the_crotch @ the_crotch @sh.itjust.works

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The one who get scalped by the drill?

That kid is one of my favorite things to come out of the internet.

A court that conducted a trial with jurors who live in Hawaii and understand what "haole" means in the context of this incident.

From that wording, I'd think it would be legal to ship a phone that requires a screwdriver and a sprunger to replace the battery. I guess we'll find out the first time this is challenged in the EUs courts.

Now I'm confused. Does the law say no special tools or no tools?

A tiny screwdriver and a sprunger aren't special tools

I agree, but I also believe there's a 0% chance of a former president going to jail no matter what he did.

You'll get no argument from me. I'm saying "Clinton is in the list" is probably more than just right wing propaganda.

Clinton was almost certainly on there. If the list ever dropped both the Dems and repubs are going to lose some of their celebrities.

My advice would be to ask more questions, and make less assumptions...

I'm not. I'm deferring to 12 Hawaiian jurors and a Hawaiian judge.

I don't know shit about Hawaii so I have no context on what the word means or how it's used. But it seems like a Hawaiian court was convinced enough that it was a racial slur to upgrade this assault to a hate crime.

The simple answer is if you have a legitimate reason to beat someone's ass don't use any racial slurs while you're doing it

You gonna pay me to do that?

I hear Gitmo is nice this time of year

The Helvetica Confederation does not include the Serif region

Do those not also verify citizenship?

The Israeli people are building a concentration camp. There are millions of Jews worldwide that have nothing to do with this. Don't be part of the problem.

Play him the meow mix song. It's the alpha predator of ear worms.

He should be nervous about middle school, that's when the teasing is at its zenith