Supreme fight

They don't get any epic music for the fight.

No no no, they get something Deadpool-esque, like Barbie Girl or Dragostea Din Tei.

And yes, I'm old, sue me. Let's see what the Supreme Court has to say about that.

I was thinking something very similarly psychotic like "Let it Go" or "The Sound of Music."
This, and other equally valuable reasons, are why I choose "I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
- Stayin Alive by The Beegees was my first thought.
  Or we could recreate the zombie beating scene in the Winchester from Shaun of the Dead to Don't Stop Me Now by Queen.
Tiny Tim has an excellent selection of ironic head-bash-in hits.
They get "Ram Ranch" not more, not less.

"Smack My Bitch Up" by The Prodigy

How on earth has nobody said X Gon' Give It To Ya. Maybe people are getting fixated on the Supreme Court part, but I feel like that's the right theme for kicking any ass in a White Castle parking lot.

yeah if I'm gonna go ham on a whole group of people this is the right song
Nah, Deadpool already used it, it's like an unwritten rule. When a guy in spandex runs around making millions faking a fight scene with it, you aren't supposed to reuse it.
My first thought as well. Second would be Ante up by M.O.P

We're Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister. Of course.

🤘

Turbo Lover by Judas Priest

Amazing. I’d also like to see Painkiller as an encore.
- Is nobody gonna mention Breaking the Law? Seems quite fitting
- I also chose Painkiller. But I'd be happy to foat fight the supreme court to any song.
Good fucking shout actually

They should be beaten to death without a soundtrack. Nothing should hide the sounds of their comeuppance.

Either Killing in the Name or The Pretender.

Extra points for pizazz if you were thinking of this version.
- the Lauren Mayberry one is so much more heartfelt

The national anthem on loop. Because they have to hear it all the time and it'll remind them.

This is how you remind me

Killing in the Name is the right answer, I feel.

I won't quote it, but yes. First thought.

Pokemon Theme. The full version. Don't know why but it just feels right.

I’ll throw in the “basic” choice of Fuck tha Police by N.W.A.

I Fought the Law - The Clash.

In that song, the law won. Not the outcome I'd be hoping for.
- Granted...
  However, the lyrics seem to be sung from the point of view of someone who turned to crime after the system failed them, and the Clash make it sound defiant and powerful despite the outcome.
  It's time to settle some grievances with the Law.
  EDIT: I mean, just imagine that first guitar riff coming in right after someone kicks Thomas square in the nuts as the opening salvo... beautiful.
- Even in our fantasies we wouldn't get away with it. But much ass would be whooped nonetheless.

Don't stop me now -Queen

Ooooh can I join and can we wear roller skates?

It's Not Unusual

https://youtu.be/dpCgqWiTGpo

Rage, Killing in the name

Bad Reputation by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts... like in Shrek.

Yakety sax

They don’t get a fight. I give them a wedgie and have them chase me around the parking lot

Take the power back - Rage Against the Machine

Damn near any song by them would be great.

Let the bodies hit the floor.

It's a great song to beat the fuck out of people to.

I'm shipping out to Boston

That's the one.

Any.

Based.

The entire sound track of Hotline Miami 1 and 2.

If I had to pick one, Hydrogen by MOON.

    
Ten guys jump one, what a man
You fight each other, the police state wins
Stab your backs when you trash our halls
Trash a bank if you've got real balls

You still think swastikas look cool
The real Nazis run your schools
They're coaches, businessmen and cops
In a real fourth Reich, you'll be the first to go

 --  *Nazi Punks Fuck Off* by The Dead Kennedys

BANG POW BOOM - Insane Clown Posse

I fight naked with Juggalo Face Paint and a Bottle of Faygo up my ass.

Just like my forefathers did against the Romans 🥲

Straight up laughed out loud. What a mental image. Thanks for the chuckle man.

blitzkrieg bop by the ramones

Goddamn that's a good choice.

What's the name of the Benny Hill theme song?

Yakety Sax

Ministry - Jesus Built My Hotrod

City Hall by Tenacious D.

🎵We'll have 'em screaming in the streets and tipping over cars and breaking windows of small businesses and setting fucking fires! Setting fuckin' fires! And setting fucking fires!🎵

Not the government totally sucks?

Tubthumping.

That song was the anthem of the party my first DND campaign.

Particle Man by TMBG, of course.

Any. The answer is any. I'll knock the fuck out of a geriatric ignoramus while god damned polka music is in the background. But if I had to choose....Get to the Gone by Static X

"I want candy" by mc Chris?

or maybe something from the coup? like "magic clap" or "takin these" or "everythang" or "ride the fence"...

edit: oh fuck. I forgot "the man" by the killers

double edit: damn, reading the coup track list and I missed "we are the ones" and "5 million ways to kill a ceo"

triple edit: the stimulator put out a series of workout mixes called "burning cop car" that is full of winners in this category

it would depend on mood or reason.

i understand the RATM suggestions. that's sort of an obvious top contender.

Ministry's ass clowns comes to mind. but that's where I started day dreaming and drifted toward their earlier work and thought of scarecrow and then pslam 69 because hehe.

or maybe this is a classier whitecastle parking lot. a light piano like aria de capo ...or maybe it's more ride of the valkries vibe? hmm

last thought. primus. my name is mud. (but call me ellowishus deverdander ambercrombie )

"So I kissed him upside the cranium with that aluminum baseball bat. My name is Mud"
Les Claypool is a fucking legend.

J.U.S.T.I.C.E: Dance

Gonna need that beat for footwork.

Justice is so fucking good.

The Star Wars cantina song.

Orinoco Flow

Nobody speak by DJ Shadow.

The music video won't let me fight politicians without playing it.

This was going to be my answer. Glad I checked before posting.

God‘s Gonna Cut You Down, by Johnny Cash

I'm surprised to not see any mentions of Eat the Rich by Motörhead.

Or Eat the Rich by Aerosmith

Ministry - Ass Clown

Pretty much any Ministry song will do though

Kind of a different feel, but: Fight Song - The Stanfields

Also, Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls and Creeping Death

Finally, the entire first Matrix Original Soundtrack

Edit: Gorillaz - Feel Good is tickling my brain, and there's something about Foster the People's Pumped Up Kicks but I'm not sure if it's a good idea. And: Dope - Die Motherfucker Die

I love The Stanfields and For Whom The Bell Tolls is my all time favorite Metallica song. Want to be best friends?
- Hell yeah! Let's ride!

Nazi Punks Fuck Off - Dead Kennedys(1:04)

Gag On It - Kim Petras (1:40)

She's Kerosene - The Interrupters (2:51)

West End Riot - The Living End (3:51)

Change on the Rise - Avi Kaplan (4:01)

Or skip the play list and:

Roundabout - Yes (8:36)

RATM... Killing in the Name Of

Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin. It's both appropriate for the task and poetic.

First song that came to mind with prior to reading the comments was Beastie Boys Sabotage. Although after reading the comments I appreciate many of the other suggestions too.

Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff

So Much Better by Eminem

Or

I Hope You Die by The Bloodhound Gang

4'33" composed by John Cage, with the accompanying orchestra of course.

Final Countdown

BAM, there it is. Isn't that song always the answer to these posts? Because it should be.

Fuck Nazi Sympathy - Aus-Rotten

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fNv6BrL_FgM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCF2RdtLMNQ

Against me! - Those Anarcho Punks Are Mysterious

When the doom music hits

They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done.

Killing In The Name by RATM. Or Hot n Cold by Katy Perry.

Fight the Power by Public Enemy

Or

Justice by Ziggy Marley

Someone should put this in a playlist and post it on !oddlyspecificplaylists@sh.itjust.works

Bootscraper - Lamb of God

Redneck was the first thing that popped into my mind.

Primus - Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver

This thread is going to be a huge collection of fire songs.

This thread is going to be used as exhibit #1 at our tribunals.

A World on Fire - Bo Burnham

The Guillotine - The Coup

Get Dat Fetus Kill Dat Fetus

Welcome To The Jungle or Black Tongue by Mastodon.

4'33". Why spoil the experience with distractions?

Definitely something punk...either the Interrupters Take Back the Power or Flogging Molly's What's Left of the Flag.

Hocus Pocus by Focus

Followed by Tiptoe Through The Tulips, bwahaha!
Knock some of their teeth loose and they can do the whistling part themselves

Payback - Slayer

mmm so many slayer tunes can fit a beat down. payback is chef kiss though.
notable ones from slayer that came to mind for me
hell awaits, spill the blood, raining blood war ensemble, ok I have come to the conclusion that the vast majority of slayer songs work for a variety of violent scenarios. this may seem obvious but it took me a bit to get there.

The entire Rage Against the Machine discography. I have a lot of punching to do.

Clubbed to Death by Rob Dougan from The Matrix. I want a video of the festivities to watch again and again too.

Special for the occasion: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ywrEB2DA2P0

well that's ...cromulent.

Nobody speak - DJ Shadow Music video is perfect - https://youtu.be/NUC2EQvdzmY

Momma said knock you out

The Rezillos - Somebody's Gonna Get Their Head Kicked In Tonight

I've got to be honest: it's probably ska. I don't even like ska all too much, but I think it would fuel my rage.

Ska-P - Welcome to Hell
https://lyricstranslate.com/en/welcome-hell-welcome-hell.html

That Smash Bros. Song with the Latin chanting

Breaking the law obv

Fight Song - The Aquabats

Down Rodeo by Rage Against the Machine

Tiny Tim - Living in the Sunlight

"Won't You Be My Neighbor", Mister Rogers.

Proud to be an American-Lee Greenwood

Or Freebird

Dethharmonic, by Dethklok

https://youtu.be/mHXjMOmCpfA

Super Hero by Faith No More.

Pick a short one. Those dudes old af

Metalingus by Alter Bridge, gotta get me in a fighting mood.

Raining Blood - Slayer

American Idiot. Kinda cliché I know but it's a pretty hype song that would get me pumped up lol

Ready to Die - Andrew W.K.

The final countdown

Rammstein

Surfacing - Slipknot

March of the pigs - nine inch nails

https://youtu.be/NUC2EQvdzmY

I fuck around by the melvins

Ballroom Blitz

Welcome to the Jungle - Gunz n' roses

or

This Land is Your Land - Woody Guthrie

Muse - Knights of Cydonia

As much as I love the original, I must also say for a fist fight I'd rather have a slightly more system of a down feel.
Thankfully there's always Andre to fill in the gaps.