Haha, Microsoft absolutely changes shit all the time. Millions of organisations around the world have an octogenarian computer standing somewhere in a corner because they need it running the old software.
I think this was in collusion with the parents. But you don't want the kids to spill beans so they still get an injection (and are kept in the dark about things that are important for their health).
Depends. Something from 125 to 200 millions years ago would probably struggle. Maybe you can put them on a mountain? But that's probably too cold. But again, Jurassic Park dinosaurs are a mix of animal DNA, contemporary and older.
But to be honest I've never ever heard the fan from my playstation. Coil whine I do hear sometimes though. Which is pretty hard to fix. Power supply replacement?
Embarrassingly illegal.