I'm so sorry you're this adamantly idiotic. Your dull knives are compensating for your willful imprecision, but it's your pompous refusal to learn proper technique that's truly hamstringing you. I don't have the time to sort through your bullshit if you won't, either. Enjoy your fingers while they're still attached, cupcake — and stay the fuck outta my kitchen.
Remember when The Black Panthers were labeled a "gang"? You know, that OG "revolutionary" org initially focused on armed self-defense against police brutality, by blending Black nationalism, socialism, and self-defense, while advocating for the rights & empowerment of African Americans and marginalized people everywhere?
They created and maintained such heinous criminal enterprises as:
Free Breakfast for Children Program,
People's Free Medical Clinics (PFMCs),
Liberation Schools
the Oakland Community School
and many other community-activation initiatives
Yeah. Exactly. They're criminalizing any & all resistance. Full stop.
Y'all must have some crazy strong-flavored marsh weed. The common leeks in the US (store bought or homegrown) tend to be milder than late-season scallions with a fibrous structure akin to artichoke leaves. That's genuinely interesting!
Watch out for nonstop legendary actions!