Gatorade

No, I hold my phone gay.
- Me too, but I give it a reach around
Its to make you comment and you have now activated their trap card!
- Stolen
I think it's a photocopy
- Mimeograph with manual coloring
- Did a cop print this meme?
Probably to avoid repost detection on platforms that have it.

Why is this tilted

cinematography its called a dutch angle google it
To increase engagement.
And why is the word "sex" censored?!
- Where?

Ok I've had this debate with my wife for a while.

I call limon-lime Green and she calls it yellow.

What do you folks call it?

Grellow.
Or, if you're feeling nasty, yeen.
I just call that one the piss color Gatorade, it is definitely yellow
Yellow.
Lemon-lime is an odd one to me. At first glance I want to call it yellow, but then the longer I look at it, the greener in gets.
Chartreuse

/r/HailCorporate?

Maybe I'm the outlier, but I don't think normal people are out here having significant conversations about Gatorade on the regular in the first place. And I sure as hell don't believe that anyone organically genuinely gives even half a shit what anyone else calls it. Just call it "shit water" like everyone else and more on.

Who says anything about "significant"?
"Hey man, can you pick up some Gatorade when you're a the store?"
"Sure, which one?"
"Blue"
Is not exactly an unreasonable conversation to have.
- And that is novel but common enough to be expressed in meme? Come on.
Not significant but casual. E.g., when I'm headed to wawa and I ask my husband if he wants anything, he says "yeah, a blue gatorade".
- Yes, I'm sure this kind of conversation happens. But that's about it. I feel confident nobody, nobody, on earth cares about Gatorade enough to organically make the meme in question. Like what kind of psychopath is putting that kind of importance on fucking Gatorade, even as a joke? This is an astroturfed corporate meme, y'all.

What about lemon-lime?

🚨

Nah glacier freeze is the only palatable blue so I have to be specific

Finally! Someone with a good opinion. ❤️

Limon pepino or cucumber melon is the best and I will NEVER call that green

How is a shitty ad for sugar water a meme?

Monkey piss has flavours? I always thought the chemical blue was to hide whatever rotting leftovers they put in the blender for this.

Oh, so that's why I give people cop vibes, when I'm really just colorblind.

Can't you just call them the shades of grey they truly are?
I’m colorblind but I guess anyway

They are not wrong. Blue and light blue works for me.

Edit: I fucked up. PicardFacepalm.png

They're
- You don't know. Maybe they have a cat named "not wrong" and its being addressed here

Blue = Snowy Mountain flavour

Red = Berry flavour

Yellow = No

Yellow = Yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Until I had other ways I was able to tolerate to replenish electrolytes, I drank Gatorade multiple times a day for months.

I hope I never have to drink Gatorade again for the rest of my life.

I drank sugar-free purple (I ain't no cop!). It basically tasted like grape juice. I hate it. I hate grape juice now too.

Fuck you, Gatorade. I'm glad I was finally able to tolerate V8.

I like both blues Gatorades, light and dark

TIL I'm a cop.

I'm a big green guy.

O.o

I want Orange, thanks.

Gatorade starting to screw this stuff up though. There's two purples and five different oranges now. You've got fierce and cool adjectives, and the strawberry lemonade is something in between orange and red, there's gatorlyte,zero sugar. You send somebody in for an orange there's literally five choices now.
Pick me up a red, like the old red not the new red, not the cool red not the Gator lyte red, not the fast twitch red.
They've hit their market cap and they're just dying to sell more soft drink. Just a little more capitalism decomposing.
- Brand recognition marketing. This is how we ended up with so many flavors of Mountain Dew.
Wait... people like orange gatorade?
Like, even when other flavors are available?

Even Frost Blue would be acceptable.

Why is sex censored?

Sax.
It's the devil's instrument now that he lost his fiddle.
soxpooping

I don't know why anyone asks. The answer is always yellow.

Green

Or maybe colorblind

There is blue gatorade and blue gatorade without sugar, they have the same color and thats Bad, i have picked up the wrong one more than once

Is orange the exception?

why would the cop call all the gatorade flavors by its actual names?

I think the only time I’ve heard someone call it by the colour is with Orange but I’ve also not heard someone use the BS marketing names. It’s always whatever flavour it is