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2y ago

I'll never not want to

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Munchkin is . . . Orange; and Sozin looks out for/tolerates the young one
- Hi Munchkin and Sozin! Oranges really need a bigger cat keeping them in line.
  
  So much so
you asked for it
- Ha, this cat looks high energy or just jazzed to be picked up.
  
  That expression! 😂
- That's a cute human you have there
- is he/she perhaps a cheshire cat?
Rosie
Pixel
Whiskers Jelly
Radar
Ducks: Antonio, Amy, Sonic, Capri-Sun, Sir, Lady, Mama Duck, Coco, (the late)Chanel, Cayenne, Legs, and Judy. I don't have any good pics of them all together close-up.
- You've got a menagerie!
  Tell them all that Lemmy says hi.
  
  I do! I'd love to have more birds, but $$$ and space lol. I will tell the dogs that Lemmy says hi. I can't see my birds or cats until January at least because I had foot surgery and I'm staying with my parents until I can drive. My parents are taking care of the critters at my house for me and I have the dogs with me at my parents' place.
Not sure where else to post this. This is my boy Balto (the full husky), who unfortunately passed away during an emergency surgery on Monday to correct a diaphragm hernia. I'm going to miss him forever.
- I'm so sorry to hear that. He looks very happy in these photos and I'm sure he loved the life you gave him.
- I'm so sorry to hear that.
  But on a lighter note, I glad to see I'm not the only person with dogs that lay next to their beds instead of on them.
  edit: proof
- RIP Balto 🐶
- Yesterday? I'm very sorry. RIP Balto
  
  Yes, still in shock over this happening. He was only 2. We had no idea he might not have made it out of that surgery.
- Thanks. He was a silly little dog and we loved all of his antics. Full of personality. Shame he was taken from us so soon.
Here's Charlotte and Emily! They're sisters from the same litter, so I named them after the Brontë sisters 😁
- Hi Charlotte and Emily!
her name is Aja and she likes to scream until i pet her
- One of my cats gives me this kind of stare when she wants me to Pick the container up and carry her around in it.
- She deserves all the pets
- Hi Aja!
- This one has some serious black cat energy
- What an adorable basket case! 😂
Sparrow is staying with us this week and she's making it extremely difficult to Lemmy right now
Also been taking quite the interest in my knitting (as well as favourite pastime, leaving soggy bits of carrot all over the floor)
- Aww, she looks a bit like a Jack Russell I had growing up.
- Absolutely worth.
its Ozzy (left) and Kyubey (right) they found a bug
- Hi Ozzy and Kyubey!
  I bet they just watched it and never actually caught it.
My Pixel
- Another one that could be a dog food model!
Remy was avocado toast for Halloween
- Hi Remy!
  Your avocado has moon eyes.
Horizontal one is a demon, vertical one is really sweet.
- I can see mischief in horizontal one's eyes
- 2 posed and one is indifferent. Does that fit their personalities? Lol
  
  The indifferent is Viktor and he doesn't care about anything other than food. The other one in the back is Joe and he hates getting his picture taken despite how photogenic he is. And Chloe is old and kind of a bitch.
My silly girl, Rosie. A Pomsky and very well behaved, usually 😂
- Hi Rosie! She's very photogenic.
  
  That she is! Here's two silly bonus pictures
- she is so adorable!
  
  Thank you! Here's a bonus picture
- Nap time!
My sweet Bobo. More angel than cat.
- The halo!
Dumb idiot nekkid moron stinky fool absolute stooge:
Pączki — Americanized pronunciation like "poonch-key" (Polish folk, don't come for me: his name was originally correct ((Pączek)) but no one could remember it or pronounce it correctly).
He has a platform with a heatlamp in my living room where he gets treats and watches the cars go by.
I love him more than life itself.
- What a goober
  
  He is!
  I know he's ugly, but he's also very dumb.
  Love him.
- Isn't a pączki a kind of donut?
  
  It is! Very popular in the US before Mardi Gras / Fat Tuesday.
  But this particular Pączki is not good to eat. He'd let you, but it would not be worth it. Ew.
Our Main Coon, Freya
- First of all, she's magnificent! 😍
  Second of all, I'm very sorry but I can't stop myself from asking: if she's your main coon, do you have a secondary one as well? 😛
  
  Thank you, I'll give her a pet in your honor ☺️ Secondly, I'll blame autocorrect 😅
- Freya makes me miss r/supermodelcats. She’s gorgeous!
- A beauty, also file under: cats that look like ron perlman
- Hi Freya!
Finn when he was a small boi
Finn now
- I have seen that pose before!
- Hi Finn!
  That puppy picture is adorable.
Dug's an older rescue, but still hitting his stride!
- Hi Dug!
Ghost, Monster, and Kitty
- Please tell me the tiny one in the first pic is Monster, lol.
  
  No that's ghost, named because she could leave and enter anywhere without you knowing. here's monster
Rosie and Jules chilling with my wife in her office on the couch we bought just for them. Yes we spoil them.
- Hi Rosie and Jules!
  They look like they're already practicing how to beg for more furniture.
  
  Their game is blankets. They have their favorites and subpar blankets are not acceptable.
My little baby, Soos!
- Hi Soos!
- Maximum tortie!
  
  Very much so! Filled with tortitude!
- Hi Jacky!
  (This is rapidly becoming my favorite comment section on Lemmy so far)
Took this a few days ago. I'd been reading, and put my pad down to go grab a cup of tea, returned to this.
The image is downscaled quite a bit, was originally posted elsewhere and had to fit in the size limit.
- This cat is ready to binge watch something
That's my doggo Axel =)
- Hi Axel! He looks like he could be on a dog food bag.
My australian shepherd - Fang
- Hi Fang!
Chilli!
- Hey Chilli!
Sampson (right), and Teddy (left, my friends dog)
- Hi Sampson and Teddy! Look at that excitement in their eyes to be taking a picture, haha.
This is our new puppy, Hiccup
- I can't decide if the name or the pup is more adorable. Probably the pup.
Always got one eye on us.. ;)
- He looks like he's winking after telling a good joke.
My two cockatiels Oreo and Kiri preening each other
- First birds!
  Hi Oreo and Kiri!
My little baby Vločka, she has the fluff of a lion and she sure acts like a Princess. Vločka means snowflake in english, because of her appearance but also her character lol

These are Finn and Luna :)
- I see there's some forced grooming going on, lol
  Hi Finn and Luna
My buddy Max. We found out his cancer is terminal this week and it's been really rough going. Give your pets a hug.
- Damn, sorry to hear that. Tell Max I said he's a good boy.
- I'm so sorry to hear that.
Dodger is also curious about my nonsense.
- I can feel the judgement through the screen.
  
  He has so many judgment faces its ridiculous. For instance, here's a mild variation of "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
  
  And "you are so full of shit"
  .
  Bear's got her own set, though they tend to lean more towards "idiot peasant."
And
- These pics look practically professional. Great shots.
  
  Thank you. Portrait mode in the camera app is the secret ingredient here
These 2 little shits 🥰

My friend adopted a wild cat, named it Dog. Pics from before and after getting Dog neutered.
- Hi Dog!
- Beautiful dog and scenery!
- The watchful eyes
Okie-dokie.
Charlie and Ghost.
Ghost is evil.
- Hi Charlie and Ghost!
  
  Charlie wants you to pet him. Ghost thinks you're a threat because everyone but us is a threat and she's evil.
Here is Pusel, he's currently recovering from getting poisoned.

And bingo is his name-o.
He’s as dumb as he looks. I promise.
- Hi Bingo!
- I know trouble when I see it.
Hypurrtia <3
- The thumbnail made my think she was wearing a Santa hat for a moment
  Also, blep.
My idiot Koala just turned 15 yesterday!
- I love it when dogs are named after other animals.
This is my very good boy Marley ❤️ wanted a dog since I moved out of my parent's place 18 years ago. Three weeks ago this bundle of joy and derp strolled into my life.
- The "no dogs on the couch"-rule decayed two days after his arrival. In fact, I'm cuddling with him on the couch right now :D
- Hey Marley!
One of the most stupid but cutest oranges ive ever seen
- Not a single braincell in sight
- Stupid and sweet oranges are great
Mochi and Yami
- Hi Mochi and Yami!
  Whichever is the black one is so tiny!
  
  The little void is Yami, and she is extremely smol 😻
My birds! (Blue one is Ripple and the green one is Crocodile)
My snek! (No official name)

Starbuck and Gary Laser-Eyes. Both dumb as bricks (they never get the brain cell) but super sweet and cuddly. Complete lap cats. Gary also has the loudest purr I've ever heard from a cat, you can hear him through walls.
- Hi Starbuck and G.L.E.!
- GLE>Starbuck
Cleo and Limmy. Cleo acts like a normal, high strung, cat. Limmy is .. different.
- Thank you for sharing Limmy with Lemmy.
These are my pets!
- That cat is a perfect circle
  
  Yes! He loves curling up!
This is Queen Isabella Greychunk. She lets some of us peasants call her Izzy.
She's got three fangs. She lost one in an unfortunate catnip-related incident.
It makes her very blurry.
- Catnip, not even once
- So sweet that they share a spot.
  
  This pic is actually half a year old because I was to lazy to make a new one. But I just walked by them and check this out. Sharing a spot right now again. :) They had their heads together, but I sadly woke them up.
- Love them all. Especially the dog that somehow looks fancier than the cat.
Grissom, the Fart Terrorist
- Grissom looks sorry about it at least.

That's Sarge he has asthma that the vet says looks like, "cat asthma" in an X-ray. It sounds like he always has a mouth full of spirit.
That's Batou he's a bouvier des flandres. He's about as smart as a rock. That's not why he got that name. Ghost in the shell is my favorite anime. He ate a whole box of nitriol gloves right before COVID.
- Hi Sarge and Batou!
  Sarge looks like he's done with everybody's nonsense.
Presenting his floofness, Basel. Pictured with his two favorite things, snow and sticks.
- Hi Basel!
  (If this comment duplicates, just tell him Hi twice. I think my instance is sluggish today)
  
  It did, but Sir Floofy butt enjoyed the second round of pets.
  Also, love the pet love this post generated. Keep being awesome!
- Hi Basel!
Katsu - My old Pokemon
- Hi Katsu!
- What a gorgeous dog!
  
  Thank you! Her name's Xena.
  Sometimes she is round:
Ok but just a quick peek

Bear wants to know wtf Im doing.
- I thought these were double posts at first glance. Lol
  Hi Bear!
  
  ones black, ones grey, In the right light, it really can be difficult to tell who's who.
Genghis Khan
- Hi Mr. Khan!
  He looks ready to conquer.
  
  He conquers hearts mostly.
Enjoying the spoils of war
- Hoarding their toys like little dragons.
Me and my stripey boy, Chief Inspector Bean, we were together for nearly 20 years and I will miss him until the day I die.
- Throw a cat-themed band name on this, and you could have an album cover.
  
  Too right. Bean never met anyone he wasn't prepared to like. He always had more friends than me, was always up in various neighbor's business and in general maintained a neighborhood inspection regime.

This is my dog Dexter :)

Say Hi Tyrion!

Yes
- They look so relaxed
  
  They are, but if you so much as move a fraction of a millimeter towards the front door they will be instantly up and under your feet. They're border collie mixes so they are ridiculously high energy lol
My boy Bean
- Hi Bean!
- Hello Fellow Legume Haver
Wolfie and Bandit
- Wolfie looks like trouble. Lol
  
  She sure can be :p
Otto

This is Eve. She's pronounced Eevee like the Pokemon but it's spelled different because i am not a fuckign weeb.
She likes getting stuck and absolutely destroying furniture.

- Look at that ball of fluff!
(Asuka)

(Chi-Sberger [pronounced Cheeseburger])
(Buddy)
- Chi-Sberger is a great name, lol
  
  It started as Chi, then cheese, then I worked out she loved cheeseburgers, plus it gave me the option of calling her burger when I was around other dogs with the ee sound in their name.

Kagi (Siamese), Orpheus (Big Black Cat) and Onyx (Smol Black Cat)

Here are Myles and Ronnie.
- Hi Myles, hi Ronnie!
- She doesn't look that old!
- I love the hats!
- Cats with hats?
Shasta and Molly
- Hi Shasta, Hi Molly!

Well, here's
, she just celebrated her one year gotcha anniversary.
Her bro
passed away earlier this year, but he will always be my pup.
- They both look like speedsters.
- Do I see a bit of heterochromia?
  
  Yes. His left eye changes the amount of blue it has all the time.
This is my old man Diddy.
- Omg, this is great. I love the grumpy Yoda.
Roxy (cat) and Jasper (guinea pig)
- Hi Roxy And Jasper!
  (It took way too long for my brain to figure out how Jasper was facing)
  
  guinea pigs are potatoes. usually you look for the ears, but on a curly multicolor those can be hard to find :)
- I love how so many of the cats in this thread are fast asleep.
  
  She loves to sleep with her eyes open for some reason lol
My cat Hatsune Miku

My kitty Sydney.
He sleepy.
- Rest up, Sydney.
- Sleepy

Trico: https://pixeldrain.com/u/7wp5sGwG
- Hi Trico!

This is Luna she absolutely loves attention if she sees you giving another living creature attention she will be right over ti make sure she receives some. She will nudge you until you give her some.

- D'aww
This my Abby

https://pixeldrain.com/u/ntPcZAMR
Fluff!
- D'aww
Currently there's just these three, as we have lost a very spicy dumpling last week.
https://imgur.com/a/1B53Yqg
- First reptiles and hamster(?) !
  Sorry to hear about the spicy dumpling.
  
  Thank you! He lived to a pretty ripe old age for a dwarf hamster :) He was a rescue, so hard to say how old he was exactly, but we had him for over 16 months, which is nothing to sneeze at as is. One part of being a rescue was his bloodthirstiness, went right for the fingers. Hence a spicy Dumpling.

Best. Thread. Ever.
- Yeah, this is making my morning
  
  This is easily my favorite lemmy post of all time! Can we just keep this going forever and people add pix as they get new pets?
https://pixeldrain.com/u/1FWFpvfE
She is the sweetest of beans.
- Pixeldrain loaded this photo line by line like it was 1998 for some reason, but the wait was worth it.
  
  It is admittedly a very large picture. Maybe not always set up for such big files. I saw others use it and figured, what the heck, might as well.

Cat
- "Hey man, did I tell you about the time I saw a thing?"
- Cat
Bubs & Murphy
- Hi Bubs and Murphy!
This is bouly. Bouly uses the Roomba as a pillow. Bouly has 3 much more comfortable beds.

Sure, this is Shadow, he's our special little guy.
Aka, Mr. Manager, aka little man.
https://imgur.com/a/0lAjJwZ
(Bonus shots included) ((I also can't seem to convince jerboa to upload images directly))
https://pixeldrain.com/u/x9i3mYNs
Sprocket
https://pixeldrain.com/u/WTXXuGMU and Flash
- Hi Sprocket and Flash!
https://pixeldrain.com/u/bk5Tef6M
https://pixeldrain.com/u/nahnU4UA
have cute laptop
https://pixeldrain.com/u/z7aVjR2z
- Ooh, the first fish!
  
  is fish
  
  ̸
  ̲ (n̈) ̲
This is the best thread on all lemmy

Winter
- Hi Winter! Great name
  
  Ty. It follows Autumn. My previous kitty who passed away 2 years ago.
  Autumn

This is Ziggy, I got him 4 days ago!
- Hi Ziggy! I hope he's adjusting well.
After the groomer:
default yeti mode:

Ruckus the Jowlly Rancher

Sharon, the donut dog

This is Mia

https://m.youtube.com/@TheAdventuresofBasilAndWally
Just two miniature goats enjoying life.
- Ok, this might be my favorite one!
Here you go m8:
Female cat ~2yrs, “Mushi Miso”

What if I had a pet Gorgon?

"Congrats on the baby btw - where's the cat??!"

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