A cuppa Jill
A cuppa Jill
Like Joe for coffee.
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Fuckin burn lol
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This is it. I don't need to read any more of the thread.
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Yeah they won.
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It's a lot like making love in a canoe.
... Fucking close to water
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No, that is burnt water
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No it's burnt piss.
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When I first started visiting Canada years back, I would buy cases of Coors Light and attend gatherings. Three beers in would be absolutely fucked. And I mean fucked..
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Like having sex in a canoe
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I don't touch that stuff, fish fuck in it!
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Council pop is such a term, but is very UK.
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Haha aye, we call it Corporation Pop round my end.
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I'd only heard of council juice
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In Finland we call it "non-alcoholic vodka"
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Water is the nickname. We forgot its real name
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Just like bears
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Dihydrogen monoxide
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I prefer oxidane
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I mean, *wódr̥ sounds a lot like water doesn't it
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Adam's ale. What my grandpa used to jokingly call it. Edit: someone beat me too it.
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In Dutch its gemeente pils, which translates to municipal pilsner.
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Adam's ale (also referred to as Adam's wine, especially in Scotland; sometimes simply called Adam) is a colloquial allusion meaning water. It alludes to the idea that the biblical Adam had only water to drink. This inference gained popularity around the beginning of the 19th-century temperance movement.
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"Council Juice" in N. Ireland.
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“Now that’s good quality H2O”
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Recently heard that cup of Joe comes from the Navy. The guy that banned alcohol on Navy ships and replaced them with coffee was named Joe.
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what a Joe thing to do.
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In French we call it "Chateau Lapompe" which sounds like a wine name but is literally "castle the pump".
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"Adam's Ale" is in my thesaurus as a synonym for water. I've never heard that one before. lol
There is also Dihydrogen Monoxide.
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Water, dhm, wet-wet, hydro, aqua, words for 'water' in languages you don't otherwise speak, sky treats, fish pee (there's a whole list of pee ones),
I have more.
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You might have heard of Adam's Ale of you did enough crosswords
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I'll just have a cup of rain, thanks.
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A nice tall glass of raw ice, please.
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I prefer my ice medium rare.
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You've never tried ice til you've had it poached
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We call it Corporation Pop here.
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We call it council pop
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Morning brown, morning brown
Get yourself a cup of morning brown
Morning brown, morning frown
What the heck is morning brown?
Well, morning brown is great, you get it
in a cup
Add cream and sugar, then you stir it all up
It comes from beans, have it hot or with
ice
In a day, I'd say, only drink it thrice
Morning brown, I'm still not sure
Can you please explain it some more?
It's coffee, ya fuck
Oh, right, yep
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Man I fucking love aunty Donna
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For anyone interested. Maybe so.eone can provide the non-YT link... I just woke up and am lazified
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Although i know the implications of calling it Jill.
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Look, it's sunny outside and the beach is packed! Time to go Jillboarding.
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In Chicago you sometimes get a “Lake Michigan on the rocks”
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In Germany das kühle Nass. The cool wet.
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I only know that term when referring to a lake or similar. Something like: It's a hot day, let's jump into the (kühle nass).
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OG German nickname is Gänsewein - the goose's wine.
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Might want to hold off on telling people that you were thirsty and drank a tall glass of Jill: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jilling
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I will bravely face the consequences of my actions
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More power to you. Try sliding a reference to ::: spoiler spoiler grool ::: into the mix too, just to see whether or not anyone you're talking to is really willing to call you out on the innuendo.
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And is this your way of lobbying for 'trojan room coffee'
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I'll stick to watching my coffee brew on a webcam, everything else is more fun in person.
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Sky Juice in Malaysia
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Council pop
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Some southern Slavs call tap water "technical" because it's technically safe to drink, but definitely has a lot of stuff in it that you don't want to drink... You complain as you chain smoke.
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Bo'oh'o'wa'er
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As opposed to the American Boddle'a'Wardder?
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"Wah-wah": Am I a joke to you?
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For sparkling, it's commonly referred to as "homeopathic lager" among colleagues - i.e. without any active ingredients.
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A glass of some High Koala-Tea H2O courtesy of The Waterboy
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I dunno, man. I've heard it being referred to as "aqua-cola". I've also heard it's incredibly addictive, which makes sense because not a lot of time has to pass at all before I start to crave more of it. It's practically impossible to resist.
Should've never been started on that shit. I dunno why it's so normalised in society...
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The ultimate gateway drug. EVERY addict of any kind started by drinking water. They should ban that shit.
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100% of water addicts have died
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"Gänsewein" - goose wine in germany
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I call it life juice
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Hello beauty, wanna get you some of mine eh life juice?
Doesn't sound good 🤢
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Better or worse than a cup of Jill though?
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Over here we call it Council Juice
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I love that one. I'm right in thinking it's specifically tap water, right? (As in the water provided by the council, you wouldn't use it for Evian or whatever).
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Yes specifically tap water
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Council pop.
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Sippin' on that bubb-less
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Boob-less
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given that stars are mostly hydrogen, and rust is oxide.
I often call water "rusty star"
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That's... Maybe not going to be the easiest of things to order at the bar, I mean you might get one but it probably wont quench your thirst.
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well in my country it's called : sprite for the poor or sprite without soda
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It's "Château Lapompe" in french to mimic wine brand ;)
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Desalinated saline
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oh
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a la francaise ‘eau’
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Molten ice.
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Condensed steam!
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The moist maker
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Clear
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Moby Dick wine. City gin.
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H2- oh
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That's how French pronounces it. Eau.
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Liquified comet farts
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"Stay away from da aqua!"
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Ocean lite
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Council Pop
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I could sure go for a ice cold cup or H2O.
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I'd try putting the H2O inside that ice cold cup. You'll thank me later.
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Think they just call it diet coke
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What do they call diet water?
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"Kraneberger" - "Château Tap" in German.
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kenne noch Hahnenquelle
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"Worter sip" in these parts.
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Going in blind so sorry if this is a repeat:
God's Juice.
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Earth piss
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In Germany, we do have some nicknames especially for tapwater: I personally know of Leitungsheimer, Kranwasser and Kraneberger
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Swiss german "Hahnenburger" (Tap burger) is used a lot there.
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That ol' n' moist
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Wooder
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Hmm.. oversight by who?
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Humanity
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St-Laurent frappé un Montreal.
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It’d just sound desperately tryhard if someone tried it now.
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I call sparkling water "Sparkle Boys" does that count?
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Give me a cup of wet
More like here they cum lol /s
What a moist choice.
It’s a play on the double meaning of moist
Moist = damp
And
Moist = cool
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