2mo ago

TIL that this is a real photo of Mark Zuckerburg, I always thought it was photoshopped.

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“Don’t Mess Something Up”: Mark Zuckerberg Opened Up on Including Surfing in His Daily Routine in 2022 - EssentiallySports

It's real, they did an article about him. This was supposed to be a soft piece to make him more human. ha ha.

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He tries so hard to be cool.
Why do billionaires NEED to be liked so badly? Is it because they don't trust that anyone in their life likes them for who they are, instead of their money? Maybe, it's because their own kids and wives hate them?
- Money can't fix self esteem.
  
  Can get you saint hood if you housed millions.
- Absolute power corrupts absolutely. We can't imagine what it's like to be that obscenely wealthy. Logic would state that it works the other way too. They have very little concept of humanity in general. You and I would be the same if no one in the world could tell us "no". It's a form of psychosis, in my humble opinion.
  
  That's... weird to think about.
  He probably thinks he's generally a "good" person, and making the world a better place, buy just that people misunderstand him. That's wild. Fuck I really want to know to what extent he actually believes this.
  I guess being a billionaire would be quite isolating. It might feel like you're the only member of your species. There's primitive monkeys you can interact with and some of them pretend to like you, but none of them really feel you or care about you.
- if only there was some way to get rid of the money
- Fuck. That one is kinda cool though
  
  It would be funny if he had a sense of humor. I'm pretty sure he's serious though.
- He probably is just Autistic
  
  Nah this isn't autism. Autism has issues understanding human social rules.
  He understands just fine given his manipulations, he just doesn't care and actively works to smash them. That's sociopathy
  
  I think everyone who has met him thinks he's just a shallow arsehole.
Stupid sexy Zuckerberg
- Thanks for the little bit of throwup in my mouth
  
  You...you gonna finish that...?
- he does do BJJ.
Taking over Hawaiin land and stealing their water.
Did he take his face off so it wouldnt get wet?
Zuckerberg surfs every morning right before he indulges in his complicated work algorithms, reports the New York Post. Now obviously being an IT giant comes with a casket full of responsibilities
Dressing up as a thicc Geosha Surfer every morning helps Zuck deal with his daily casket of problems.
- he puts on a new human synthetic mask on his android chassis everyday you mean
- complicated work algorithms
  Pour more billions into VR!!!! ONE OF THESE DAYS IT HAS TO PAY OFF1!1!!
  
  Hey i like vr, I think it's neat that we had a billionaire pour liquid money on it and make a shit ton of r&d, even if it still hasn't become a breakthrough killer platform.
  I think it shows spine.... Or something.
Meta CEO, Mark Zuckerberg not only is a media giant but also a sporting fanatic. While everyone is aware of his love for combat sports, only a few know about his interest in surfing. Like Meta has a knack for launching a new update every once in a while, its maker has a fondness for surfing treacherous waves intermittently. Interestingly, paddling into the ocean helps Zuckerberg stay focused.
Jesus. What a ham-handed PR piece. He has billions, but hires Temu PR for his humanization campaign. What a complete jackass.
- They do appear to call him "The Eye of Sauron" so, maybe the person writing this wasn't really interested in making him look good and phoned it in.
  
  They also call him Zukerberg at least twice.
- android needs to learn how to mimic HUMAN behaviour.
big booty boy
- with an ass like that he could have 300 followers on insta!
Isn't this the famous Patterson footage of Bigfoot?
Zinc really is excellent sunblock. Makes you look like a doofus and it gets absolutely everywhere, but you aren't sunburnt.
- But it wears off. I can say that after a day of sailing with normal sunblock versus a day sailing with diaper cream you will notice a difference.
Why is he wearing shoes on his hands?
Why he got a fuckin dumpy
This guy is ridiculous, but most people use less sunblock than recommended and mineral sunblock, while it leaves a white residue, is probably the safest considering it doesn't get absorbed into your body.
This ad riddled slop factory is not "evidence"
Practicing his mime skills while surfing. It’s called multitasking. 😉
- marcel marsoulli
What a nauseatingly puffpiece-y puff piece
He really went hard on the sunblocker because everyone knows that lizards love the sun.
- He thought it would make an insellable picture. He was wrong. He's gone the Madonna route, and wears the same clothes when he's not wanting to be photographed.
Essentially Sports is a made for advertising SEO gamer site. They don’t produce any significant content.
Lol, it's reelz
"Iconic" :|
What a ghoul
Whiteface
Wow. Surprisingly caked.
- I heard for night routine but day???

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