7 for me

I can't find my hat and night shirt...

Don’t forget the candle in case you have to investigate something.
- I got chu
- This thread is so close to devolving into "A Christmas Carol."
You're number 5, assuming you're wearing it the right way.
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- Bonus point for cropped caption!
Thank you. Now if only you could shot me in the face through the internet.

I cannot imagine wearing a bra to sleep. Wearing a bra while awake is suffering enough

neither can I (and if I would, I think my wife would want a word or two)
- You're just afraid she'll like it too much. My partners pecs look great in a bra.
100% agree! Funny enough, my poor husband wears a bra backwards with a tennis ball sewn in the middle to keep him from sleeping on his back and having apnea. Better than a CPAP I guess
- if it works it's not stupid
- Has he tried a pregnancy pillow
If it's a cotton sports bra, or really just any non clip bra that isn't skin tight and a soft material, then I could do it, and actually have forgotten one time and fell asleep while wearing it. But I hate clip bras and will never wear them unless literally forced to do so.
- It'd have to be a completely wirefree bra for me, though I guess most sports bras are.
I have befriended enough women (and had and honest mother), to know this is a nightmare.
My wife has a heavy set of naturals and she can't sleep without a supportive bra. Now she is pregnant she has to wear a sports bra to sleep or else she wakes up from the pain.
- Congratulations on your wife's big naturals

Almost always 20 :)

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- Nice, first time that this username of mine found a fitting context :D
It's popular enough that I assume 20 is well-reasoned, but as a '1', I can't imagine myself doing it. I realize I'm the weirdo here, but I sleep in clothes that would be passable for work. I can slide on my shoes, get the dogs, grab my bag, put on a jacket and be out the door in about 30 seconds with enough stuff to leave the country or spend a night or two in the rough. Granted, that's a little silly/extreme, but what do you do if there's a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation?
- 20 here. If there is a fire, I assume I won't be the first naked person the firefighters will have seen in their life, I don't worry too much about it.
- I think surviving a fire is more important than someone seeing your naked body.
- but what do you do if there’s a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation? In that case, my appearance is the least of my problems. But jumping out of bed and taking the duvet with me will do don't you think ?
- I'm the exact opposite. Wearing full clothes in bed is some psychopath shit. Either you sleep perfectly still, or you enjoy waking up with the pants twisted sideways and the shirt choking you. Either way that's fucking creepy.
- Living in the Ring of Fire my whole life, keep the shoes, helmet, and emergency bag by the bed too so you can run quickly in case of earthquake/tsunami/ edit: volcanic eruption
- So, Mr. Bond, we meet again ..
- I’m a firefighter and I sleep like 20. Just get good. :)
- I'm a 20, l and I have dogs that occasionally wake up with the urgent need to go outside, I just keep a pair of sweat pants and an overcoat hanging in the wall. I can get into it without breaking stride.
- Do you not reuse any part of your outfit from day to day? Like do you have at least 7 different pairs of pants that you cycle through? Cause that's why I wouldn't do this, I'd rather not go out with some clothes then bring all that outside dirt into my bed.
- Weirdly I'm always unfairly judgemental when I see someone in very I door wear in public. Unless it's somewhere lawless like an airport, pajamas or super comfort sports wear in public always irks me. But on the other hand, it literally makes more sense to be as comfortable as possible and for some pointless reason, I feel very beholden to the fashion standards that make it feel weird.

20

20 for as long as I can remember, and i'm convinced it's the best by far

for as long as I can remember
Wow, even when you were kid? Or teenager? I grew up in small appartment so I can't imagine that.
And afterwards were you always living alone?
- even when you were kid? Or teenager? not 100% sure but started age 12 or so (but it's guessing, been a while). I've never been living completely alone

Where the 18s at...?

Dude I'm 18 for life
I’m a 20 forced to live as an 18
- Same, currently
The only time im not in 18 is when it’s just a little too cold and I’m in 3

who tf Donald ducks it?

Team 5 / 15 here. :)
- Well i hope the blanket doesn't get any funny ideas

Been 20 for years. Wont change

I've been 20 for most of my 43 years.
However, we had twins recently. They're 18 months old and we all co-sleep. I don't want to be a prudish family where kids aren't allowed to see a bum or whatever, but I also don't want to feel weird about snuggling up together.
So... I've been wearing pyjamas just to avoid any awkwardness.
Not even my smoke alarm singing the song of it's people at 4am changed that.
Turns out they expire after a number of years and detect smoke all the time. Certainly an exciting start to the day.
Yeah, 20 is the most comfortable set. Sometimes I use 5 if I have guests or I'm not sleeping at home. 2 very rare usually if someone is sleeping in my bed besides my wife.
- I started doing it due to the heat in summer, then i just kept on doing so even in winter because it is more efficient. You dont have to strip down first and then put on new clothes in the morning or the same in reverse in the evening.
  With the sleeping with others besides my partner, i always ask if its okay and that i am willing to wear underwear or pants for their comfort
I've been sleeping as 20 since I got chickenpox as a kid. The itchiness was completely unbearable, and I never liked how much pajamas bunch up when I toss and turn anyways. Now I only wear them on the rare night that it drops below freezing.

I wear my pink pajamas, in the summer when it's hot. I wear my flannel nighties iIn the winter when it's not. And sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall, I jump right in between the sheets with nothing on at all.

This is poetry
Glory, glory hallelujah! Glory, glory what’s it to ya? Glory, glory hallelujah, with nothing on, oh NOTHING ON AT ALL!

20 is the way

People who say 20, I'm not judging you but I just can't imagine that

I grew up in small (tiny) appartment with my parrents and sharing room with my siblings
Then on college living in a room with 2 other people
Then renting an appartment with other people
Then owning an appartment with my gf
Then having kids

Besides that small window of having an appartment just for me and my gf, I just can't imagine sleeping naked

I actually got that from my dad, who to this day sleeps naked. I never had to share a room with people for an extended period of time, but have had all other situations and always slept naked. Including going to the toilet at night bare assed. Worst case my roomies are gonna catch a glimpse of my ding-a-ling.
Maybe it helps that Germans have a more relaxed relationship with nudity.
- Maybe it helps that Germans have a more relaxed relationship with nudity.
  Yeah I guess that helps :) I'm pretty shy, I don't want anyone besides my wife to see my ding-a-ling
Aphantasia, huh? 😔
Your nudity isn't your problem tbh.
So I am a 20, but I agree I didn't start until we got our own place. Now I'm 20 all the time or 19 if I have my period. My husband has been an 18 since I met him
*Edited to add: we are DINKWADS.
- Dual income no kids but what is the rest? What does the WADS stand for?
What difference does most of that make? Sharing a room with others, sure. But I don't walk around the house hanging dong just because I sleep in the buff. I put on some pj pants and a shirt, at minimum, to leave the room. My roommates have never cared what i slept in as long as it didn't flash them on the way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
My wife and I have our own room. I have a door, it is shut at night while I'm asleep and doesn't open again until I get dressed in the morning. If you open it in that time and see penis and scrote or hairy ass cheeks, that's on you. I don't care if you're a roommate asking me a question, a 6 year old that had a nightmare, or a fireman saving my life. You know what you risked when you turned the knob. If you give me a second of heads up or wake me and then wait for a sec, I'll put on something. But I'm not sleeping in twisted up boxers with sweaty nuts sticking to my legs to make life more comfortable and convenient for everyone else in the house.

20

20 and its the only correct way

That's what sheets are for

Anything with a top is psychopath behavior

Also I am glad that despite our differences, we can all agree that socks are not even an option.

I wear a shirt because we let the cats on the bed and it would be itchy otherwise
- I rest my case

1 (plus socks):

Also, who's out there doing 10 or 15? I need answers.

Team 15 right here!
- Explain yourself.
I prefer 20, but sometimes I'll read on my phone in bed as 10, then accidentally fall asleep.

20 although I wear socks in the winter because my toesies get chilly

17

I hate sleeping with a shirt on.

17
Tobias?
- I'm assuming they're boxers, but the icon is definitely giving nevernude vibes.
Same, but I go with 16.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

I CAST NAP NAP

Was this meme part of a contest to see how destroyed you can make a meme by JPEG compression artifacts? I've seen clearer images looking through a windshield smeared in vaseline on a cloudy day.

What about a foggy day?
- I've never had vaseline on a windshield on a foggy day, just on an overcast one. You'd have to try it yourself.

20 since I was like 9 or 10.

Evidently it's a German thing? Though I was never pressured to do so, it just seemed right.

20 is where it's at, for sure.
100%
best pajamas are made of leather...
I promise, I'm not a psychopath.
Not just a German thing. Same for our family in Canada. I think it's a, not made to feel ashamed of a naked body thing.

Where's the number for gimp mask and tutu?

That's 22

Nat 20
DM: Your clothes evaporate instantly along with all of the dead cells on the surface of your body. You are the most naked any human has been in the history of the universe.
- I attempt to seduce the nearest goat

18

Who sleeps in a shirt with no pants? Seems like an odd combination.

If someone does 15, they need to go to jail. A bra is uncomfortable to sleep with and sleeping with only a bra is psychotic.

I, uh, sleep with my stuffed bra on when the dysphorias really bad
As a teen someone repeated the myth that wearing a bra to bed can cause breast cancer, "Say no more!" said I and never did ever again.
In some series back in the day a lady said something along the lines of "I need to start sleeping with a bra on so my boobs wont sag so much" so idk if that is a functional reason for it? Boobless here so cannot give any view on the matter otherwise.
- I never considered that and that's still uncomfortable af. But then again some people willingly wear corsets.
My wife is doing that right now! Although it's not a wired bra, it's more like a sports bra.
I'm not a woman.
My wife has taught me how much leakage there can be, depending on the time/month.
It's why I we have those water proof mattress covers. For ALL of our mattresses, including our kids.

18

Pre surgery was 18 most the time with a crushing longingness for being able to do 20 without my dysphoria flopping around every time I moved. Post surgery is 20 most of the time unless I'm extra leaky then it's 18 or 19 depending on what I grab out of the hamper. Not pictured here but I also have "socks always on" variety of autism so I have socks while sleeping too. If it's really cold I'll sometimes switch it up to jammies (edit my jams are closest to 1) but I'm more likely to add blankets than clothes

18

19

hmu

Just socks, baby. Don't @ me.

Socks in bed is a crime. The feet must breathe
- Moisturizing in the night, trying to catch up on the years of neglect.

20

If anything is touching me in even a slightly wrong way (which clothes usually do), I can't sleep.

This, but if I jerk off before bed and don't shower, I throw on a fresh pair of boxers and endure it to make sure my sheets aren't all cum-streaked.
- Ew wdf
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My thighs touch each other in the wrong way, when I'm sleeping on my side. I need something smooth between them.
- I have a body pillow and/or my partner for that, clothes aren't thick enough.
So this somehow doesn't apply to blankets and bedsheets?
- Yes and no. In an ideal situation, those are smooth surfaces and it isn't a problem. There are situations were they can be bunched up and not as smooth of course, but that's at least for me less of an occurrence than with clothes.

Literally anything except 5 10 and 15. Extremely curious to hear from the 5/10/15 crowd.

5 / 15 gang here, what's up?
- I'm guessing you don't do 10 because you just don't wear tank-tops in general. But why on earth a bra, especially if you're ditching the panties? Don't you find it uncomfortable to decompress wearing one? Do you just have unusually uncomfortable underpants?
- I am curious why someone would sleep with a bra, can you enligt me? I have only heard women complaining about them unless they move a lot and need the support.
5: it's cold around the shoulders...
curious? about what? im that person, including the 20, ask me anything. im curious to hear whats interesting about sleeping without clothes…
- No clothes at all is fine but wearing only a shirt or bra is highly illegal. It just feels wrong.
I get 5, I've known a lot of women who wear just a giant T-shirt to bed. 15 is the weird one. I've never known a woman to wear a bra to bed, and certainly nothing except a bra. Maybe they have giant, unruly breasts that need to be strapped down.
- I've only heard of 15 as a method of gun control

My partner doesn't fit any of these if she is cold as she has socks on. And by cold I mean seemingly anything at ramdom below 30c

1

I grew up there too bro (☞◍ω◎)☞

My wife is bottomless with a shirt these days. Calls it Pooh bear

It is a fine line between a Pooh bear and a goblin mode. Depends if that attire stays in the bedroom I guess.
- I'm not sure what goblin mode is, and I'm a bit afraid to ask.

What, no formalwear option?

I know, right? What if there's a fire, and I have to go to a black tie dinner afterward.

20 for over 40 years

Always 18

18 now that we have kids but 20 before we had kids.

Who in their right mind is sleeping with a bra and jeans on?!

That said, 4 most nights, 2 if I’m around others. Perfect balance of leg freedom and not freezing/being exposed if shit hits the fan and I need to jump out of bed.

20 I unless it's winter, then 21!? I wear a night cap for my cold bald head.

I've done 20 every night for about 40 years, don't think I'm gonna change now

20 at home, 18 somewhere else.

3 or 8

I wear boots and hold a bottle of whisky. I don't know why they wouldn't include that on the list.

im 20 and my girlfriend is 14

2 in winter and 2 in summer

I'm kind of shook how far down this was.
The picture is a bit ambiguous, but for me it's not outdoor shorts, it's pajama shorts and when I was younger it was boxers.
I am quite surprised most people sleep naked!
- Well I guess not everyone lives in a moderate climate like Germany has ;)

18 and only 18 😤

1, t shirt and jeans.

Denim in bed??
Do you also sleep covered by a jlanket and rest your head on a jillow?
- No, just a weighted blanket and a regular pillow. I'm not sure why people find this weird tho, jeans are comfy.
Was looking for this lol

20 always

1 or 2, depends on the season.

16 if I'm cold, 17 if I'm warm, 20 if I just got out the shower right before bed. If I shower and stay up reading or such, back to 16/17. Tits out for harambe, 100%.

- Truth!

18

5 or 20

5 or 20... Donald Duck or Daffy Duck.
- The true Daffy.

5 and 15, we need to strand those guys on an island or something, because that aint cool.

Hey, not cool! 5 / 15 crowd here.
- Ah good, you people are identifying yourselves. We'll have a bus to collect shortly, pack an island appropriate sleeping shirt you freak.

1 or 6 depending on the season. Flannel or heavier fabrics in the winter, lighter in the summer. My husband is 2 or 17. We both used to be 20, but then our daughter was born and it sucked having to put something on while you stumbled around in the middle of the night taking care of her, easier to have already done it.

What's it like being married to a nevernude?

Bold of you to assume people sleep at night

1

1 gang. Anti sweat barrier

When it’s cold 8.

Also 18. When it's cold 16, lol. Never a shirt.

1 Passed out with the lights on in Winter
2 Passed out with the lights on in Summer
3 Forever Alone (most days)
5 Passed out after wank marathon
18 Bedfellows in the Winter
20 Bedfellows in the Summer or Luxury Hotel Beds with high thread count sheets

18: Can’t trust my dangly bits.

18

I don't own any pajamas or something and I'm usually too hot anyway.

You have a lot of self-confidence.

I used to 17 when I was in my hometown (tropical beach city).

Now is mostly 1 and 2, with 20 occasionally

When I was a kid, it was #5 with an extremely long shirt that draped almost to my toes.

It's not on this list, but I also had a full-body zipper pajamas as a kid... until I accidentally pulled a "There's Something About Mary" while trying to zip them closed after peeing in the middle of the night. My parents got rid of those fast after that.

Throughout my teen and early adult life, I switched to either #18 or #19. #19 while I still wore briefs; #18 when I ditched them for the infinitely more comfortable boxer briefs.

Until I discovered the freedom that came with #20. Been rocking that last one ever since.

EDIT: Once in a great while, if I have guests staying overnight, I'll pull out #1. Just to ensure I don't accidentally walk out nude in front of them during the night.

Loose old 5

5 or 20, depending on how cold the room is

20 for me

Why are like half of these wearing full on pants? OP, do you actually sleep in like jeans shorts?

Some people wear full body pajamas.
- Right but look at the image, there's a clear difference between the boxers and what looks like normal or jeans shorts. The long pants have similar styling.
It's pretty normal to wear full pajamas in colder areas.
Ill fall asleep listening to music or an audiobook outside in a hammock many times so its whatever im wearing at the time, so my numbers are
1 2 3 4 5 18 19 20 to account for everything i might be wearing
Nevernudes

18 or 20, depending on how I'm feeling that day.

No longsleeves? A tshirt doesn't cut it in winter, and the distinction between tank top and tshirt in the graphic tells me that the graphic doesn't mean just any kind of top.

2, to keep the Ass Höle molecules off my sheets, and the cat hair off my chest

3, sometimes 18, but I get sweaty in bed.

18, id like to see a statistic of this

Hi, I'm the second data point, it's nice to meet you. Do you know what time the others will be arriving?

20 unless I'm trying to bundle up against the cold.

Unless I was too dead tired to make it to the shower, then 2.

17 through 20, depending on how hot my bedroom gets. 6/16 if I have guests over.

1 but with long sleeves and long pajama pants, plus socks on and my hair wrapped up. I like being very covered up.

What insane person willingly sleeps in a bra?

Occasionally my wife has slept in a bralette instead of a shirt. Apparently she thinks it’s comfy.
- Madness.

18

Sleep?

I'm #1

We are number 1

19

Missing the Mormon onesie.

What's a Mormon onesie?
- They wear magic underwear. It's a whole thing.

17

3

9 and 10 hmu

Fuck yeah 10s

The most practical answer for nighttime comfort, sanitation, and thermal management.

2

Either 1 or 20

18 if by myself 20 with the girlfriend I make-believe I have.

Technically, none of them. I don't sleep at night. I work the graveyard shift.

No matter how I go to sleep, I always wake up 20. Always been that way. I have socks on, though.

U should check under your bed
- Yeah, maybe the dust bunnies strip me at night.

3, 17, 20. Depends on the season.

20 if I showered, 3 if I didn't

17 like a mf

17
- DOZENS!

I don't sleep.

Which one of those is my cat waking me up at five AM every night to escort her to the food bowl?

I don't mean to be the bearer if bad news but 5 am is past most people's theshhold where late becomes early.

6 with socks. 7 or 8 depending on temperature.

Long sleeves, tank top, leggings, sweatpants, socks, take off as needed while sleeping, I don’t even wake up to do it, it’s kinda crazy lol

19 to 20.

any loss clothes feel so uncomfortable.

I like wearing nothing at all ^{nothing at all}

Stupid sexy Flanders.

7 as well. feels uncomfy being completely naked

5/10 are Donald Duck, 15 is Daisy Duck

Always #20

I'm too oily to sleep naked... #2 all the way, preferable in a shirt that's at least 2 sizes too big.

Like 1 but long sleeves.

7 so long as those are just regular shorts. The pic kinda looks like Jean shorts and I’m no psychopath like that.

Depends if I have my shower directly before going to bed. If so, it’s 20, otherwise 4.

21: using somebody else's skin as pajamas

2

69

2 in the winter, 7 in the summer.

Typically 2, sometimes 5 and rarely 20.

Usually 20; been doing 5, lately.

1d20 every day

1, 2, 6, or 7 depending on the season.

Usually 10.

18

17 or 20, depending how dirty I feel.

1 if its very cold, otherwise pick randomly between 4,5, 19 or 20

1 or 2

Sometimes 18 sometimes 20.

1,3,5,17,20 depending on the mood

Depends on the season. Winter is 1 but long sleeve (w/o socks or underwear, that's terrorism) and my weighted blanket.

Summer is more 2 or 17.

Now I am sad because it just got to hoot to use the weighted blanket. :(

Fluctuate between 16 and 20

5 in summer, 16 in winter.

17

7/14

1 2 3 4 5 18 19 20

None of the above. I'm a long sleeve shirt and full pajama bottoms person.

1, preferably. 20 if I forget doing the laundry...

I have underwear on to keep my junk in check but I'm not sure why I would wear a shirt to bed

16-21. As long as there’s no top. I will get so twisted up and then it feels claustrophobic.

What is 21? No skin?
- 21 is full PVC body suit w/ zipper over mouth
- https://sh.itjust.works/comment/18663647

1, 4, 9 or 19 depending on the temperature in the bedroom.

My tired ass was going to ask why only women got the option to sleep topless and then I realized it wasnt ordered that way.... 18 for me.

2!

2 or 17. Sometimes (rarely) 20.

Mine is not included, it's 20 with wool socks. Never going back to 20 honestly

20 > 18 > 4 if I'm really tired and lazy

nap is 18 and bedtime is 20

8- got sensitive nipples.

19 or 20 only

17

Usually 3, sometimes 18 if its hot in my room. However, I'm considering switching to 5 & 20 as of late.

In the Winter, 1, plus heavy socks and sometimes with a sweatshirt. I keep the thermostat set at 50F at night, in the Winter.

In the Spring and Fall, 3, sometimes with socks.

In the Summer, 18 or 20, never with socks.

17

No option for no shirt....

The bottom row
- Ah well that's it for me. 18

2, 3, 17, 18

Roll 2 D6, divide by 4