MelodiousFunk @ MelodiousFunk @slrpnk.net

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From Florida, ironically.

It's almost like the entire narrative is just bad faith tribalism.

I thought Nintendo games never went on sale? 🤯

It's new math. In this new approach, the important thing is to understand what you're doing rebroadcast the narrative, rather than to get the right answer.

I cannot articulate how perfect this synopsis is.

I've done some seriously stupid shit in excel, mostly due to it being the only tool I had. By the time I handed the project off to someone else for maintenance/feature creep, there were VLOOKUP ranges spanning dozens of columns. VLOOKUP doesn't care what column the target is named, only the offset from the beginning of the range. So being able to calculate CA minus W is pretty handy.

Yes, the project should have been a database. But these things happen when skinflint company meets annoyed amateur: you get a sprawling VBA abomination that, despite making actual developers want to choke a bitch, still works orders of magnitude better than the previous system.

That's the general gist of the standard advice, yeah.

If you have a hatchback, it's even easier. Lean in, start the car, roll down the windows, walk around to the hatch. I don't even bother doing more than one open and close anymore.

Good news, everyone!

(Not really good news)

If you have MACs on your LAN, that's your problem.

The entire site looks to be slop.

The police do not care about porch pirates.

Accepting your premise as true, it logically follows that god is in fact a shithead.

If perfect poop is ¥5000, how about ¥2500 for subpar poop? I can donate regularly.

I honestly do not know why the conservatives demonized Hillary so much

Easy way to move the Overton window.

The table in question.

faint echoes of "I heard that!" in the distance

Now we should arm schools

LA schools melt some ice

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