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My wife would agree. She has.... so many womanly issues, but can't find anyone to yank the damn thing out.

She wants no children.

I, her husband, had a vasectomy before we ever met.

We have no use for the damn thing and it just causes so many problems.

I felt pressured into it.

I was 19, and struggling.

No branch would take me, despite having a nearly perfect ASVAB score. Missed one question, and its because I never had access to fucking diesel engines growing up.

I'm epileptic.

So, after multiple attempts, I don't qualify as "disabled" enough to receive benefits, but I can't even sign my flesh away for an hourly rate like the dregs of society to die in some foreign shit-hole.

I'll just die in my local shit-hole, thanks.

Plenty of firemen start fires to put them out, wind up with arson charges.

I used to ask my dad where we were on car trips.

"Directly above the center of the earth." Thanks asshole.

I'd feel safer at a waffle house deep in the hood, wearing a red shirt while everyone else had blue on.

But a failed shitty product is right in line with Trump about as far back as it goes.

Doesn't work. Sorry.

Trump is team (diet) Coke, and Taco Bell is owned by Yum Brands, which is owned by Pepsi.

Now if it came with its "own" Diet Trump Cola, maybe. The cup could have a depiction of Don Taco thin/muscular, you know, how he sees himself in a mirror

An adult secret I love to teach kids is that none of us really know what the fuck we're doing either, we've just gotten better at winging it over the years.

If I could drive in the snow, and deal with the snow, and the rest of the winter wonderland I'm not at all accustomed to, I would have been in Canada a long time ago.

You say that, but eventually CDs will stop being produced.

Floppies still exist, but they are more and more difficult to find in the wild.

In the grand scheme of things, we're all animals.

Push any of us far enough, starve us enough, etc.

This is why we have self-defense laws. It is inherently understandable that under duress a person (or lion) will act outside of their usual nature to secure food, shelter, or safety.

That being said, this is no way in defense of any mass-shooter types. There is a difference between self-defense and mass-murder.

Upon reading the title I thought, this person has never been severely dehydrated before.

I don't recommend it, I must say.

I mean, really the modern equivalent is throwing your phone at a hard surface.

It certainly makes a statement. Fuck all of this to the point I'm going to sever contact with the world and throw away a ton of money.

If an amateur mycologist picks and eats the wrong mushroom that an LLM said was fine to eat, is the LLM liable for the death legally and/or financially?

I mean, I know better than to pick random mushrooms and eat them, but I don't really care for mushrooms - though some have some delightful effects when metabolized, lol. The only ones of THOSE I tried, I knew who grew them, and saw the "operation," and reviewed his sources before trying one.

Call me paranoid, but I'm not blindly trusting a high school drop out to properly identify mushrooms when professionals make mistakes to the point where any mycologist will tell you, DON'T TRUST PICS OR THE INTERNET.

It can be too difficult to tell from those sources, and I doubt the LLM and the human asking questions have the right wavelength of discussion to not produce misleading, if not entirely fabricated, results.

Yeah, I shave my head fairly routinely (damn genetics) and a bar of soap is generally fine for head, face, and body. Though if I'm growing my beard out past the "scruff" level my wife generally likes, I'll apply some beard oil there.

I have definitely used some "girly" body wash in a pinch though.

I lived on the street next to a high school.

The primary entrance to both the high school and the rest of the neighborhood was appropriately named Funnel.

Getting out of the neighborhood was sometimes the longest part of my journey, and that was driving from the suburbs into downtown on a notoriously traffic ridden (and always under construction) freeway - they liked to close exits with little to no notice sometimes requiring massive rerouting. Was late a couple times because of that, but the traffic right at the start of the commute was the worst.

A combination of high schoolers who can't drive, and half asleep parents who need more caffeine or less kids - probably both - as well as pedestrians and kids on bikes. I don't know about your area, but cyclists in that area did not abide by traffic laws and no one stopped them, so they kept doing it. More than a few people died at that crossing in the ~5 years I lived there.

Thankfully, I usually only saw it bad on my way home in the morning (medical IT, I worked nights).

Covering some other shifts though? Whew, I had to leave at least 30 minutes earlier than I would for a night shift.

I wouldn't say ALL cats check the physics before leaping.

I mean, they're impressive as a group... but individual outliers exist. My wife and I have 4 of them, lol.

I mean, the US put out the game America's Army as a recruitment tool.

Passably decent multiplayer shooter for its time. Good enough to kill some time with.

Play: Hockey, at least in theory. I'm a lot older and more beat up than I was back then, lol.

Watch: I guess hockey? I dunno, I enjoy going to games. I more watch because its on somewhere, or other people wanted to watch, or whatever. I don't really watch sports on my own.

I dunno, the hand... something tells me this image is mirrored, or he could be lefty...

My guess is he punched a hole in the drywall and his mom pushed him down the stoop to kick him out, hence the other light abrasions on knee and wrist.