argh_another_username @ argh_another_username @lemmy.ca

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Maybe that’s was the objective. Aliens find a little planet in the middle of a space desert, untouched by any race. It’s a nice experiment, they came here, dropped some DNA (either like that awful movie or by masturbating hard) and left. Now they’re just watching and laughing and laughing.

Even in Battlestar Galactica they talk about the dangers in going into FTL near (or inside) another ship.

That’s what the simulation wants you to think.

If you did, it would probably be in mandarin. At least that’s what happened when my Android tablet went to shit.

I’ve never seen any one of these.

I read somewhere that if we could bring back a dinosaur, it wouldn’t survive long, because of the oxygen concentration in our atmosphere. Is it true?

Once I tripped and fell. I think I’ll run for governor.

I just read that dolphins shed their skin almost 10 times more frequently than humans. Some species do it every two hours! Imagine the amount of energy spent in this.

Yes, amazing.

I still remember my Masters degree in distributed computing. C++ in vi (not even vim), monochromatic display, 36 computers working together to give me a bunch of SIGSEGV.

That’s Russ!

2, sometimes 5, rarely 20. My wife 2, maybe 15.

If I can’t have booty, you can’t have porn.

I don’t like yo mama jokes. I just think about them.

But seriously, strollers and wheelchairs.

What about the Grabher case in Ontario? Guy gets vanity plate, DMV receives ONE complaint because “grab her”, guy shows his ID, proving that it’s his surname, gets plate cancelled anyway.

Wait, what?

For some time now, when my kid asks me “are you going to work today?”, I answer “I’m going to the office. Work, I do from Monday to Friday.”

Ah, so it’s the same name in Portuguese. Conduítes.

Pipes are installed before the mortar (I think that’s the name), sometimes carving bricks. Wires pass inside flexible tubes (literally translated to conductors). This has the advantage that, if the tube is wide enough, we can pass more wires.

When I was a kid I was really confused by Jerry. How could he make a home inside a wall like that? The walls are completely solid, with bricks and mortar. I had to move to Canada to understand that the walls are hollow and the house is made from wood, plaster, plastic and styrofoam.