9mo ago

DEPLOY THE GIGA MAGNETS!

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Each officer is required to wear 15 pieces of flair minimum.
Immortan Joe had less swag on his armor than these guys! Do they worry that they'll get too many and not be able to wear them all, and disrespect Dear Leader?
- Or collapse under the shear weight of them?
  
  Unless they are all plastic...
  
  Sheer
- Or can use them as pellets against enemies thus saving some ammunitions for the country.
This fuckin guy has me dying 🤣
- I cant tell if he is about to sneeze, shat his pants, is having a stroke, or all three at once.
- Well that's ironic, cause dear leader has HIM dying!
- Korean Forest Whitaker.
What could these awards really be for though?
- In North Korea, it is tradition to wear your father's and grandfather's honors in addition to your own. This means someone whose familty has had a long military tradition would accumulate quite the display.
  
  Oh wow that's interesting, I'm radically ambivalent on this one
  
  I can never tell if people are telling the truth or bullshitting...
- Nothing.
Why do they all look like stroke victims??
Also, what are the medals for? Least credible answer gets a prize
- Why do they all look like stroke victims??
  I think this is AI slop. Reverse image searching leads here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAQrbjDzP6o and the top comment is even the lemmy OPs joke.
  
  God damn it I'm so done with this world
  
  I fucking hope it's AI lol, it looks like a theme party in a retirement community.
- North Korean medals are for years of service without being sent to labor camps by dear leader. They’re like Xbox achievements and get progressively harder as time goes on.
- Also, what are the medals for? Least credible answer gets a prize
  Valor in battle
  
  Sharing skills and experience with junior officers.
- Also, what are the medals for? Least credible answer gets a prize
  Cheese making. It's not credible because they have never seen milk, let alone cheese!
  
  This is false, generals are raised on Kim's breast milk, which turns into cheese upon leaving his glorious nipple.
- Also, what are the medals for?
  Being on the same team as the great dear leader, who obviously always won every game ever
- Platemail.
- ever seen us generals? that have shit to of awards and ribbons for what i don't even know
The north Koreans are so poor all the medals are probably steel.
- Tin
Tinsel foil isn't magnetic though.
- I think that's the joke hahaha
Entrati looking mfers
- Its the sequel to Warframe: 1999, Warframe: North Korea.
Magnets dont work on tin...
- You don't have a neutron star lying around for these occasions?
These men all look like pieces of fruit left out in a hot, dry climate.
One medal for each time he kissed deer leader's ass.
Is it tradition to create medals that look like a child designed and stamped them out?
- They're just foil from chocolate coins. Kim ate all the chocolate, of course
If we took away the officers we would at least give the soldiers a fighting chance, under equipped and trained as they doubtless are.

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