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saltnotsugar @ saltnotsugar @lemm.ee
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OK so which is it?

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  • Crocodiles: Oh YEAH?

    • fliiiinnnnnggg.

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  • Bring forward the baby artillery if you PLEASE sir.

    • What's the worst rated film that you love?

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  • We are ventriloquists, ventriloquists, ventriloquists!

    • I always hope for a horsey

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  • Jumpyhorse! I choose YOU!!! Use jump attack!

    • The joy of quitting a shit job with an asshole boss

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  • This is true. The other company can ask HR to consult the big book of grudges to determine if there are indeed grudges.

    • the invite the....

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  • Any time I use the wrong definite article my German wife will loudly bark “NEIN!” It’s hot but educational.

    • Pull to enter, you say?

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  • I would just stand there looking lost just to see how many more signs could be put up.

    • Japan can't seem to catch a break

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  • Why didn’t they just switch the dudes to kilts?!

    • You mean it gets worse?

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  • Well look on the bright side…there’s probably a bright side!

    • Running monkey

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  • Poor monkey is trying to catch his bus.

    • There's nothing better than the

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  • Is it affordable or is it one of those “price upon request” things?

    • Stop this tomfoolery at once

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    • How to hold onto a subway pole

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  • Everything is a training opportunity if you have the commitment of a Jedi.

    • Your brain thinks...

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  • You know, it’s amazing how much you can learn in Lemmy.

    • Do I look like a rock, motherfucker? Do I look like a fucking island?

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  • Like a bridge over MOTHERFUCKIN water, I will lay YOUR ASS down.

    • The savior of all DMs and Players

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  • He tells you his name is Jimmothy Plimmothy.

    • Cheese is always good

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  • Recipe: Add 1/4 cup of cheese.
    Me: Adding 1 cup of cheese got it.

    • Honey Badger hates silly meetings

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  • I prefer to do a fistfight over text.

    • do you think freewill truly exists?

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  • Hey baby I brought home some dinner-
    “Husband. Thy presence brings thoughts of philosophical questions.”
    Alright. I’m just gonna eat this burrito though.

    • Relatable

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  • Nice. Now I can have two grapes!

    • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
    saltnotsugar @lemm.ee

    What is a video game that you'd love to play, but no one has developed yet?