You're being sold as an action figure. What 2 accessories do you come with?

Anxiety and depression

Lol beat me to it

A pillow and my phone

Inaction figure.
- Brilliant! I'll have to make one now!

Can of beer and a bowling ball

Not a toilet?
- Obviously you’re not a golfer.
A can of beer and a beer kozie. If that counts as one, gimme another can of beer.

Ibuprofen and an energy drink.

What makes the green grass grow?

Weed vape and this bad boy

I legit want to use that for home defense.
So this propels dildos into your orifice(s) with explosive charges? Do people enjoy that?
- It's the only way Lady Supermans can get off
- Do you not?

Big bass guitar and a tiny little trumpet

Me: a burned up Strat and a bad attitude
Big (mouth) bass-shaped bass guitar?

Tears and toilet paper.

the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.

Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?
- Maybe, but it’s unwilling to take a piss test to get them.
So, no accessories included? There could be separate packages for various circumstances.
- No there will be accessories, but what they are won't matter because the accessories included in the box will be changing constantly. One month may be a bunch of Dan Da Dan volumes and a can of medicated water, the next a kayak oar and an MG gunpla box. The changes will never be announced to the public, and will always be chosen in a seemingly random fashion.

A hat and buyer's remorse.

Anxiety and, due to a manufacturing bug or something, a second anxiety instead of something else.

My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.

Autism and depression

Like small characters standing on each shoulder, maybe riding your back in labeled t shirts?

Action keyboard and action mouse.

i would like to upgrade to the Power Glove(tm) pls

A knife. And another knife.

I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. Yeah!

A capybara and one of those guitars that’s, like, double guitars? Y’know?

A laptop and an anal plug.

Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that's missing the ball.

Realistically a book and a writing utensil but more honestly my phone and a joint

A pair of drift skates, with an interchangeable pair of crutches.

Bipolar meds and gummi bears.

A manual in an alien language and a "no refund" sticker

don't forget your towel

A cat and a bike

Bass and bong

Dual-weilding plushies

A clone and an android doppelganger and none of us know who is which

A RAID controller and a tin of snus.

2 gray kitties

a lever action rifle and a bass guitar

A cat and a cup of tea

A typewriter and an empty space where a sporty car should go

Tell me more about this empty space you speak of.
- It should have something like a Miata or Caterham or a hot hatch of some kind.

Bong and a coffee cup, and I'm wearing pajama pants and an anime T-shirt.

Alternate version is wearing skinny jeans and a Dead Kennedys hoodie, and comes with a bass guitar and different colors of Mohawk that can be removed and replaced.

Are mental illnesses an accessory?

Laptop and bag o’ tools _

I feel seen.

Track saw and climbing shoes.

A sword and a dildo. Fightin' or f...un. Your call.

A big gulp and a pack of cigarettes

My cat and my cell phone

Guilt and regret

A phone and the physical embodiment of a Lemmy account.

Two fully charged batteries. 💪💪

A belt and a doorknob

Risky, but easier than using your hand.

Original ThinkPad and hacker cap.

Old Thinkpad and a 3DS... then my action figure just sits down staring at a screen and ignoring the owner.

Touring kayak and back country skis

A pocket knife and a houseplant in a pot.

Tonka: Ambulance & portable cardiac monitor.

bicycle and pool noodle

But your best ao5 happens when you drink coffee, right?

Mallet and chisel

reads news oh.

Full bathtub and a toaster

A Gardner that comes with a seedling and a grown tree

Shades and a whiskey glass.

Weed vape and a coffee, or keyboard and shovel

Coffee mug and a dog.

A dab rig and a camera

Please not a glass jar

A joint and a laptop

A bottle of diet soda and a guitar that I can't play

Drum sticks

Removable neon colored himbo clothes and an old school white Pontiac Fiero.

Laptop and Camera.

A fox terrier and black clothing.

Pills and cool rocks.

Don't get them mixed up.

New 3ds XL in right hand and a camera bag slung around the neck with a phone, wallet, fidget spinner and cartridge case inside(alegedly since you cant actually open the camera bag.)

A beer and a tablet stylus

Just the stylus?
- Yep, it can be stuck behind the ear, and the tablet's around here somewhere.

Garden knife and iron skillet.

Garden knife? What makes a knife garden specific? Interesting
- A hori-hori, a knife shaped for digging and cutting both, and often one side has measurement lines too. Ever since I got one a few years ago I have not been without one. Dog destroys it? I buy another. Kids lose it? I buy another. Just such a useful tool.
  And both these items make good impromptu weapons.

AR-10 and a fishing rod

Drawing utensils. I should also come with medically indicated compression tights but due to production issues they're usually missing from the box.

A cat and a laptop.

The cat can also sitt on the laptop keybord.

I guess I pixel cellphone 😓

Post-its and a power rack

Scripture and a jay... The duality of man!

Black clothes and Thinkpad?

Two large replaceable penises. One is extremely girthy. The other is long and proportionally thick. Both vibrate to your favorite music and have a washable jelly pump. I'll be loads and loads of fun.

Detachable penis.

Depression/Anxiety meds to keep it real. My cat Mochi.

😅

My computer and my cat

An e-book and a sofa

A pillow and a sweater that gets taken on and off unsure if you really need it

A camera and a car keys

Nunchucks and a drafting pencil.

Pocket knife and a zippo.