Yaay

:(

lol

Where can you make text like this?
- https://m.photofunia.com/categories/all_effects/retro-wave

Not posting is free.

I think I'm ready to find an eye bleach community now.
- !guineapigs@lemmy.world
- We don't have one yet?? Or are there a bunch? Gonna go look now with whatever is left of my eyesight.

Thats a shitpost indeed

Well, I hate you.

!thanksihateit@sh.itjust.works

What a day to have eyes.

Sometimes I wish the internetn was neves created

Did you mean, "interetn war neves created"?
- HAHAHHA sorry...I use my phone in the bed at night ,and worst I'm getting older so without glasses is even harder to see the letters and text. Boost for lemmy is not good with accessibility. this was probably one of those times

🤢

How to forget previous 30 seconds

Let's be honest here, when's the last time we've all been checked for worms? We're probably all carrying something or other around inside of us. Besides the outside stuff like the mites that live on your eyelashes and stuff... Something something glass houses and so on

People don’t get checked for worms regularly because they are effectively extinct in western societies. They have an extremely hard time coping with waste treatment.
- I used to get worms fairly frequently as a kid. I think it's wearing shoes that make a real difference.
- We've seen the same YouTube video haven't we

When a woman extends herself like this to please you then you know that she's a keeper

Keeper; Keeper the fuck away from me

I wish I could both up vote and down vote this post because of how foul it is and yet it perfectly fits the community

Where is the button to ~~report~~ unsee this?

Why oh why did I read and comprehend the words?

Jesus fuck

This is almost as bad as the old 4chan jollyrancher story.

Maybe, but there’s something more horrifying when you’re reading a green text and it progressively. gets. worse.
- Imagination is a real bitch sometimes
do i want to know?
- Definitely not:

I want someone to tear my eyes put kill bill style

Mate fuck you just prayed so that a fucking thunderstorm hits your electric grid

This is unironically one of the few posts I wholeheartedly enjoy. It's over the top and that's right up my alley. The girl is the cherry on top. Chefs kiss

My absolute favorite part is the near-unanimous expression of misery from all those commenting. We've all had a truly wretched encounter today
- I love the gif/image replies. It makes me nostalgic for when every thread was mostly images and gifts (not that I'd like to go back but it's nice occasionally)

The internet has a mistake we must cut every last fiber of its heinous being.

Nope. Don't like that...

This is definitely in my top 10 reasons to be single in January. I'd also throw my shoe, but I have weird feet and it costs a lot to replace them, and once you touch it, The pinworms have it.

This is already something that rattles around in my brain, I don't need it to be brought into the universe...

Its probably a pile of whatever the brain sells. They told me that my brain sells too but I have yet to see a single dollar from anything the bastard is doing when I'm trying to focus.

Thanks Internet!

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Would they pose a problem if digested?

It would continue their cycle in your body more than likely. Since the eggs are layer externally, if you catch my drift.

How thoughtful!

how does pinworm taste?

If it's anything like the worms I was forced to eat in kindergarten through fruits (don't ask further questions, I still have fruit-related PTSD!), either nothing or bad.
- when i was kid my friend came and showed me piece of apple he bited. there was a small scentipide inside. thx for reminding ill quit eating fruits for a while

Just leaving my upvote to share my experience.

God. Damn. It.

Mods, beat this man with giant bad dragon dildos. And a permanent ban on all instances.

The Internet is a mistake.

Unnecessary? He can have a snack without the pinworm? Even vegetarian

Your attempt to stop me from eating ass has failed.

Wicked widdle woman