Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die?
https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer
https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Middle-School-Crush-to-Like-You
UUUHHHHH
monday
inhales
I like coming here.
In break times, i often get to see her, with her long skirt, her adorable jacket, and her soft, long, brown hair.
She is rather tall in her friend group, she must be 13, maybe 14...
It doesn't stop me for loving her even if i am in my 40's.
Nothing can.
It's not a barbaric attraction like thoses weird pedophiles.
My love is pure.
She's made to be mine.
"I want to be with her together."
tuesday
She just leaved the school to buy her meal.
Today she did attach her hairs into two braids, with ribbons at the ends.
She is so cute.
"I absoluetly want to be with her"
She seems to be alone right now.
"Is it my chance?"
Slowly, gently, silently, I put some chloroform on the piece of cotton.
Softly, purely, nicely, I approach her from behind.
Strangely, surprisingly, quickly, she does a barrel roll and a backflip, and face me with an assault rifle.
Rougly, straightly, immediatly, she say: "ladies and gentleman, we got him"
Painly, horribly, trementously, i get perfored multiple times by supersonic projectiles, and fall on the ground.
"aww man"
I just died trying to get a middle school crush to like me.
Guys don't call the police it's for the thing
FBI OPEN UP
I die in a conflict where I tell a Wizards of the Coast zombie that Paizo and Pathfinder are the best, which, honestly, I should've seen coming.
I will also die on the hill of pf >>> 5e.
Apparently I'll die becoming Israeli
IDF coming in hot
At least you aren't going to die becoming a southern belle.
I think this speaks for itself
I'm dying of stupidity, apparently.
Dying is the opposite of seeking mental stimulation lol
well hmm, This could be interesting
I have nothing more to add to this.
https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Carpenter-Bees-Using-Wd40
I WARNED YEH!
DIDN'T I WARN YEH?
Welp..
Getting punched in the throat while trying to wall thump somebody is peak physical comedy.
Praying for death by snu snu..
Is that link rigged...? This is what I got:
I got "How to remove a urinary catheter" ๐ฑ๐คฃ
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You must be a crewman on the Sargossa
Step one: Post when zuck was skewing video counts to make people "pivot to video"
https://www.wikihow.com/Write-Your-Own-Eulogy
Well, at least I was prepared.
That's so damn funny!!!!
How would I die by this?
"How to Convince Your Parents to Let You Have a YouTube Account"
They say no. When you continue to insist on getting an account, your dad loses his patience and starts beating you with jumper cables.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm checking a microwave for leaks, how did the C4 even get in here?
https://www.wikihow.com/Build-a-Snow-Cave
apparently I'm bad at igloos
:(
I die cleaning a bicycle chain.
Yes, dying from the most dangerous of human endeavors: small talk.
I die in a freak hawk training accident.
I managed to get this: How to Fire a Gun.
So it's at least plausible.
While catching a ghost crab.
Deathliest catch.
Who knew that dying my brown hair blonde without using bleach could be so dangerous?
Ok, so I guess I'll need to move to the USA in the future
Now you can avoid your death indefinitely by never going there
https://www.wikihow.com/Wrap-Luggage-in-Plastic-at-Home
MISUNDERSTOOD INSTRUCTIONS, CAN'T BREATH.
I spent way to long thinking it was "How to make Scorpion man miss you". Thought I was gonna get stung.
Maybe the bunny has nasty, big, pointy teeth. I'll fetch the holy grand grenade of Antioch!
UPDATE REQUIRED PLEASE UPDATE ON GOOGLE PLAY STORE. So I guess I die from updates.
Painlessly in my bed, in the warm embrace of a loved one, it would seem.
While searching for a Cherry Grove Blossom Biome in Minecraft?! How do they know that?! (โโ)
Aw shit.
How to Combine Documents in Microsoft Word
I always suspected
How to run away from an abusive home.
I was already planning to run away from an abusive home.
This is horrifying
Lol at least this kind of makes sense: https://www.wikihow.com/Take-Clenbuterol
"How to confront a cheating husband"
That actually makes sense as a way to die, I just need to become gay now.
Removing mold stains from wood flooring.
I guess that house wasn't abandoned
Here, don't stop! It's endless scroll meets wiki: https://wikitok.vercel.app/
I saw that a while ago. Its what gave me this idea.
An exceedingly dangerous activity indeed.
'How to treat a sprained neck'
So not sure if I'm the one with the neck injury or if I managed to get killed treating someone else
So does the plant kill me or is there an aloe vera crime syndicate I got on the wrong side of?
"How to Clean Leather Sandals"
I don't own leather sandals and am not sure I know anyone who does, so that is very unlikely any time soon.
Oh hey, I was wondering, could you clean my sandals for me please? I stepped into something bad at that industrial plant over there, so be careful
Phew, good thing I don't own a car and haven't driven for 13 years... Wait maybe this is the year ๐
https://www.wikihow.com/Mind-Your-Own-Business
Alone I guess? In solitude. At least I wouldnโt be bothering anyone else.
"How to put a collar on a cat" yeah that tracks honestly
I got How to Get Bulbasaur in Pokรฉmon Yellow, so I guess I should probably avoid that game for a while.
Talk to the one dude in the second town with a happy Pikachu. Ez. I think that's it anyway.
Im gonna die from cleaning out my bathroom lmao "How to Clean Mold from Grout"
https://www.wikihow.com/Grow-Dates-Indoors
Guys I'm scared, my wife has been trying to grow dates indoors. Send for help, my time is near.
"How to quit a job over text (with examples)"
I hope someone tells my new job I've died!
How to get prescribed Xanax
Seems legit
How to Cure Fungus on Aquarium Fish
Am I going to be patient zero for an IRL Last of Us?
You can eat any plantโฆ at least once.
So there I was Filing Adverse Possession in Texas, when suddenly the fountain pen (an OMAS Limited Edition) slipped and I stabbed myself in an artery, bleeding myself to death
exactly lol
How to drop a gas tank.
Feels like a pretty reasonable way to go - I might even beat Elon to mars.
YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SNORT IT.
Killed by some car yard dogs I suppose
I die changing a CV axle.
How did they know I own a Subaru?
How to cut wispy bangs. Well I'd gladly die before having bangs again.
Celebrating Onam apparently. I didn't know that existed even, but it seems so fun it's deadly.
"Thinking before you speak" is an important skill to master for all kinds of situations. It can improve your relationships with other people and enable you to express yourself in a more effective way. Start by using the THINK acronym to decide if what you have to say is True, Helpful, Inspiring, Necessary, or Kind. Then,
Should maybe have yelled "Don't Remove The Pole! The building will collapse!" But instead I was using the T.H.I.N.K acronym.
"what to do when someone texts you an apple emoji."
I'm extremely curious to see how this plays out.
โmaybe I shouldn't have texted that reaction to his apple emoji, but it felt right in that moment"
Random excerpt from the late Throbbing_Banjo discography.
"How to dispose of mercury"
Huh, that's actually more realistic than I thought
Giving a bullshit reason for breaking up with my partner (guess i need to start dating again to fulfill my destiny)
How to treat a collapsing trachea in chihuahuas
Not sure if I'm the chihuahua or the one treating the chihuahua in this case
How to drink Prune Juice
How to get rid of ulcer pain... In this healthcare system, probably
I guess that's pretty close
https://www.wikihow.com/Teach-Somebody-How-to-Drive
That seems very likely actually.
Oh no, I'll die safely cleaning my playstation 5 :(
I've heard a few stories of people dying practicing self love. Quite undignified!
I'll die trying to rekindle my relationship. So either sexed to death or an unsuccessful attempt at rekindling.
I think you're going to rekindle the house as well as the relationship.
Uh oh.
How to measure your pants
Apparently "Doing One-Armed Pushups like a Pro"
So, focused physical exertion.
Or a head trauma from a hand slip while doing the pushups
True.
:(
I die talking to a manipulative person. This seems doable!
Balancing a Motorcycle Tire. Seems reasonable.
Died running indoors with limited space.
Creating the right character in Skyrim ... given my history of creating immaculate Fallout characters, this seems plausible.
Learning how to fight girls...
https://www.wikihow.com/Measure-Viscosity
Slow and low. That IS the tempo
https://www.wikihow.com/Bleach-Jeans
Oh, great, an accident involving bleach.
I was thirsty okay?!
About right
Just wait until bots learn how to write agit-prop. We won't be able to keep up with it.
https://www.wikihow.com/Use-the-Poke-Radar
Looks like I die playing an old Pokรฉmon game. Nostalgia must hit.
It's OP hitting on me ๐ณ
Comforting a dying cat :(
https://www.wikihow.com/Boil-Sweet-Potatoes
I think I might be going on a quest in middle earth..
Disaster Preparedness > home security
How to Make a Tripwire: Best Methods
Craft a DIY tripwire with this guide
Soโฆ an accident involving a tripwire boobytrap that I set up?
How to Escape a Minefield
Botched attempt doing spell with purple candle (burned entire house down)
How to wash a chest binder.
...I'm not afab???
Imma be pushed in a water heater
I got "How To Start Using Dropbox"
Too late, I win!
https://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Shein-Ambassador
Surely, I just get so hopped up on my own farts from being an influencer, I start living the 'high life' and piss someone off to the point where they'll send a hit on me where they succeed and my public downward spiral ends up on CoffeehouseCrime YT as a case.
https://www.wikihow.com/Transfer-Money-from-Wisely-Card-to-Bank-Account
I get domed by some credit company for trying to leave their no name service
"Died unblocking my sacral Chakra."
"How to Detect Canine Hip Dysplasia"
Am I going to get sacked by a dog?
how to: make hot chocolate with powdered cocoa.
Walking a Guinea pigโฆ they must be absolutely ferocious little thingsโฆ
I guess dying on a roller coaster. Link
Should've seen this coming
I die building a pigeon coop.
I'm dying in a religious conflict
Bonus:
Are you by chance Irish?