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  • One time when my kids were little I was at Walmart and I suddenly realized I didn't know where my son was and he was just little. So I was like, oh my god, where's Buddy? Where's Buddy? Where's Buddy? And he busted up laughing because I was fucking holding him.

    Insomnia does weird things to you.

  • Can I get some of that plastic action in my testicles too please?

  • I just wanna know who keeps all the candles lit.

  • If you type it the search bar, it pulls up a calculator with the answer on it. I do it all the time.

  • He always looks like he's got his face pressed up against a window

  • Games @lemmy.world

    Man, I really slept on Days Gone (mini review)

  • Have some snickers bars with that broccoli!

  • I went down the rabbit hole on YouTube a bit and man, a lot of them seem to want the shit to hit the fan. These are people who absolutely lay down to go to sleep at night and fantasize about getting to bug out.

  • Wait, what... what did the words say?

  • Hell yeah, 50 degrees is tee shirt and shorts weather IMHO.

  • Technology @lemmy.world

    I've pretty much stopped caring about the Beeper app.

    Voyager @lemmy.world

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    Voyager @lemmy.world

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    Lemmy.world Support @lemmy.world

    Re: Federation, if you report someone is that info public, like your votes are?

    Android @lemmy.world

    My Moto 5g (2022) keeps going down exactly 4 notches of volume on its own

    Connect for Lemmy App @lemmy.ca

    what is the correct format to block an instance?

    wefwef @lemmy.world

    wefwef has become my favorite app already!

    No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    ELI5 - So why exactly doesnt Biden expand the courts?

    Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world

    User counts are not a good metric of actual growth for Lemmy