bisexual

You are only bisexual if you are engaged in sex with two people of the opposite sex simultaneously.

Otherwise, you're just Schrodinger's Gay.

"Ohh yeah baby, collapse my wave function..."
- i like being observed, interact with me to measure my state please
While the joke is indisputably funny, it’s important to remind everyone that it’s still a harmful stereotype. Bi/pan erasure is a genuine problem. You don’t stop being bi/pan simply because you enter a monogamous relationship.
- More seriously, I think erasure is only part of it. Lots of LGBTQ folks deliberately remain in the closet for the sake of family relationships, careers, and local politics.
  If you're bi, it's just easier.
  But that heterosexual camouflage does get confusing to process when you "come out". Especially with the reactionary attitude that heterosexuality is a choice.
two people of opposite sex*, otherwise it's just a straight threesome
- But you cease to be bi afterwards, you were just experimenting.
- How does a straight threesome work? (I suppose every participant could be straight but it seems like two might be weirded out by eachother, no?)
So there's a Schrodinger’s Gay in every threesome
- At least one.
I am bisexual then.

The most biphobic people I've ever seen are gay people. They hate bi people more than your average straight homophobe hates gay people. It's really weird.

I like to think they're jealous that we get rejected twice as much as anyone else.
- I never understood biphobia, a bi person choosing to be in a relationship with you means that they chose you out of everybody. It should be a feeling of flattery, not paranoia.
reminds me of the scene in chasing amy where alyssa gets ostracized by her lesbian club because shes now dating a guy
Seriously? I have to tell my wife. She's sometimes open and sometimes closed to the idea of a threesome or just bisexuality.
- I mean it's obviously different from person to person, but the gay people I've met, especially lesbians, have a genuine irrational fear and hatred of bi people. They're terrified that bi people will cheat on them or will leave them for straight people. They see them as straight people who are pretending to be gay rather than actually being bi.
- From my experience its a little different for women.
Yep it gets really nasty sometimes. We shouldn't be shitting on each other like that.
As ridiculous as it is, bigotry like this at least proves human universality.
Pick a hole and stick with it, I guess.

I would never suck a dick unless a woman was involved. What does that make me?

That would depend on the way the woman is involved
- The dick can be attached to her or she could be sharing it with me.
An oversharer.
Instruction unclear. Are you into group sex or trans women or both?
- Yes.
Bisexual with hangups.
A cuck.
- Nah humiliation doesn’t turn me on so it’s not that.

I don't know why bisexuals are memed as being given a hard time for being bisexual, and I am too afraid to ask at this point.

There's bunch of stereotypes surrounding bisexuals. For example, that bisexuality doesn't exist -- like that they're actually gay, but won't admit it, or it's a stepping-stone to being gay. Or that they're actually straight but just fucking with lesbians and won't ever commit, or that they're promiscuous and will always cheat. Or, that once they do settle down it'll always be with an opposite-gender partner. Or that they're cowards who'll mask their queerness instead of supporting the LGBTQA+ community, since they can always pretend to be straight... and so much more! It fucking sucks!
- Why cant a guy just really like blowjobs and not be fussy. Always with the labels.
- But like... Why wouldn't they be allowed to do any of those things by others? Like are they the internal investigation department of free love movement like it's a fucking paradox? Did they forget in 0.1ms it's not up to them who I fuck?
It's similar to when people say, "You're not really an atheist, you just haven't found the right religion."
No bi person is ever believed by a non-bi person.

I always figured bi (or pansexual) was the default setting for humans. Most guys at least are flexible, if there is not a woman around any port in a storm, and if you weren't raised with any conditioning it seems more normal to love individuals, not categories.

There is no default. You like what you like. That's my opinion at least. If everyone minded their own damn business this wouldn't be a topic of discussion anyway
- Yep.
  I want to look like a question mark specifically to fuck with people who think it's their business.
  Mind your own shit. People are so nosy. That David bowie interview when he gets almost livid with the guy for asking is my favorite. Such an invasive culture.
Are you from ancient Greece by any chance?
- Their comment didn't contain enough disdain for women.

I think you can only be properly bi if you're simultaneously railing a cishet female while being railed by a homosexual male.

/s

Can confirm, bisexuals are capable of annoyance.

It's kind of like half way between angry and happy. Can't you just pick an emotion? /s

Hey, I'm in this meme!

Gottem

Why is itonly bisexual-but-angry-now people who are into me?

Bi people steal ace people's attractions.