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The fact thay they eould ask is the fucked part.

Wasnt a complete list, just places that came to mind as having the potential to stand without ties to america.

No. I have read 'man of steel, woman of tissue paper'.

Would? Do. Regularly. Kind of what it's for.

I swear it had a flared base!

I think most people acknowledge that some things do gain efficiency in physical proximity. Most dont. We aren't talking about you.

Though sending a solidworks file shoukd be easier than it presently ie.

White shirt guy maybe, probably either at making you extremely mediocre coffee (looks too straight to be a good barista) or doing something like the ux design for the app interface to a microchip that doesnt let your dog love you without microtransactions. The owners are lobbying for it to be mandatory, and all dogs without it will be liquidated by 2030. The app is spyware written by a large language model, and only sometimes works. Iphone only.

Tan jacket lady maaaaaaaybe.

Black+white checkered shirt guy is a cop, he's already at work. He'll be very productive later, already planning on attending the protest.

Capitalism, such efficiency!

fuck your unmedicated ass, you can go to theboffice if you want

The office or a park with cell reception, a cafe, a fucking wework, a...

No it's already pretty stupid, but i can explain it, if you can take the brain damage.

Ngmi is bay area VC nazi speak for 'not gonna make it', sometimes a noun ("all these NGMI's on the street scare me") as a way to separate themselves from the people they fuck over so they don't have to feel anything. Basically the worst people in the state.

There's a tendency among that same set to see their favorite scifi stories as 'logic' because of course nobody anywhere has had a moment of humanities efucation since 1914. I would argue it should be classed as a mental illness, and is ehy we keep getting the vc set doing shit from dystopian novels like it's cool and good.

Paolo Bacigalupi is a fiction writer whose biggest basic formula is 'write a near-future extremely-pulp story with realistic/likely ecological devastation as the backdrop' so he gets more taken more seriously than he should in all the ways hes not trying to and none of the ways he is. One of his better known works is 'the water knife' a pulp novel about a much later stage of the water wars of the american southwest. Kind of similar vibe as 'blade runner 2049' but that was a masterpiece, and hes just competent/a bit good but socially important; nothing he writes is quite that profound.

So 'read this fiction writer trying to make idiots pay attention to impotant shit nonfiction writers were hammering alarm bells about thirty years ago or dont even talk to me' is kind of the most cringe way one could say 'learn about these structural forces wnd impending challenges that im very pessimistic about' without acknowledging that structural forces exist.

Im pointing out that there are sociopathic assholes here who are totally willing to throw your¹ filthy texan life away for the same reason you're¹ willing to throw all these poor people who need help under the bus.

¹hypothetical you, who is both a texan and a piece of shit. They've got a spectacular ass, though.

Only if you dont know the local dialect or read things.

Would you like me to explain it to you?

Got ports, got money, got canada. Got some domestic industry, unlike the looter states.

It's unlikely; lotta nazis deliberately go to the pnw, but would be cool.

It's devastating. You're devastated.

Halfway btwn that and cruelty squad.

To put this in the most antagonistically cali-fasch way i possibly can:

Texans are all NGMI, sorrynotsorry. read bacigalupi or don't even talk to me.

Also they're standing in your toilet. Silicon valley smells very normal.

Well, they'll tell you something.

Also more poetic, shows up in poetry and song lyrics, pre-written spreches, etc.

They were fighting cop city from day zero. They just lost.

Just because you didnt hear about it, doesnt mean it wasnt happening. Edit: i think of alabama and georgia as the same place. I don't know why.