too_high_for_this @ too_high_for_this @lemmy.world

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Oh shit, we need an Uncle Jokes community

I recently came into a lot of money.

The bank wouldn't take it, said I'd have to rinse it off first

Feeble? But I think you meant futile? Idk.

I was curious about the author so I googled him and his story is wild.

Arrested for armed robbery at 18. Did ten years in state prison where he started writing for a prisoners' rights newsletter. After release in 1999, he became a prominent activist, even advising the Bernie Sanders campaign in 2015.

Then he was caught breaking in to a prison that was under construction and hiding guns and tools in the walls, doing $250,000 worth of damage. He claims they were for his own use, to prevent being raped if he is sent to prison again. Cops also found assault rifles, body armor, and a grenade launcher in his home.

So now he's doing 40 years for felony vandalism.

Oh, and he has articles about throwing poop and farting etiquette

That's absolutely not true. It's a clever backronym, but not the origin of the term.

The Pentagon Pizza Report is off the charts right now. The nearest Domino's is super busy and the local gay bar is empty.

Major shit is going down tonight

You could do crawfish, they're just tiny little lobsters

Toads are frogs

https://www.msnbc.com/deadline-white-house/deadline-legal-blog/vance-boelter-second-degree-murder-charges-first-degree-rcna213216

On Monday, the Hennepin County Attorney’s Office in Minnesota said it will seek first-degree murder charges against Vance Boelter, noting that it is common practice for the office to initially charge second-degree murder to secure a warrant as quickly as possible, as it did in this case.

That's not true. Judges are elected in many states.

Are you stupid or something?

Less lethal is still sometimes lethal

This is why I got my ribs removed

Boner and a lonely fart

meow

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump%27s_disclosures_of_classified_information

Swamp swine

Bruh he won a fucking Pulitzer

Bees!

Functional illiteracy