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Mayor Poopington
Mayor Poopington @ jewbacca117 @lemmy.world
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There's a lot of freedom at first as a soldier to realize that you could put down so much evil in the world until you realize you might actually be putting evil into the world.

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  • On a scale of 1-10 how high are you right now?

    • Is my shampoo smelling like fruit or is my fruit tasting like shampoo?

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  • How do you know that your fruit tastes like shampoo if you haven't eaten any shampoo?

    I can tell you from past experience that fruit scented shampoo, does not, in fact, taste like fruit. Maybe recipes have changed and yours does. Only one way to find out!

    • You shouldn't burn babies with these lighters. Shame.

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  • The least they could do is tell me which lighters it is okay to burn babies with

    • YOLO should really be used as a caution, like "Wear your seatbelt, dumbass. YOLO!"

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  • It's a county in the central valley of California where a firework warehouse recently exploded

    • What do you think can be done to improve the starwars brand?

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  • Remake the original trilogy but replace every character with Jar Jar

    • Vandal disables power to lifesaving News 9 weather radar

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  • We did it! We stopped the weather!

    • Just how visible is your butthole to a gynecologist?

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  • Instructions unclear, showed up to my obgyn appointment with my drug dealer covered in googly eyes

    • Fun!!!! :)

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    • Just how visible is your butthole to a gynecologist?

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  • I can't tell what that word is before plug. Would the drain plug from my sink work?

    • The Education Crisis: How AI Is Failing Students for the Future Job Market

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  • What future?

    • Parents who don't realize their kids listen to everything that they say

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  • What is "DEE MEAT"?

    • I need to buy a fridge+freezer soon, what should I look out for?

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  • You can get a freezer that makes sphere ice. Do what you will with that information.

    • He looks like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle

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  • Please, no

    • Senator Mike Lee thought the megabill was ‘debt slavery for the American people.’ He voted for it anyway.

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  • Well, yea. That's probably why he voted for it

    • Two of Lemmy's favorite things together

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  • ffs Heinz? Your cat deserves better

    • Whats your favorite Pink Flloyd album?

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  • Its a tribute to Syd Barrett and a little fuck you to the record industry (Have a Cigar). There's a lot of emotion behind that album and that's what I love about it.

    • Whats your favorite Pink Flloyd album?

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  • Shine On You Crazy Diamond is a masterpiece

    • Rule 🦅

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  • Somehow this giant mech robot still shits everywhere

    • Whats your favorite Pink Flloyd album?

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  • Wish You Were Here

    • Israeli military used 500lb bomb in strike on Gaza cafe, fragments reveal

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  • Yea, dropping bombs on mosques, schools, and hospitals is pretty ambiguous

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    Mayor Poopington @lemmy.world

    Hes so photogenic