son_named_bort @ son_named_bort @lemmy.world

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And in another room a father has held his son for the last time... because he threw out his back doing so.

Improv

No

Does she like to sing Tequila?

It's partially funny when the flashback has a picture of the bald guy in the background.

Almost helped an old lady across the street, but then she said "I need about tree fitty" and that's when I realized that this old lady was 10 stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic Era.

Bugs Bunny

She's a shit at least.

A wizard did it

Considering that Baja Blast only came out in 2004, I don't think Cicero said it.

But how many have ninja turtles?

e. e. cummings would agree.

Well yeah, it's hard to fit a musket in to a candy bar.

A new breed of supercats figured out how to condense themselves enough so that they could fit in those holes. It was a sad day for mice everywhere.

Did you know that dihydrogen monoxide kills more people than any other liquid? And yet, the government does nothing to ban it. This deadly liquid could be anywhere, even in your home!

The Simpsons comes to mind. There's usually a plot, but it's not too complicated and each episode is self contained for the most part. Seinfeld is similar with possibly less plot (it is a show about nothing after all).

And yet she didn't ask him about his highschool mascot.

Star Tropics for the NES.

Yeah, but they call it zed.