3w ago

You can now get paid 5,000 yen for your poop in Japan, but only if your poop is good enough

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I'd go there just to see if I burth medicinal quality mud dragons.
Edit: Not a spelling error. Burth=Butthole Birth
The spice, the spice melange.
The picture of their special donation toilet with its dramatic lighting is one of the best things I've seen all day.
how much is 5000 yen?
- About tree fiddy (sorry I had to)
  5000 yen = $34.54 USD
  
  Turdy fo, fiddy.
  
  Hold on... can $34.54 power more than a single shit?
- About $34 USD
That loo looks amazing. I'd poop there for free. I doubt my poop would be good enough to get paid for anyway.
- I spent some time in Tokyo. They have public toilets that are absolutely amazing. And they're free. And they're throughout the city. What a novel idea.
  
  And they’re free.
  As opposed to.....paying to use a public toilet? I'm confused.
If perfect poop is ¥5000, how about ¥2500 for subpar poop? I can donate regularly.
- They want quality, not quantity.
"They call me the man with the golden dump."
- That was an American dad episode.
  
  The golden poop saga spans several episodes over multiple years!
I got a high quality product here. Where do I sign up?
- There's a similar program in the states. https://goodnatureprogram.com/how-it-works/#%3A%7E%3Atext=Yep%2C+Seriously.%2Cvary+by+donation+center+location.
Those crazy Japanese really will put anything in a vending machine.

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