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  • My uncle didn't even like cats but a little kitten in his back yard took a liking to me and became his favorite pet pretty quick.

  • PRESCHOOL? PRESCHOOL? I'M NOT A FAN OF NON-EDIBLE ORNAMENTS ON MY MEALS AND I'M ALMOST 30.

  • Acting like a dead pedophile was going to grant wishes for you was easily the stupidest part of modern American politics anyway.

  • I was born in Nebraska and I can say we shit corn too.

  • It doesn't contribute at all to the conversation but BOOOOOOO to them for that nonsense.

  • The way it's still looking at you...

  • I kinda wonder if there's a specific reason for that number other than just being an ass.

  • I'd bet $50 that there's literally a trail maintenance crew smoking weed on the mountain right now.

  • Decidedly identifying as electrical if that's an option.

  • You see, I sat here in my back yard smoking a joint and piecing this one out for probably 3 minutes and the answers in the comments.

  • I just got a spare vest from the security department, I could totally costume change into an ICE agent if I wanted...

  • The unsettling stare into the camera makes it.

  • That's a great lore idea, microbial pokemon.

  • Presumably so Trump doesn't have to make his own hurricane maps with a sharpie anymore?

  • Nothing of theirs comes to mind that you'd even have to dye in the first place, hell half their products could probably be used as a dye.

  • Intentional. I live with my dad but there's not a ton of other family I'm in contact with.

    Edit: unless you're talking about the clockwork orange theme in which case also intentional, big poster right at the entrance and all.

  • Gonna take a swing and say corruption fetish is probably about taking a 'pure' individual (Christian fundamentalist or similar, presumably) and making them as degenerate as you.

  • Oh I could say worse but I think that little tidbit gives you a general vibe.

  • My mom's boyfriend's house is clockwork orange themed... I don't really talk to that side of the family anymore.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Something that came to mind in the shower this morning of all times and places.

    Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Has anybody ever made it extremely obvious to you that you're neurodivergent?

    Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    If you're there just floating in a tin can, high above the world, and planet Earth is blue, is there really nothing you can do?

    Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What are you having for dinner tonight?

    Food and Cooking @beehaw.org

    You, yeah you there on the other side of the screen, you should fry up some garbanzo beans (aka chickpeas). It's delicious and costs like $2 tops.