Just put a spray tan over it

I've googled it for you: she's going to be green for 28 to 45 days.

So, maybe 28 Days Later?

Now we know the answer to "why is Gamora?"

How is Gamora?

Captain Kirk has entered the chat.

Kirk was always in the chat, he's now just more open with kinks
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain.
Why is he climbing the mountain?
- Because it's there.

Fuck it, I'd just stay in costume. At least it'd be accurate.

Switch it up by dressing as a lawyer on some days and wearing a purple sports top and bottoms on others.
EDIT: What about Zombie Chic? I think it might cause more trouble for her than the other options.
- I'd get a red wig & do Gamora over She Hulk.
Definitely rock the look. Might as well if it's going to be like that for two months.
Nah I expect to de-green at a different rate in different body parts. Go as Michael Jackson having too much weed. Be green vitiligo.
- verdiligo
- Every shower over scrub the same areas.

Good timing, in December she can make some extra money as the grinch

I will bet money theres a young child that will point and go "dad look its the grinch"

If I were going to use a dye on my skin for something like this, I would first test it out on a small patch of skin some place where nobody's ever going to see it, like on my penis.

I think you'll need a bigger patch of skin to actually see the results.
- Do the whole unit and if something goes wrong tell the doc you fucked Shrek.
I'd worry about making a mess. What's the smallest eyedropper they sell?
I too would want to test patch it. But I would put it off too long and end up skipping the test patch.

Hit the gym. Awaken the she hulk.

That movie is cursed lol. Mattel had a shit ton of wicked toys produced for the movie. Someone fucked up the website for the movie on the packaging, it was supposed to say VISIT WICKEDMOVIE.COM or something like that... Packaging actually says VISIT WICKED.COM!!! Which is apparently a porn site hahahahahaha.

And apparently there were QR codes on a lot of them that also linked to that site, we went to Walmart and they all had stickers over them lol
Hey man, maybe it was on purpose to get the toys on the news!

She prolly into photosynthesis now.

Imagine all the confused racists.

And the chlorophyll cat-calling.

Also, ... she on tinder?

Oh, orcs are real now? Can we get dwarves next

I have some very good news for you…
- God I wish dwarves were real

It's not easy bein' green

Dye your hair red.

Dying yourself for the premiere of a movie you're not even in is wild to me.

You must hate cosplays
- Nah, not at all. I love cosplay and the media that comes with it. I'm sure she dressed up, but I just think dying your self green for a movie seen in the dark is crazy. Not that she deserves to be the green giant for it.
  But I also don't leave the house 😅
- For a movie you haven't seen yet, it's still kinda weird.

Damn it's one of them green women from Star Trek. Is she single?

not for long!

"We love unregulated markets" - we say in unison

Hulk smash!

Watch out for the notorious Gobbo lovers

- A wild Pirate Software appears!

Isn't that basically the whole point of a dye? If you didn't want permanent you'd go with makeup.

Dyes come in different permanence, but some colors like to stick around for longer. For example pthalo based dyes(or paints even) likes to stain everything and have a tendency to leech into places you don't want them. Yellow dyes tend to fade from UV exposure very easily. I have no idea what's in that green dye, but holy shit I hope it's not carcinogenic.

NGL, kind of like the look.

Buy more of the perma-dye to get the spots you didn't dye because they were under your clothes. If you're going to be permanently green, go full body.

Did... did she use Rit?

Why not just…IDK…watch the damn movie?

Because then it wouldn't be about meeeeeeeee

do they sell skin dye that does that intentionally? cause i know people who'd kill to have their skin permanently be a wacky color or art piece without actually having to tattoo it

Well there’s spray on self tanners, but yeah there’s lots of body paint options because of arts and kink
- And because of people who want to cosplay as Homestuck trolls. Don't forget them.

At this point go all-in and buy a witch hat and black robe

You'd probably get less questions if you were in costume.

Why is Gamora?

Came here for this 😁

Seven years and it will be as good as new.

WHY IS GAMORA!

And I thought I got a lot of stares in public.

Reminds me of the blue people who have too much silver in their bloodstream, like this guy: https://cdn.thecollector.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/blue-man-paul-karason.jpg?width=1400&quality=55

Also, I call bullshit on this. No way a commercially available skin dye would do something like this and it also wouldn't dye more than the uppermost layer of the epidermis, which should renew itself fairly quickly. A few peelings should take care of it. Humans shed a lot of skin cells. That's basically what dust is (and what dust mites eat) and why even the cleanest bed has tens of thousands of dust mites on it.

On the one hand, at least it happened in LA. On the other hand, too bad you're in LA

But, is her pussy green?

Buy a fucking hoodie lady.

*sorry internet, I meant to say "don't do anything to help with the thing you are complaining about, take more pics and continue whining about it on social media".

The ability and willingness to laugh at yourself is evidence of self-awareness and intelligence.
Completely missing the point, and thinking someone laughing at themselves is instead "complaining" or "whining," is evidence of a lack of self-awareness and intelligence.
- When keeping it shitpost goes wrong.
I don't mind your hoodie comment. I'm downvoting for the terrible use of apostrophes in the edit.
- Duly noted homie.
You don't have to be so dramatic.