Unpierces your ears

Good news is you're alive bad new is you have to transition again

Worse would be appendicitis
here’s your appendix back, unfortunately it’s malfunction wasn’t a wound
- The malfunction is temporary, it would work for at least a bit longer, until the next malfunction, ofc ¯(ツ)/¯
"Hmm... My pants seem a tad uncomfortable what's that abou-"
Deep Sigh
"Gods blast it all where did I put that Gum Arabic?"
Transition doesn't make you lose body parts though (and, if anything, tends to make you gain more), so I hope it wouldn't affect it lol.
- FtM top surgery and MtF bottom surgery both cause you to lose body parts (breasts and testicles respectively). MtF top surgery and FtM bottom surgery usually cause you to gain the same body parts. The only situation where a transition causes people to gain body parts without losing any is hormonal therapy for transfemme people without surgery.
- Transition doesn’t make you lose body parts though
  Mine certainly did
- I guess the magical version might not cause wounds or loss of limbs but depending on how the magics interact it still might reset you somewhat
- It's dnd anyway. There's so many magic ways that you can change gender there that aren't irl medical methods

the orc appears to be a woman, so that would be quite the feat

Female circumcision exists
- 😟
- Gotta say it's funny to me how this fact is so shocking to people yet male circumcision is so commonplace a lot of women won't even touch a non circumcised penis.
  This isn't tryna be whataboutism it's just genuinely ironically funny to me
- You havent truly lived unless youve watched a crazy drunk white girl from Florida perform a DIY clitorodectomy in glorious 320p on some shitty cam website in 2003.
Also circumcision is an earth/human/Christian thing. Pretty sure no dnd religions even mention it, but I could be wrong about that.
- Circumcision is such a big thing in Islam that Muslim men are generally circumcised. Some Muslim cultures even circumcise girls, which naturally causes horrible suffering.
- You mean Jewish thing.
Maybe she's trans
- That could cause more problems.
- Spell grows a pp, doesn't know what to do about the vagina. Leaves it there.
  Futanari transgender Orc lady.

This is exactly the kind of RAW debate nonsense that I play DnD for.

So, what about the whole belly-button and umbilical cord situation? That might be on the line as far as "mortal wounds" or "missing body parts" go.

Random fun fact: there is a German roleplaying system (Das Schwarze Auge) which explicitly mentions that elves do not have belly buttons, because the "wound" gets magically healed right after the cut. There is a lot of similar weird official canon that occasionally makes me wonder what TH they smoked at the time of writing their rulebooks.
- My Fams been playing the game care to tell a few More facts to mess With Them?
To be fair, most ear piercings are not "cored", but merely punctured. Considering all phalanges begin as flippers, would this spell also render the target a better swimmer, as well? 🤣😜
- DM: I have good news and bad news.
  Player: give me the good news.
  DM: We're naming a new PC race after you.
- And the revived’s first words are “Dry land is real!”
- It also says that the spell "closes all wounds".
I would say that "missing" implies that in some sense the body parts ought to be there but the umbilical cord ought not to be there in both the "natural" and the "desired" senses.
Where does your body end and your mom's begin?
What happens to all of the dead cells that you shed throughout your life?
Oh, you had cancer removed and were in remission? Sorry...
- Where does your body end and your mom's begin?
  The placenta. Next question.
the innie becomes an outie
What about scar tissue? Does it get cleaned up? People who have been in a lot of fights tend to have a big build-up of scar tissue. Also, what about calluses? Does the warrior suddenly have baby-soft skin, losing the calluses he/she built up over years of training with the sword?
Also the classic question of does a lock of hair or a drop of blood count as a body with (a lot of) missing parts?
- oooh that sounds like a variation on the ship of thesius.
- Imagine all the dust from dead skin cells that you've accumulated over your entire lifetime, returns to you as skin. I wonder what that would look like.
The RAW debate nonsense I like makes the game unplayable. It's what I argue online for. Though I suppose people probably debate RAW while playing and just don't actually play that way.
- I'll admit, I'm coming from a very heartfelt and argumentative place. For instance, my brother and his friends complained that Warhammer 40k 2nd edition ruined the game because they made the rules clearer. It upended the whole dynamic by eliminating all the arguing.
  As a DM, I use moments like this as a way to let the players help craft house rules; this is the flavor for our game and it just feels like DnD that way.

And regrow your wisdom teeth.

Never mind that, what about all my milk teeth?
- If this brings back all that was naturally shed, there's gonna be a whole lot of skin and hair.
Is missing defined as something that is supposed to be there according to your will?

He could resurrect his hair line.

But would it just immediately fall out again 'cause he's still old, or does it rejuvenate the cells (making resurrection also a means of achieving immortality)?
- He would go partially bald again over the next few months. His hair follicles are brought back fully functionally, but everything else remains the same - meaning whatever caused his partial baldness would repeat. You regrow stuff in the same condition it was removed at, but baldness happens because something else attacks you follicles or you simply don't grow any new ones.
- Resurrection makes you the age you were, unhurt
  If you want to be young again you want reincarnate
- Resurrection makes you the age you were, unhurt
  If you want to be young again you want reincarnate

Sho hear me out, infinite food?

diamonds 🔹
- Diamonds can be made. It also clarifies worth. Meaning you could flood the market to make resurrection forever impossible or the opposite and make it so only your diamonds are worth anything. In which case you could basically print free diamonds with a pressure cooker and end up with infinite food.

Would anyone even be circumcised in fantasy worlds? Lol.

Yeah, it evolved independently as a practice in several regions, including Africa and the Middle East, Australia, and South America.
A lot of hotter climates, for some reason. It was, presumably, a hygiene practice, so you can argue the practice for any culture with poor water access or high risk of skin infections.
Or one heavily influenced by a culture like that.
- Lol, that’s straight up not true.
- The both claims are dubious at best. Simply put nobody knows for sure but almost certainly none of them relate to hygiene, health, or cleanliness.
  It's all ritual insanity. Whether that be to gods, masculinity, the rich and famous, or who knows that else.
  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_circumcision
- Hygiene isn't an issue in D&D, so I don't see why people would bother.
Mystra: It would be funny if we got mortals to cut off their dick skin.
Rest of the gods: 🤨

That feeling when your god has the trickery domain.

I have additional questions.

I assume my appendix, which tried to kill me in 2007, would come back for a second chance. But what about parts of you that weren't removed, just cut, burned, and stuffed back in the, ahem, bag?

I guess, if this were a thing, your appendix would come back, but it wouldn't be infected.
If it gets infected, you chug healing potions until you can cure disease or remove curse depending on the DM's ruling.
All the hair and skin you ever shed. Back.
- Shed, or cut off. My hair used to be really long, so I know it could get long enough for me to trip over.

My foreskin isn't missing. I know exactly what happened to it. It was KIA

...damn, so a biter huh?
- That pothole came out of nowhere.
- Hungry Hungry Rabbis.
  If you miss the joke...
  They suck the baby penises when they've finished the mutilation. Sometimes they give the mutilated babies herpes and kill them.
How does that work? Vaginal dentatta?
KIA?
- Killed In Action
  (As opposed to Missing In Action)

I would assume that it only affected those things that immediately led to the character’s death in the first place, but what’s the cut-off point (so to speak)? If I lost a finger earlier in the same battle, does that regrow, even though the finger by itself isn’t what led to my death? What if earlier in the day I lost a toe? And then also, what if you cut somebody down the middle and cast it on both halves (say at the same time)?

In the Mistborn series, some people can heal themselves if they stored “health” in gold (usually in the form of jewelry) prior to getting injured. The way it works is you only heal back to whatever state your mental cognition agrees constitutes your body just prior to getting injured. So if you had lost an eye a decade ago and now wear an eyepatch, and accept that that not having a working eye is what makes you you, but then get stabbed in the gut and need to heal, you will only heal the stabbed gut, and not the eye.
- ...well...
  Mental cognition is more important than the right before part, if we expand to the whole cosmere. The powers are different, yet also not that different, as their ultimate source is the same. Going into details would be spoilers for Stormlight and iirc Emperor's Soul.
And then also, what if you cut somebody down the middle and cast it on both halves (say at the same time)?
Reminds me of an idea that I'm stealing from an anime for a warforged character. If you can make prosthetic versions of every organ and limb, and the brain can survive being cut in half (as it does for some folks with epilepsy)... What if someone had a full half of their body replaced by prosthetic limbs and organs, and the half of their body that was removed also got prosthetic limbs and organs, and you put one half of their brain in each body? Do you have two of the same person, or are they two different people now? ...If one body dies, it's unreasonable to think the other would too. So does each body have its own soul? Did we artificially make a soul?
Now put the human back together. Did two souls merge, or is there still a soul floating around?
...now put the prosthetics together. Does it now house that hypothetical soul? (Spoiler: it does in my campaign)

"Oh god I'm in so much pain, what are all these fucking extra teeth"

Ma'am, welcome back. Also you're a virgin.

I wonder if it restores removed body parts in their prior condition or in their optimal condition. Because some organs are removed for a good reason.
And I'd be mad as fuck if I had to go through a hysterectomy again.

Does this mean I can have a body harvest farm? Cut their livers out, resurrect. New livers ready to be harvested.

Unpierces your ears

I have that super power naturally :)

Me, too! My body also pushed my vertical labret out through my lip and my navel piercing out, too. Which is super annoying, but also kind of cool, because your body is like "hey, that doesn't belong here! GTFO!"
- I've lost every piercing I've had, and they've all healed over, ears included. I'm also allergic to a lot of metals, and coloured ink in tattoos, so I'm guessing that it's all related

Doctors hate this one simple trick.

Wait, what's the difference between Resurrection and Revivify?

Time and body parts. Revivify is for when Bill got his heart hit by an arrow 30 seconds ago. Resurrection is for when Bob got turned into physics 3 weeks ago.

You really had to remind me of that didn't you 😞

"restores any missing body parts", but can it counter the "mend buttcrack" spell?