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Microplastics will be the "boomers all have lead poisoning" of millennials

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  • My non-professional guess is that microplastics will eventually sterilize us by disrupting our sperm's ability to function properly. Only the wealthy can afford the medical procedures to bypass this.

    • Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill Has A Poison Pill For World Cup Tourists

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  • Please don’t spend your money here and help our rich get richer. Make us the example of how to not govern for the rest of the world.

    • Lord of the Office Space

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  • My job involves handling wizard interactions so the Hobbits don’t have to! Hobbits can’t talk to wizards! You orcs don’t understand what I do!

    • Kash Patel Is Polygraphing FBI Staff to Find Out if They’re Being Mean About Him

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  • When I found out my boss had secret audio listening in the shop is when I started talking true endless shit about him out loud to others. Gonna snoop, find out the truth.

    Shitty? Yes. Petty? Also yes.

    • Four African billionaires richer than 750 million people living on the continent

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  • And if you suggest just a slight bit less horrible Capitalism please, they scream Communist.

    • US shoppers feel the heat of Trump’s trade war: ‘the prices are going up’

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  • Only everyone who knows arithmetic.

    • The Catholic Church won’t endorse political candidates, even if IRS rules change, bishops announce

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  • “AND TRUMP…DESCENDED WITH THE WINGS OF AN ANGEL FROM HEAVEN! AND HE EXCLAIMED:

    • Microsoft to Lay Off About 9,000 Employees

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    • Republicans Are Cutting Medicare. Not Only Medicaid, Medicare. Passage of the Big Beautiful Bill will force mandatory sequestration that will mean half a trillion dollars in Medicare cuts.

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  • I was told today that this is “all the dems fault because they haven’t tried to stop him yet”. I can’t imagine how far your head has to be up your own ass to see that viewpoint.

    • Road fatalities per 100,000 population in major US States, Australian States and Canadian Provinces

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    • Science is hard like me.

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  • Yo mama so dumb she failed a survey

    • ‘Completely unexpected’: Antarctic sea ice may be in terminal decline due to rising Southern Ocean salinity

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  • Gotta soften that blow so we can’t truly blame the ultra wealthy’s pollution companies.

    • Trump Threatens to Launch DOGE Investigation Into Elon Musk, Send Billionaire ‘Back Home to South Africa’

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  • Do it you fucking Chicken

    • I'm shy

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  • Chocolate chip?

    • And I only know two chords!

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    • A slightly different experience

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  • I get one business week, 40 hours of vacation accumulated a year at my current job.

    • Meet Baby Corn. He smol.

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  • Lots of kittens have slightly distorted pupils, they will straighten out as they change color with age.

    • A slightly different experience

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  • Not not only their second home, but with a stay at home wife, three kids named Junior, a family dog, two cars, two weeks of vacation a year, and a retirement plan, all for 40 hours a week uneducated labor repairing vacuum cleaners.

    • Trump Demands Israel to Cease Firing

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  • Same as it ever was.

    • It's so beautiful

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  • Nature's version of special cigarettes dad couldn't buy at our corner store