Lumps in Trump's Pants Revive Health Concerns as Speculation of 'Leg Braces' Grows Days After Tumbling Up Stairs

Whatever it is, I hope it’s painful.

You made me laugh, which when it's Trump news is always a good thing. usually I would want to cry.
And prolonged.
He only deserves the best. 🤗 Rest in piss.

Please be dying, please be dying, please be dying.

Please let Joe Biden outlive this sack of shit.

I'm concerned he might be in good enough health to last the next 3 and a half years
I'm not concerned that his health is poor, I'm concerned that his health is good.
MAGA is a cult of personality, there is no #2. He holds100% of the power. When he reaches room temperature, there will be a massive insider battle for control, but it will be for naught. NOBODY will follow anyone but HitlerPig himself.
Instead, MAGA will transition to a religious sect, and literally worship HitlerPig as a God, or at least as a prophet.
- J.D. Cartman will have you repect his authoritarianism.
- I predict they form some new incarnation of the teabaggers, properly astroturfed by the likes of Faux and AFP.
  If they find a new figure that gives them a permission structure to be their worst selves and they can mainline the crazy racism like they do w/ donvict, they'll definitely go for it and pretend they never even heard of the washed-up game show host with the mini-shroom.

Well, this is better than what immediately came to my mind when I read 'lumps in Trump's pants', at least.

I hope his legs fucking snap like twigs under the immense weight of his obese, fascist body.

But I just read the other month he's got the same height/bmi as those NFL players?

I am concerned about his health...not being poor enough. Obese piece of shit.

Besides they aren't leg braces, those are the extra strong straps for his shit catching suit he has to wear for when his adult incontinence panties start to overflow.

Please let Cheeto Hitler collapse on camera. A pathetic slump would be the perfect bow to wrap all of this in, sooner than later. Cyanide and a self-headshot would display infinitely more conviction and accountability than today's version could ever muster.

I have never seen the word "concern" used so incorrectly.

I'm concerned that he isn't sick enough.

I hope Trump lives long enough, that we can Nuremberg Peter Thiel and other leaders of Project 2025. The odds of that go down if the neoconfederates have an effective leader.

Those fuckers make me wish that Death Note was more than just anime.
- I would prefer Akumetsu myself. It is basically if the Punisher and Joker did a fusion dance, and made it their mission to take down corrupt politicians. Luigi taken up to 11.
- That's the dream right there

Come on massive stroke I got a lot riding on ya.

It has to be a stroke big enough to take out Vance and Johnson at the same time, and fuck up the chain of succession.
- Vance suffers an epileptic seizure, shits himself, and bites off Donny Jr.
  Trump panics and strokes out; Vance suffocates on the severed pecker.
  Johnson goes to call for help, slips on Vance's shit, and falls face first onto Trump's stainless steel buttplug.
Simultaneous stroke and coronary thrombosis?
- Dealer, put 20$ on colonoscopy complications.

Maybe leg braces, but I'm betting it's catheter bags. Taco Don switched from diapers.

I have also heard the catheter bag explanation, and that seems to make good sense to me.
Sorry about the Twitter link,, but here is him stumbling up the stairs. It could be either or both.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1931814713039409478
- Here's an alternative frontend:
  https://xcancel.com/i/status/1931814713039409478
  It seems his shoe just simply caught the lip of the stairs. I think it's most likely caused by wearing shoes too big for his feet, since it would hurt his ego to have smaller feet.
I don’t normally post but there’s something uncanny about this picture. Like, could it be a double? Did he speak at all? It only resembles him.
- My bet is on a robot. He did just accuse Biden of being a robot and as we all know every MAGA accusation is a confession.
- It looks like it was skinnied up. It's an easy photoshop fix. You skinny the background people a little, but take him out and skinny him. It might have been layered against another background too. It looks like the equivalent of too much botox too me, but in reverse.

Ideally, he has a stroke when he sees people protesting his little dick parade.

I know I will.

Donald Lump.

So he has become too fat for his legs?

That's not as big a problem as you'd think because they have those scooters at the supermarket. You can ask another shopper to reach stuff on the upper shelves for you.
- as long as it's not a scooty puff junior

The tinshitman

Please be dying. God, I will do so much more to improve the world if he's gone...

I'm not sure the way out of this mess is through more transactional relationships.
- The way out of this mess is with fascists in the ground. That's what I'm praying for.

My lumps, my lovely trumpy lumps

: %s/lovely/dumpy/g

I saw a photo of him with an odd lump in his crotch, and the poster said it looked like a catheter. I don't have the knowledge to comment either way, so I'll choose to believe it.

Mud flowed up in lump's pajamas
He totally confused all the passing piranhas
He's lump, he's lump
He's in my head
He's lump, he's lump, he's lump
He might be dead

Unfortunately his clothes always fit so terribly so who the fuck knows

By the Presidents of the United States, no less.

Isn't it just the stilt system he uses to make himself look taller? Part of the reason why he always stands pointing out his ass like he is about to take a shit in your general direction.

That's just shoes, this isn't normal.

He doesn’t deserve medical aids. He should beg from the floor.

(1st term) Dude got rushed to a private floor of a hospital, with a dozen doctors on call just for him, when he fucked around with covid and we all bailed him out! For him to then come out and tell others not to be afraid of the virus. From the party looking to take health care away from millions. I mean, where to begin?

So what would cause lower-extremities weakness and urinary incontinence? More mini-strokes, perhaps?

Spinal injuries, diabetes, an assortment of neurological conditions. Honestly whatever else he's got going on, given he's essentially worn heels every day for decades while also obese, I'd put good money that his back and knees are absolutely fucked.
Being too fat, lazy, and out of shape for your spindly legs to support you.

Leg brace, leaky colostomy bag, tomato, tomahto.

Let's call the whole thing off.

Speedrunning the decline, when do we get to the "dead in a ditch on fire" part?

Dead hanging upside down from a gas station awning would work just fine too
- Hell, let's go both

I can only imagine his medical team is made up of various mad scientist types as any decent healthcare professional should be refusing to treat him. Do no harm. ✌️😉

It’s probably body armor straps. No way he isn’t scared of being in public.

Body armor is pretty heavy isn't it? I don't think he has the muscle to carry him plus any protection.

Americans not electing presidents that poop their pants challenge: Impossible

I like presidents who don't crap themselves.

They are officially Weekend at Bernie's-ing him. They have a exoskeleton propping his ass up.

It's just bone spurs.

LET'S GO DARWIN

Gross. Why are you even trying to spot lumps in his pants? 🤢