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Agent641 @ Agent641 @lemmy.world
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holee shiet

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  • Why would libs put it there in the first place?

    • Tiny gut “sponge” bacteria found to flush out toxic PFAS “forever chemicals”

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  • Whoops, long term studies show it turns the host into a zombie after 4 years.

    • Feds in Catalonia, Spain think everyone using a Google Pixel must be a drug dealer

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  • Original or hot n spicy?

    • What physically feels the worst?

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  • Pooping without your phone

    • What physically feels the worst?

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  • Butt wait, there's more!

    • New watch face

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  • Wait, it's gonna be Monday all fucking day?! This is bullshit!

    • Bring them back!!!

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  • Spared no expense on HR, contact lawyers, and icecream.

    • Bring them back!!!

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  • The bio science was averaging success. Not their fault that the IT dept fumbled the ball.

    • YOLO should really be used as a caution, like "Wear your seatbelt, dumbass. YOLO!"

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  • Robbing a bank

    Hands in the fucking air! X

    "YOLO" ✓

    • Needs

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  • Goose farming

    • Really? The sound is horrible...

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  • Nah, playing music is worse. They are disrespecting the artist, the art, and everyone around them.

    • What is going on with Luigi Mangione?

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  • Deadweight

    • Ready for Friday night

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  • Something something Rockerfeller

    • "AI is going to replace you."

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  • Good luck putting AI in charge of project management, creating utterly useless teams meetings that are guaranteed to maximize the productivity wasted is a finely homed skill

    • "AI is going to replace you."

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  • If you find that they don't understand you speaking American, just repeat yourself, slower and louder, until they do.

    • I can fix her

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  • Fucking sliding doors moment right here, reading this comment is the proximate cause of my eventual murder and dismemberment by a big tiddy jailbird gf.

    • call of the void

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  • I do love to say "I'll burn that bridge when I come to it" tho

    • Jedi must live by a code

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  • Just for shits and giggles

    • Perspective

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  • Blue/black

    • I'd probably propose tbf

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  • Feed them to what?

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    Work smarder not tarder
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    A story in 4 acts
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    What's a decent charitable organisation that accepts DOGE?
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    while we were watching for threat from China, here comes Philippines with a steel chair!
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    Sometimes google street view just captures a vibe, you know?
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    I forgot the lyrics to the Old MacDonald song, but It's All Coming Back To Me Now
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    TFW you see the toilet paper after the first wipe when your haemorrhoids flare up badly
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    Carcinisation has got the furniture too!
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    This Op Shop seems to have ordered their secondhand books by colour for some reason
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    This is the booklet "If Crisis Or War Comes" which Sweden just distributed to each of its residents. The booklet has been issued 5 times since the end of WW2
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    4 Years Ago
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    This hair product remains effective up to 230 degrees C which is really handy because when I'm exposed to ovenlike temperatures, my first thought is "Oh no, my hair!"
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    Can I block any post that contains a particular word? Without blocking whole instances?
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    My morning alarms aren't going off on my new phone and I don't know why
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    Vietnamese Fishing Crew Attacked and Severely Beaten in Paracel Islands
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    Paul Harrel has passed away from cancer
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    People warn about culture shock, but nothing prepared ne for this solid toilet paper roll in Vietnam
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    the LDS church controls $8.3 trillion in wealth. They could afford to flood Ukraine with biblically accurate fighter jets. These would cover more ground than bicycles
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    Mother Gaia does a little trolling
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    The overworked IT person who just happened to quit his job on 18 July 2024