I've modified the Alcoholics Anonymous plan
I've modified the Alcoholics Anonymous plan
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A zebra.
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Surprised that you were able to come up with that considering how the black line obscured part of him
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I had decided to make my final decision today at 3PM based on the input I got from co Lemmyites like yourselves. The overwhelming response was "it's an elephant" which of course is the correct answer. So I will be having a large vodka on the rocks.
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That's not an elephant, elephants have trunks. This guy clearly uses a briefcase.
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make it a double, you earned it!
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Kitty
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It’s a tiger. you can tell by the way it is
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It's Pikachu!
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Giraffe?
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Everyone knows giraffes don't exist
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True. Maybe a unicorn then?
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There was a post on science memes that pointed out that male giraffes smell the urine of all the female giraffes and if none of them are on heat, have sex with each other instead. I found that the fact stuck with me. The thread got deleted by the mods because it all got a bit daft.
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Ffs, am I the only one in this thread who can identify a monarch butterfly?
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My favorite kind of erfly!
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Elephant?
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You guessed wrong, which means you did guess.op will drink again
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Can I guess again? Spider?
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Can't tell, must be some sort of japanese animal. Tanuki?
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Bear.
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Obviously a tiger
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A tiger, but r… dumb.
Rest in Power, Scoot.
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That is the uggliest poodle I have ever had the unfortune to look at! And it's filthy!
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Some kind of bird with a long tail ?
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Birds don't exist
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Tom
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Tom is correct. I’ll drink on that!
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Dog
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A Camel.
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Obviously a cheetah
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Lioff
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It's an introduction of the all new Toyota Tacoma with sleek interior and roadside assistance
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A cat
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easy.... that's an armadillo!
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It’s John Xina
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Black eyes, and I'm getting a sense of dread... Darth Vader?
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Tree frog
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He's lyin'
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This is a aspen tree. You can tell its a aspen tree because the way it is wow.
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An elephant!
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possum
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Hairy Albanian dog.
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3 toed sloth
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This is a tough one, but if you look carefully in the bottom right you'll see a nope rope.
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Despite the black line covering his eyes, I can still tell: This Is Timothy.
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House cat
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It's called "hakuna matata," and it needs to hurry up and take its rightful place as king.
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Hell no. I’m not gonna risk my alcohol supply on a bunch of lemmies
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That's a cute dog!
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A tit mouse?
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Now this I support.
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It's a lion, now got get fucking wasted!
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The most dangerous animal of all: Man.
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Fun fact: None of the 12 steps include not drinking.
(In fact, they sound more like a roadmap for joining a religious sect)
They mention god a lot huh
Yeah, but it's God as we understand Him so it's totally not a Christian cult when the next steps include:
You can totally follow all these steps as an atheist, too!
No, see, it’s a higher power, so it’s different. /s
Don't do drugs, you'll end up religious
Because a lot of social services, including the rehabilitation of drug addicts, are being handed over to churches by the right. I can talk day and night long about this disgusting practice.
AA doesn't tell people to stop drinking, and it's members won't either.
Because once they banned lsd that’s all they had left
That's actually perfect for me cause I didn't want to quit anyway