A lesson in Input Validation

"client side validation is fine, nobody's gonna open up the dev console"

Bold of you to assume they even thought about it

No they didn't, this is just a CVS receipt.

Are you sure? It doesn't look long enough to be a CVS receipt.
- What you can't see is that's only about 6% printed

usually i think it's cringe when people shit on the linguistics of memes, but this is the most non-pov "pov" post i've ever seen. the meaning would be the EXACT same if they just hadn't included the dumbass "pov:" part. fucking spotify marketing intern ass buzzword

While I agree with you, this is literally their point of view while this is happening
- technically correct, i concede 🫡
- yep, this is the first in a looooong time that I see it used correctly
- That's... what a photo is. While technically correct, no one would use "Photo:" as a meme format. It's just redundant and dumb.
Pov: you just posted cringe
- and i’ll go down with the cringe ship if i have to
thanks. now I don't have to say it.

Oh this reminds me when people discovered all the printers at school were available on the WiFi

That's incredible.
Then again, school IT jobs are often given to "my nephew who is good with computers", because the pay is often half compared to the private sector.
- One teacher told us that once an IT technician at our school built the network, connecting 2 school institutions with ~7 buildings using only hubs. That network was apparently almost unusably slow, which isn't surprising.
- I have a friend that does IT/networking for a school district and he makes bank, YMMV.
And not just printers. There may or may not also be a few Wi-Fi APs with login details admin:admin. And there also may or may not be many computers with RDP enabled without password. And those that have some password may or may not re-use the same short password for Administrator account. There also may or may not be SMTP server, though unfortunately in my case it doesn't allow using it so send e-mails outside the network. It returns "Relay access denied" error.
If it makes you feel any better, before the days of ubiquitous wi-fi, printers on wired networks in my school were about as easy to discover and use from a distance. FTPing a text file to one would start a print job for that file and it would be trivial to mash together that information plus a list of printer addresses for the entire district network (courtesy of nmap).
This information was certainly never put to use.
My school had a level of security on their printers..........and also a shitload of hackers. Like, the IT department was reporting vulnerabilities discovered by the students to Apple amount of hackers.
- My high school had a level of security too. The same password on every work computer in the school.
  Amazingly, I never resorted to changing grades. However logging into the admin account to play games instead of the 1,358th typing class was definitely on the menu.
- I know that school, they have a pool on the roof.

my brain is churning through char limits... i just cant believe it would be large enough through multiple systems..but then, i dont know the char count of the script, compression techniques used, encapsulation etc.

It can just fetch the information one line at a time like a printing machine. I don't think the receipt machine has that much memory to hold everything
- im talkin about the half a dozen systems that data flowed through before hitting the printer.
The script is ~55k characters long, depending on the source. This transcript, 55k, includes who is saying the line, as well as descriptive elements of the story, so the actual 'words only' version will be a bit shorter. This one is 99k and includes even more description of the visual elements. From what I've seen, though, most of transcripts have these non verbal inclusions, so the person who added it to the special instructions likely copied those over as well.
I can't speak to the other points, but allowing 55k characters is definitely wild.
- youre not gettin more than maaybe 512 outta me if i was asked to store/move 'special instructions' with no requirement
  a part of me thinks someone connected directly to this printer and printed it. i cant imagine someone pasting 55k into an online form and it making it intact all the way to the print job.
  reality is, this would have been truncated client side before it even hit the wires.

Somebody once told me, raw input's gonna roll me...

I bet it was that Bobby Tables fella

I still can’t believe it’s been around 15 years
- And he still hasn't graduated!
That guy's everywhere!

I would be a little afraid of eating my order after that.

It depends, if the employer doesn't treat his staff well, they'd give you extra portion.

Beautiful

I do hope when someone reads about a Christian Nationalism lawsuit going on they don't find out what law office is representing the guy who wants to hurt gay people. Then find the fax number on their site, go get a temp email at all the free sites that provide it, go to a send fax over the Internet site, and send them long faxes.

An old trick you could do on old physical fax machines was to tape a couple of sheets of black construction paper together, feed them into the machine and tape them into a loop. Dial your special person and burn through all their toner. Of course, now it would just generate a bunch of emails.
- Black fax - such an effective remote physical attack that fax companies had to actually hard-code a defence against it, to not print pages where there would be enough ink or toner dispensed that it could damage the machine or be a fire hazard
- Ahh, yes, the Infinifax™
  I may have once pulled this with the Banana knock knock joke. Ran their machine out of paper.
I...never thought of this, thank you for the idea.

What kind of idiot doesn't check for the Shreck script when validating input? Bunch of amateurs.

Yooo this reminds me, I think there was an ~~AITA~~ comment on reddit some time ago about a guy who burned down a Pizza place due to putting the entire bee movie script in a message box.

Edit: I believe it was a comment on an Askreddit thread, but a quick google search appears to not be enough to find it

Edit 2: I think it's this one, no clue if it actually happened though https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/bjttfe/tifu_by_ordering_food_online_amd_essentially/

Ok my copier story. We had a copier room in my high school with a little window in the door. I put a black sheet of paper on it, set it to copy 999 times, locked the door from the inside, then walked away. Turns out no one knows where the key was to the little copier room. I got caught and was punished. The end.
- How many did it print?
lp0 on fire
- Great. Now I have to walk my ass down to the print pool.
Why do most of the comments in this thread match exactly with the comments in the linked reddit thread?
- We're not really that unique. We're not consciously or likely even unconsciously referencing that thread or others like it. We're just coming to the same witty conclusions those before us did.
  Even your comment comes up every time there's a similar thread or experience. Mine too.
  Happy New Year, btw.

Next, someone do that with the bee movie script

Why not entire txt files containing several hundred random characters such that the entropy is high enough compression is useless >:) but maybe it's preferred.

Set a character limit. Easy. A maximum reasonable length considering the attention span and efficiency of an employee to grasp such information if required should do the job

At least it's not war and peace.