Why change a classic?
Maker's Mark Twain
Hunter S. Thompson.
Hey. Thats journalism, alcohol, and literature.
And drugs. All of the drugs.
The Hunt For Red Oktoberfest.
Stephen King No pun just a drunk writer
No. Just no.
There was cocaine too.
So much so that King famously doesn't actually remember writing Cujo
Pearl S. Two Buck Chuck
Walt Whitbier or Malt Whitman
Oscar Wilde Turkey
Edgar Allan Poe, poor guy
Beertrix Potter
Jameson Joyce
A wet book that burns easily.
(Fahrenheit 151)
Isaac Asmirnoff
Tequila Mockingbird is a great answer
Don't mix firearms and alcohol kids
The Bluest Skyy
Maker's Mark Twain