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Texas_Hangover @ Texas_Hangover @sh.itjust.works
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  • Somebody put their diaphragm in the wrong way this morning.

    • im frend :(

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  • You mean you don't masturbate for hours, carefully edging before the latest Linux drop?

    • im frend :(

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  • Pfft, whatever. I was the loser outcast looooong before all this bullshit connectivity.

    • Fluffy Plums

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  • Tit Warbler? Me too!

    • jobaphobia

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  • Read up a couple or three comments, and you'll see the word "mooching."

    That's what I was replying to, and as I have very little too mooch, fuck off.

    • jobaphobia

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  • Bro, I have a limited amount of money, and plenty of my own problems. You can figure out your own shit.

    • Man, 24, drowns in nine inches of water in 'freak paddling pool accident'

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  • Jackie Aprile Jr. Over here.

    • Pop it in your calendars

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  • Same here.

    • What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol

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  • Fuck yes! Let 'em try to figure out how to require internet connectivity for lighting shit on fucking FIRE.🔥🖕🏻

    • Oatmeal

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  • Pot Roast.

    • RNC Sues Arizona To Block Voting Access for Overseas U.S. Citizens

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  • What does that do? Ants?

    • Notorious Swedish gang leader Ismail Abdo arrested in Turkey

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  • That's a funny name for a "Swedish" gang leader...

    • Peanut butter with strawberry jelly is better than peanut butter with grape jelly

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  • Agreed. If grapes ain't fermented, I got no use for 'em.

    • Like its a drag race

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  • Motherfucker, if you're at the head of the line, its only common courtesy to shove your phone up your ass, and move! Do you think the light is gonna get greener? The fuck are you doing up there?

    • School legend

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  • We have it, we just dont care.

    • What's your best tip or hack for camping?

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  • Get the good shit! If its less than 40% DEET it ain't worth a damn.

    • ‘Explosive increase’ of ticks that cause meat allergy in US due to climate crisis

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  • Ticks can give you fuckers shitty diseases too, so hop off your soapbox buddy.

    • To the window, to the wall..

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  • 100% wool underbritches. Wicks the sweat away from your junk.

    • The 11foot8 bridge opens another big can

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  • Not a very good driver, are you?

    • You can now get paid 5,000 yen for your poop in Japan, but only if your poop is good enough

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  • Turdy fo, fiddy.