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tetris11 @lemmy.ml

2w ago

What's a perfectly bad name for a cat?

Pubert and Rapeseed are ones I'm liking so far, thanks for the suggestions!

103 comments

Meowzer'); DROP TABLE Cats;--
- Little Kitty Tables
- This guy injects
Dog
- My uncle had a pitbull named "kitty kitty".
  Atleast that's what he dog thought, as when my uncle would feed the cats and dog, he'd always call the cats by saying "here, kitty, kitty... ".
Siri or Heygoogle
My grandparents had a cat named Pussy. My grandma was so upset when I told her what that was slang for
- If you’re going to name a cat that, adopt two and name the other Weed or something.
- We had a cat when I was in high school named Clyde. Great indoor/outdoor cat. Every night when my mom wanted him to come home she would open the front door, step out onto the porch and yell, "Where's My Pussy!" and "Here Puss Puss Pussy! Only neighbors semi-close by were a sweet old couple who thought that was hilarious.
- I wanted a cat when I was 5. My parents got me a fish instead. So, in my innocence, I named the fish "Pussy"
H.P. Lovecraft entered the chat
- That was my first thought too...
Oh boy, someone hasn't heard about H.P. Lovecraft's cat.
- I thought the title said band name and was so confused
We named our black cat Nyarlathotep or Nyar for short.
- Hahaha if you know, you know.
- Nyar-hee! Nyar-huu! Nyar-hoo! Nyar-ha-hah!
  
  It is definitely a fun name for the cat.
- I named a black cat Svartur. I also had a cat named Potet. ("Black" and "Potato" respectively.)
  
  We also have one named Azathoth, or Azzie for short.
Adolf Kitler
- Chairman Meow
  
  Actually I like that one.
- (simply shocked nose snorting)
  Wow.
Schrödinger
- One of my cousins used to have a dog that she had named Pavlov. :-)
  
  That name rings a bell
  
  Haha, I hope it was a drooler!
I once had a cat named Pants
- I had a cat that my partner nicknamed pants. He answered to it.
Himmler.
Sextoy.
You'll have many visits from animal protection and more than likely lose friends when they learn the name.
We have neighbor cat who always wants to come to our yard and start shit with our cat. Said neighbor cat has an odd narrow dark strip under his nose. We call him Hisler, or Der Furrer.
- One of mine has the habit of extending just one front paw while being pet lying down. We ask if she's heiling kitler.
Cutlet is the best bad name for a cat. The cat will know it's both your friend and a survival ration.
- I do the thing where I hold my cat's head in both hands and scratch her chin and rub my head on hers while telling her I'm gonna turn her into teriyaki stir fry.
- My cat Chili could relate.
- Perfect for a Sphynx cat.
Doggo
Slartibartfast. Slart or Slarty for short
- That's a fantastic name
  
  The mice don't agree.
Meowssolini
Fido
Fido
Pubert
Kat.
Jizzlord
- There was a dog I followed on YT who was supposedly named Cumlord. He was fucking adorable but unfortunately I think he passed away.
Kytteigh
Cougar
Nyan
voidfucker
We had a cat called Scunger. She used to shit on the kitchen floor.
mr. t (gondii)
https://www.popsci.com/environment/outdoor-cats-spread-diseases/
Rover
xXx-=The_Mouse_Sl@yer_69=-xXx
Chad
Entree.
Mewphistopholes
Jake
Fuckboy
Tggr.
Global Thermal Nuclear War
Rat
Grunch
Cromulent fuckcrustable
Pussydawg
Years back, one of mine was named Dag.
The name that you chose - the cat doesn't care anyway.
My friend used to have a cat called Chevy, which was originally short for Le Chevalier but changed to be short for Chevy Chase because they were both assholes.
Skrumpy
Rover
My kitten is called Maxim Schnorky. According to him a certain amount of ethically doubtful compromise is okay if that keeps the cat food coming in.
Mork
Steve, short for Stephen.
Lucifer
Lo mein
Rapeseed
Would be similar to other plant names like Daisy, Rose, Iris, Poppy, Lily, Holly, Petunia
- The plant is called rape. The seed is rapeseed.
  
  Rapeseed (Brassica napus subsp. napus), also known as rape and oilseed rape and canola, is a bright-yellow flowering member of the family Brassicaceae (mustard or cabbage family), cultivated mainly for its oil-rich seed, which naturally contains appreciable amounts of mildly toxic erucic acid.[2] The term "canola" denotes a group of rapeseed cultivars that were bred to have very low levels of erucic acid and which are especially prized for use as human and animal food. Rapeseed is the third-largest source of vegetable oil and the second-largest source of protein meal in the world.[3][4]
  Brassica napus subsp. napus is the proper name. Everything else is slang and not worth arguing about.
  We call it Sunflower Oil
  We call it Rapeseed Oil
  Not Rape Seed Oil
Moo
Cat
Id go with genocider or any variant like bird genocider, lizard genocider
Gargarensis, although I can't imagine why .....
Assmagnet
mister/miss furball
just incredibly lame, and soy in a boomer way
You know that cute thing vets do when they come out to the waiting room and call the cat's name?
They won't do that if you name your cat "Shithead".
Mutt
Dog.
Eugene

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