Aww sorry to hear that. I had to transport my guinea pigs a couple times (thankfully just like a 30 min drive by car), but they were pretty scared both times. Just hid in their wood houses haha.
I have not watched it. I love me some star trek, but haven't really gotten into the "new" ones. Mainly because I need to pirate them, and haven't yet.
It is a good point on bi individuals being somewhat invisible. It seems like most people just assume their orientation by the person they're with, or people they most commonly "go for".
Maybe he can just try out one more haircut. Maybe to just below the chin. Preferably with a large blade falling from some height. All you need is a basket infront to catch anything that falls off.
With a name like Lemmy, I would have never expected it.