2y ago

Every time

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"You see, the short hair means she's a no-nonsense badass, but the long hair indicates she still has a soft, vulnerable, feminine side that can be won over by the male interest leading to the obligatory gratuitous sex scene, right before he is killed by the aliens."
- This guy sci-fies.
- See also: Karlach in BG3
  
  Nah, Karlach doesn't have a soft feminine side to be won over by a male protagonist just before they die dramatically
  She has a golden retriever side that can and will hump the leg of anyone who's down soon as you get her engine insulated.
What do you even need a barber for?
- That my homegirl? Sam?
Example:
- Bobby is such a good character, the actress nailed it.
  
  When I first saw her casting, I was doubtful. But she was spectacular and completely flipped my opinion. Same with Amos. They producers really did a great job finding great actors.
  Avasarala was perfect from the first frame. She walked off the pages of the book.
  
  Where is she from? TV or movie or what?
- She was badass hell yeah
- Bobbi Draper is exactly what a hot badass should look like.
I've seen her somewhere, but I can't remember the move title 🤔
- NSFW: Christy Mack
  
  That’s it. It was from Baby Got Boobs 14. Thank you. It was on the tip of my tongue. And I just rewatched it like last week, too.
  
  Oh shit! She was in 2 Chicks Same Time 15545?! I loved the 15500s, what a legendary run! Once the series got into the 15Ks, the cinematography and acting really picked up! Shame about the crash of 16169...
  
  Vital Stats
  bruh
- Move title might be doggy or missionary
No but she's half boy you see
- Bottom half or top half? This is important.
  
  Left half
  
  Back half only
- peak feminism
Karlach
- You keep my girlfriend's name out of your mouth!
I'll call it the "hustle mullet".
business on the side, party every where else.
Well, I mean...
Does THAT count, or...?
- https://i.pinimg.com/originals/29/4d/a5/294da5c5b01fbf3d4686e3378d065a30.jpg
  
  Vasquez is always the best
  
  And this is why I click on the NSFW "fitgirls" links when browsing /all
- She also has what is arguably the best line in the movie.
  
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  best line
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I really tried to pack this into a witty joke comment, but... that's Christy Mack. I don't think she's been into space yet tho.
Meme is funny, comments take it too serious. Like all the time.
- What is up with that? I sometimes get the most serious, pedantic comments on shitposts.
  
  People are super stressed and being shitheads to each other online as practice for how they wish they could treat people in thier lives they have beef with, idk.
  
  I dont know, has some serious reddit vibes for me. It was all that animosity i fled in the first place. Not sure what to do at this time because normally enjoy reading comments but not like this. I hope it gets better.
Movie barber
- Back when Burger King had crown shaped nuggets, I was drunk in the back of my friends car, and I called them king hats as he pulled out of the drive thru.
  He slammed on the brakes, turned around with a twisted smile, and repeated back to me eagerly, "King hats‽".
  
  Look honey, an interrobang!
  snaps photo
Its a well fit haircut like.
- Helps if you look like Christy Mack.
It's the same picture
I guess that's another reason why I like "Edge of Tomorrow" so much
Sidenote: James Deen can eat a bag of rancid farts.
I wonder how she's doing. She got beaten out of the timeline.
- OF and striptease shows.
Care to elaborate what this is about?
- The character described is often given the haircut in the image.
  
  Hm!
  I must admit - it does add to the tough look... 🤔
- Every single time there is a “badass woman” fighter character, especially in space/bounty hunting/an apocalyptic future, she looks just like this. This haircut, this face, neck tattoo, etc. it gives her a reason for being fit/skinny with huge boobs and to wear torn clothing that’s always torn to show a little cleavage and midriff.
- It's a haircut that retains traditional views of feminity but incorporates the functionality of a military buzz cut. It makes a lot of sense for anyone who might have to wear a helmet but doesn't want to chop it all because of their own aesthetics of just the time investment of having grown long hair. The maid of honor at my wedding had this haircut, and a few women I work with rock it as well.
  
  It’s kind of a sideways femullet. Business on one, maybe two sides, party on the top.
  
  It looks less than practical. What do you do when you want to pull it all way from your face? Rock a side ponytail?
  
  No. It combines the worst of both worlds: the ugly military buzz cut and the untacticool long hair that are relics of 2010. The practical feminine-combat heroine wields a bob cut.

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