aeronmelon @ aeronmelon @lemmy.world

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Castle theme intensifies

I didn’t get the joke, then Wham! It hit me.

Back at the station

Officer: “Forensics just came back, the two pieces are not a match. They belong to two separate victims.”

Grizzled detective: “Mother of god…”

The deafening irony of writing all of that on a Volkswagen.

“Hey, what watch is that?”

Me: “American Megatrends.”

“…”

Me: “it’s EnergyStar compliant.”

It’s a Japanese vending machine design, and it’s half embedded into the jutting corner of that wall.

Me: “Do you have a chewable tablet in the shape of a Hanna-Barbara character?”

Morpheus:, under his breath: “Okay, maybe he isn’t the One.”

“I shall sing for you the song of my people.

…is that a rolled up newspaper?”

They spared no expense.

“What’s wrong with your FAAAAAAACE?!”

Potato skin heads.

I thought this was just a parody account, this is wisdom.

“Do not cite the deep magic to me…”

Dee Bradley Baker - Every single Clone Trooper in Star Wars. Good luck, everyone.

And a regular-looking Cumberbatch in the back that keeps saying “pingwings.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlVI7ZNiFlI

“…she’s got the look!”

I teach English in Japan, and I keep it as casual as possible with my students. I always end up saying “See ya!” (I try to use proper English and say “See you.” but it doesn’t always come out that way) at the end of each lesson and that always ends up being the first English my students speak with fluency as a result.

I’ve always got this on my phone:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R5X_M_7zZk

Thank you for reminding me about Lemon Demon.

This hits close to current location? :)

PS, hope you find a place to live soon.