It Certainly Looks Like Elon Musk’s ‘Legion’ of Kids Is Bigger Than Anyone Imagined
It Certainly Looks Like Elon Musk’s 'Legion' of Kids Is Bigger Than Anyone Imagined
Ah yes the "family values" party here to yet again "save the children" from librul strangeness.
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St. Clair claims she was offered $15 million and a monthly payment of $100k to stay silent about their relationship and their new son, who has been named “Romulus,” the newspaper notes.
Musk is the scum of the earth (and I’m a man), but I think even I’d carry his baby for cash like that.
He doesn’t pay them though, she was just switching her story back. Here she is criticizing him over not paying https://www.threads.net/@masterbeefresolver/post/DH4WVh1h7Q7
So, you want to bring a child into this world with that man and not get paid? Hard pass on me bro
Do you know that there's evidence supporting the idea that when you have a baby, that baby's DNA hangs out in your body for decades (if not forever, more studies needed on that point)? I wouldn't want any amount of Elon Musk's DNA just like...hanging out in me forever. Ew.
Source: an excellent book called Matrescence by Lucy Jones. Came out in 2024 and does a great job of compiling lots of the latest research on pregnant bodies. It's amazing how much is still missing and we need to learn still about half the population of the world.
Came here to say this :/
There’s enough for both of us, according to the report. 🤮
We'll your heart what you deserve, which is $0 because he never actually pays these women.
You'd be his Rosemary? I'm sure your soul is worth more than that. At least hold out for half a billion.
Easy to say when you've got no skin (or uterus) in the game. Just look at how Grimes and St. Clair and their children are being treated. Both women are terrible right wing scum and had it coming, but I wouldn't wish someone's family/babies being manipulated and kept from them by a guy with more money than god on anyone.
Imagine your only recourse for restoring your parental rights being going to court against a guy who can afford to keep the cases going indefinitely. That is the stuff of nightmares.
Some wild stuff in there
[...] bringing the grand (known) total to 14. However, according to a new report, there could be more, as the unhinged oligarch has reportedly been known to send his semen to women he doesn’t even know.
[...] Musk has a habit of reaching out to female X users “through direct messages, some of whom he eventually solicits to have his babies, according to people who have viewed the messages.” At least one of those lucky ladies is crypto influencer Tiffany Fong, whom Musk followed on X last year. Sources told the newspaper that the billionaire had sent her a DM last November “asking if she was interested in having his child.” Wong apparently declined the offer.
During St. Clair’s pregnancy, Musk suggested that they bring in other women to have even more of their children faster. “To reach legion-level before the apocalypse,” he said to St. Clair in a text message viewed by The Wall Street Journal, “we will need to use surrogates.” He has recruited potential mothers on his social-media platform X, according to some of the people.
The Journal article notes that Musk has attempted to get all the various members of his “harem” to congregate in a compound that he recently had built in Austin, Texas.
To reach legion-level before the apocalypse
That is so psychotic. Me and most of my peers don't want to have kids because of the state of the world. Meanwhile he wants as many as possible... to suffer? And it's not like he's sharing his fortune with them based on what I've read. He literally just wants them so they can die in the apocalypse? Does he know what an apocalypse is??
His assumption is that the band of his kids will be loyal to him and provide his bloodline the greatest chance of survival, as if the money will somehow protect him once currency fails.
Homeboy isn't even going for a Zuck level survivalist reclass, he just expects his kids to know how to clean a deer.
[Musk’s fixer] Birchall was involved in acquiring the property for a compound in Austin where Musk imagined the women and his growing number of babies would all live among multiple residences, according to a person familiar with the matter…Zilis lives in the gated community with their children, and Musk comes and goes. Musk also attempted to get Grimes to move to the compound, but she refused. Similarly, he tried to get St. Clair to spend some time in Austin “with our kid legion,” according to a text he sent her.
It’s cult time for him now, and plenty of magats are thirsty for Flavor-Aid.
the unhinged oligarch has reportedly been known to send his semen to women he doesn’t even know
God dammit you beat me to it
During the nazi era, comedians had a field day mocking Hitler and his cronies. The immortal joke 'the true Aryan is as blonde as Hitler, slim as Goering, and as tall/beautiful as Goebbels'. It was funny then and still funny now. Because none of them even remotely resembled the ideal they spoke about. This is even funnier when you include goblins like Himmler who was the head of the SS when he would never have qualified to even be an enlisted SS man when he was younger.
And SA founder Ernst Röhm was openly gay.
One variation of the 'blonde as hitler' joke did include Röhm, with 'and as chaste as Röhm' being the statement.
It was and still is a homophobic joke. But given that the Nazis hated gays more than anyone else at the time, I think mocking him is still acceptable. Especially since Röhm was a power broker who was critical in Hitler's rise to power.
I hope we can finally see who wins between one Elon-sized toddler and 100 toddler-sized Elons
slow clap
He only wants them for organs
Rusty Venture vibes.
Also Continuum.
But if that's what he's after, why hasn't he just manufactured an army of Musk clones? I mean, Clone and Elon are almost anagrams, after all.
Okay, actually, I'm pretty sure he probably does have a The Boys of from Brazil army of clones...I'm super surprised we just haven't heard of them yet.
They took my freaking kidney!
Charlie the Unicorn (YouTube)
We should really keep talking about how Elon is the real president and Trump is just the secretary.
Use words that they understand, like pointing out how Musk is still having kids and it's been 19/20 years since Trump was able to sire a kid. In the MAGA world, doesn't that show how much more deserving Musk is and that Trump is used up?
Something to get them infighting and destroy themselves from within.
and Trump is just the secretary.
He's the Assistant to the President.
Nah, secretary would hurt trump more because he most likely thinks it's a woman's job, so trump is a secretary of the president
It's not a winning move I think. The deeper, much more intractable problem is that this administration is culturally aligned with its voters, and the other party is not.
Elon is just another member of the trans national crime syndicate that masquerades as many national governments.
Im not sure anyone is in charge of it, and its most likely a gentlemans agreement between its leaders to divide the world up into territories amongst its members,
but if anyone's in charge of it, its not Elon or Trump, its Vladimir Putin.
TRANS?!
Still, Musk, like other billionaires, does seem to be obsessed with his own longevity, as can be seen by his ever-expanding family line.
Seriously, does anyone but a few historians know what Rockefeller or Carnegie look like? Most of the US don't even know who our former presidents were, much less what they looked like. In one or two generations, they'll be footnotes at best. That goes for you Bezos, Dorsey, Zuck, Bannon, Stone, etc. No one cares about you.
We remember Rockefeller and Carnegie because of the public works they funded. If Bezos and Musk and Zuckerberg want to be remembered, build some libraries.
You're definitely not wrong and there are many families that fit that description; perplexingly proliferating profusely into a plethora, but this seems more excessive. Musk seems to be wanting a literal battalion of affluent little entitled male brats.
You are correct though. I'm willing to bet they tear themselves apart with what fortune is left after Elon crashes out eventually.
If they all got their proper iron necktie, French revolution style, the only time they would be discussed is when you read another report that the lasting damage they caused has been repaired and the systems they tried to eradicate have been restored.
How much does he have to pay them? Oh here:
St. Clair claims she was offered $15 million and a monthly payment of $100k
He doesn’t pay them anything, straight from the horses mouth https://www.threads.net/@masterbeefresolver/post/DH4WVh1h7Q7
I don't think we can conclude it's 0 from what she wrote. He says he pays Ashley 500k a month and a flat 2.5 million. She says he stopped paying most of it.
I'll assume he's being less than honest because of specific credibility issues. If she's being honest, she gets 250k hard maximum a year. My guess is it's actually something like 100k. That amount, while survivable, seems very ungenerous for the richest man in the world and it's enough of a drop from 500k that you would definitely be forced to change your purchases.
EDIT: huge error. misread per month as per year.
Isn't it weird that we let these rich paranoid dynasty freaks control so much of our world? I find it ironic that they have more money than gods, but are just as susceptible to time and bullets as us plebs. That notion helps me sleep at night.
just as susceptible to time and bullets as us plebs.
They can afford private security and bullet proof vests. And their lifespans are a decade or more longer than that of the average pleb
Being allergic to peanuts isn't dangerous when the whole country prefers almonds.
they are afraid of the purge episode, of rick and morty. where the alien girl gets revenge by massacre the rich people at the end for pitting the poors against each other in a purge. and thats why they all have these BUNKers all over the world so they can hide in it. elysium, 4400,,,etc.
asked to be a sperm donor for a high-profile Japanese influencer. “They want me to be a sperm donor. No romance or anything, just sperm,”
Interestingly, one of my favorite AV films has a title that translates more or less into, "No romance or anything, just sperm"
Antivirus film is a new genre for me, cool
“Without babies there’s no future, every problem becomes secondary to the problem of not having people on the planet,” said Varsavsky. “Elon believes that a country is not the geography, a country is the people.”
Speaking to an audience at an investment conference in Saudi Arabia last year, Musk laid out the urgency of the matter. “I think for most countries, they should view the birthrate as the single biggest problem they need to solve. If you don’t make new humans, there’s no humanity, and all the policies in the world don’t matter,” Musk told the crowd over a live video.
Possible translation: "I'm going to need many, many future slaves and test subjects for my Neuralink brain chip that will be able to read your minds and maybe even allow me to take control of your minds and bodies whenever I want. Also, I need to blast lots of controllable people to Mars. Many of them will probably die. Pilgriming is hard business, after all."
Can't believe how out of touch this sick fuck is. "Have more kids!!" Ya, ok buddy. Maybe when you make housing available and affordable. Maybe when you make it easy to have a life at home and not completely beholden to tenuous corporate interests optimized to squeeze all of someone's life and soul out of them. Maybe when you start to actually give a fuck about the future health of this planet, so if someone decides to bring new life into existence, they're not debilitated by guilt at having forced someone to live in the hellish future you're fabricating.
“Without babies there’s no future, every problem becomes secondary to the problem of not having people on the planet”
Instead, how about "With the perception of there being a really shitty future, or possibly no future, people will conscientiously refuse to bring more people into existence because they don't want to be responsible for their childrens' horrible and untimely deaths."
I, for one, would feel like a complete piece of shit if I were to reproduce today because, sorry kid, the shittiest, most hostile sociopathic people happen to be in charge now and I don't foresee that changing anytime soon...barring, of course, an extinction event you would have no chance of surviving.
Even if the global birth rate dropped to ~1.75 kids per woman (currently it's around 2.3), it would still take over 150 years for the world population to fall to half its current level. We are in no danger of humans becoming endangered, except by our own hands. I believe this is 100% related to him being an asshole.
All violence aside I'm really curious how inheratance works out for all those kids
Probably a lottery where the winner was predetermined.
Itll be a competition
you mean like a race war?
he will probably give to his "favorite" one, and ignore the others. like how MURDOCH is trying to exclude his non-right wing children, and tries to give it to only Lachlan murdoch.
Idiocracy all over again. C'mon smart people...start having those kids!
But the stupidest man on earth somehow also has all the money.
The ability to earn money and intelligence are not necessarily causally linked. Sociopathy however ist linked to earning and retaining the amount of money billionaires have.
Gonna be a legal shitshow when he kicks off - imagine all the claims on his estate.
I thought the headline was talking about all of the DOGE preteens he brought in to destroy the government. Although maybe they are his children too?
my guess is 45 kids. he has at least that many. like what do you call a legion? a few dozen? a few hundred?
i had to check... the roman legions where between 3000 and 6000
you convinced me, let take him at his word, in my head he has at least 3000 children now.
basically he has a multitudes of concubines
I wonder how many times he’s sold his sperm at the sperm bank? Seems like it would be simpler and he wouldn’t owe child support.
He apparently selects only male embryos for implantation, that's why. No girls allowed >:(
its all IVF , no sperm bank involve, he convinces/targets these influencers to bear his children in exchange for money.
He didn't think of that he's from South Africa not the Netherlands 🤣
Deport all these illegal immigrants.
I hope they all find a strong father figure one day
He’s a plague on the world all by himself (and all the doctors he pays to make his children).
he has a rotating conveyer belt of human shields, if they get too small, he will just use the youngest one as one.
Not surprising, what else do you expect him to eat?
And yet his penis is much smaller
MF needs someone to pump his dick up! Fucking loser to the max!
I wonder if he's part of that Quiver Full cult
Nah he's just an insane narcissist who thinks his genes will save humanity. Elon doesn't believe in any god other than himself - he is his own god.
he believes in the eugenics part of it, basically he want his "genes" to be the only one populating the earth. and hes only obssesed with male -only offspring.
Fucking disgusting...
And calling the kid Romulus... wtf...
Zuck also seems obsessed with the Rome stuff
zuck is an android, makes sense .
So many children, yet no family.
Archived version of gizmodo's source for anyone interested: http://archive.today/2025.04.17-001346/https://www.wsj.com/politics/elon-musk-children-mothers-ashley-st-clair-grimes-dc7ba05c
Sounds like he's playing the numbers game to find the "right" heir to his kingdom
Horizontal Collaboration!
Child wives, biological kids, big balls and the youngsters controlling the payment systems, or the children he pretends to be online?
yall are thinking low, sometimes Ive had the thought that if I was rich af id just be the next ghenghis khan and make my first name their last name so centuries from now everyone has my name as their last name, thats how you get in history books, anyone with khan in their name reminds ppl of ghengis khan. And its not even that negative, a kid growing up rich without their dad and likely some other dad, beats being a beggar kid wirh your ribs showing in india, like it beats my childhood of getting hit for existing, idk they got a good easy life.
Nothing scary about it unless hes having thousands of kids and raising them with personal tutors and brainwashers then placing them in positions of power across the country. Israel alreasy does that with a nation.
what was that thing about him controlling ppl in a simulation where he forced everyone to upload their brains into, im assuming that was some fake joke based off popular scifi, but I wouldnt be suprised if that was his goal with neuralink
I don't know about that specifically, but he believes in simulation theory and thinks he's the only human playing, and therefore the main character.
I guess his genes being out there sucks, but yall love his daughter apparently so hating his genes while liking her would be weird
One of the creepier manifestations of his profound mental illness.