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Gonna need to spend a lot of time scrubbing ducks with dish soap if we dump something that greasy into the ocean.

Yup. That's why the whole "weird" thing Harris' campaign did towards the beginning was so effective and why they never should have fucking abandoned that strategy. You can't use logic on someone occupying a completely different reality and even rage, however justified, often just gets used as fodder for them to play the victim. But make a narcissist feel embarrassed? Make them feel they're being mocked? They completely fucking short circuit.

He also completely seems the type to leave a come-to-jesus meeting with his doctor about how he absolutely has to change his diet and start exercising and still hit the McDonald's drive thru on the way home, so with a little luck, the best possible medical care won't matter nearly as much as it could.

"Your honor, I'm missing my grandmother terribly. She would always side with me on legal decisions..."

Yeah, I read that as well. Ironically enough, it actually gave me a tiny shred of hope that we might get exceptionally lucky and the fucking thing would get wiped out by a hurricane or something before they managed to actually get anyone in there, but unfortunately the bastards work fast.

The second one looks like an English bulldog with jaundice preparing to tell a spooky story around a campfire.

It's well past time to take Grandpa's car keys away. Bro's down to one last functioning brain cell bouncing around his skull like the DVD logo.

Those shitty old tiger hand holds kind of worked like that.

Went a couple links deep in the article and nope, the standard kind of decapitated (no photos in the link, it's just a previous AP article that gives more detail). Sounds like the poor kids shoulder got stuck and she straight up ripped his head off.

Edit - fixed link

Tbf, even if we stopped literally right now that doesn't address what's already there so even best case scenario would still be a little of column a, a little of column b.

Little Jimmy Loveseat has a nice ring to it.

Clearly we just use the hurricanes to put out the fires.

Honestly I think your first point is just a subset of something larger and even more basic - "we've always done it this way. Change is scawwy. Different bad. Are you implying I was wrong before?" Etc.

*At first you think

Cruella is the devil

But after time has worn

Away the shock

You come to realize

You've seen her kind of eyes

Watching you from underneath A rock!

This vampire bat

This inhuman beast

She ought to be locked up

And never released

The world was such A wholesome place until

Cruella, Cruella Noem*

A number of House Republicans hit Walz over his comments last month referring to federal law enforcement agents carrying out Trump’s immigration crackdown as the “modern-day Gestapo.”

Good on Walz for straight up saying it.

Spinal injuries, diabetes, an assortment of neurological conditions. Honestly whatever else he's got going on, given he's essentially worn heels every day for decades while also obese, I'd put good money that his back and knees are absolutely fucked.