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3mo ago

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0118 999 88199 9119 725 3
- Dear Sir/Madam,
  FIRE! FIRE!
  HELP ME!
  123 Carrendon Road.
  Looking forward to hearing from you.
  All the best,
  Maurice Moss
  
  I'll just put this over here... with the rest of the fire...
  
  Doesn't seem formal enough, imho.
  
  You forgot to add 0
- ... 3
  
  Gets me every time.
- That second "0" should be a "9". I don't know why I'm so bothered by this, but I had the song playing in my head, and it got derailed.
  
  Fixed :)
- Excellent!
  for next challenge multiply the 3 numbers in back if your card by 2 and then add 1
- Damnit! You beat me to it! Well done.
Take my number
Multiply by one
divide by ze̸Ŕ̷̨̜͍o̷͚̤̘͖͎̭͎̦͓͊̆̏̈́̓͛̚͜
- @db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
hunter2
- All I see is *******.
  
  Ok Grandpa's. Time to take you guys back home and turn unreal tournament back on
- Mike Hunt
your result
Add one, multiply by zero. Got it!
Better this one version
Take your credit car number, multiple by 100, add the 3 numbers on the back on the card, multiple by 1000, add the 4 numbers on expiration date. Post on the comment.
- You’re missing an order of ten in each (just fyi)
  
  Damn. Fooled by my bad arithmetics.
- "And we will be sending your new credit car in the mail sometime next week, sir."
  "Sorry, do you mean, credit card?"
  "I didn't misspeak, sir. How big is your mailbox..."
0987 7654 5432 4321
Same as my wifi password, luggage code, and bank acct number.
- That's one hell of a lock on that luggage.
  
  The worst is it costs a $2.64 surcharge each time to open, and then the luggage asks you to tip it!
- OMG! I HAVE THE EXACT SAME NUMBER!
  Wait what three digit number do you have on the back? No way those match too.
  
  123, of course.
- Samsonite. I was way off!
hunter2
- Huh. For some reason all I see is *******.
your result in the comments.
?OVERFLOW ERROR
Some day, some day, I'll be able to afford a 16-bit computer! I hear it's the latest thing!
4814474077450141
I'm looking forward to your cool magic trick!
- Wow that's so interesting! I like to compare that with the day it expires! When was that again?
  
  05/25!
i got in the end process: 4252 4726 1539 2743 Does it has some utility? What will you use it for ? :O I took the big number in the center but i am not sure if it is the right one though. There's also: 04/23, 04/26, and an inscription saying "Edwin Bearstown" in the bottom, but i coudn’t do the math with it so i put it as it is. On the back, there's 3 digits "674". Did i do it right?
where am i
Nice try, Slippin' Jimmy.
Hunter2
0118 999 881 999 119 725 - 3
- Well that is easy to remember.
  0118 999 881 999 119 725
  3
1
Oh whoops got the instructions mixed up
- Now divide by 0 and you're good again
- No way same, what are your 3 numbers on the back?
  
  Yeah I’m sure you’ve got the same expiry date as well!
- Same!
  What ZIP code and CVV number did you get?
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Oh wait, that's the address for my contract.
Gotta do that roofing contract
- Careful I hear the guy who lives there is known for not paying his contractors.
- It may seem there are ways to brute force those pretty easy numbers ╮(︶▽︶)╭
  
  Yeah it's only 3 numbers
- Make a list of all the people vulnerable enough to post that information and start messaging them to get as much more as they will give.
It doesn't seem to be the case, but it would be interesting if there were CC numbers that were meant to be used in movies, similar to how 555-XXXX phone numbers are never real.
- There's some sample numbers for testing payment applications like stripe.
  Visa: 4242424242424242
  Mastercard: 5555555555554444
  Discover: 6011000990139424
  Amex: 371449635398431
  
  Visa was set up by a nerd
  
  Me, reading Amex: Ammex! No, wait… Ay-mex! Oh, it’s American Express.
  
  Too bad the Visa and Mastercard ones are so obviously fake.
- https://www.creditcardvalidator.org/generator
- There's numbers for testing CC software.
0420 0069 1337 8008
- Was gonna ask about the digits on the back but I figured it out: 707
  
  404
Hmm the answer is Hunter 2 somehow
3947 63748 4658 3839 3
- Hah what a dumbass
- You forgot to add your full name and SSN dumbass
  
  Oh I am so sorry, here you go my friend!
  Name: Dumbass Spatula Montenegro Jr. III
  SSN- 901-19-3945
It gave me error: NaN
Does anyone know how to fix the error?
- Ask your Nan for her credit card number.
  
  *** **** **** ****
  Did i do it right?
- It shouldn't happen, really. Can you send me a photo of your credit card so that I can see what's happening? 🤔
- Eat the bread.
- I bet someone solves it and doesn't post what they did to solve it.
3141 5926 5358 9793; 2/38; 462
- Fails the Luhn algorithm check
  
  :::spoiler spoiler
  Try adding a decimal after the 3
4638259687735327 72/56 967
- Ah yes, my favourite month seventytwoary
  
  It would actually be septuagintaber sir
- Didn't work... Are you sure you multiplied correctly? Maybe forgot to carry a 1 somewhere?
3782 822463 1005
For christ sake, if you card numbers get em from here
https://docs.stripe.com/testing
3902 2486 4899 2381 Same as my password
1
Oops, I did a switcheroo on the question. But I used my real CC number, swear on my eyes.
42069 048 1516 2342
ERROR: SYSTEM FAILURE 🚨
- Lost is one of the shows where it's still trippy and hard to understand for me
  
  Don't worry, the people who wrote Lost don't understand Lost either.
- 0000 0000 0000 0001
- Thanks, I hate it.
Your social security number is your account balance. How much do you have?
- 0000-000-0002
  
  Wow, you're almost as old as my mom.
- At least 3
I got 8675309.
- You’ve got a Gen-E card too?!
- Goddamnit. This is going to be stuck in my head all day.
0
I never understood order of operations in school. Did I do it right?
- No you either don't understand math in general or how to follow instructions.
  Because as written, these are two wholly separate operations. So there's no "order" to them except linearly.
  And even if you wrote it out, you still couldn't end up with 0 unless your card number is 0.
  
  So's your mom.
1
hunter20
- why'd you just put a bunch of asterisks
According to ChatGPT, the result is 355.
- Unexpected security feature
4111 1111 1111 1111
-1/12
1
Wait,I think I messed that up
55138008
- I understand. It gets confusing when it's all upside down.
Am I supposed to do the same for those 3 numbers on the back?
5318008 3104558 453333333345
867-5309
- And what's your mother's maiden name, Jenny?
69
It ran a bash script that made me invincible to global warming.
80085
1
Note that I may dislexic be.
Did I fail successfully?
Idk why but I've always legit found this guy sexy. Am I broken?
According to my shitty calculator it's 2,147,483,647.
I81U812
4444 3333 2222 1111
You guys have credit cards?
- Its for fraud protection purposes, people don't actually rack up debt with them.
45xxxxxxxxxxxxxx xx/xx xxx
4242 4242 4242 4242
- Great, now the universe is going to be destroyed and replaced with something even more bizarre and nonsensical.
1 Oh sorry, did it in wrong order
- Wouldn't it be 0?
  
  Multiply by zero and add one
NULL
Don't have a CC, debt is a trap don't fall for it. I'm a monero maximalist.
- Having a CC doesn't mean you have debt...
  
  Credit cards make you in debt to the bank and your debit card balance is the bank's debt to you.
5318008
8675309
1 ... oh wait, I got it backwards
My credit is so bad my credit card number is all zeros
multiply by 0
Instructions unclear.... Bank account exploded.... money everywhere...
1
Haha idiot
Credit card numbers have check digits. You will just get a invalid credit card number
If you have any problems, you better call Saul
877 393 4448
3141 5926 5358 9793 23/84 626
4608893492175047
0110 0110 0111 0101
4111 1111 1111 1111
First out-loud laugh of the day. It doesn't hurt that Bob Odenkirk was there (love Mr Show w/ Bob and David). Well done.
8008 5800 8580 0858
5555 5555 5555 4444 9/69 420
- Well that's useless it expired decades ago
1111...eeeeh 1!
incoming!
I liked this meme until I thought, wouldn’t it be cooler if it were a complex and reversible operation? 3/10 doesn’t deceive enough
1234 567 890
9999 9999 9999 9991
Try to brute force that suckers.
4556 7375 8689 9855
Don't have one. Can't.
0
I multiplied all the numbers against each other. Those zeroes really did a number on my results.
Yeah. No.
- 👉👈
3016 5321 3145 5758
0000000000001
I don't have a credit card.
Saul goodman everybody

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