vaultdweller013 @ vaultdweller013 @sh.itjust.works

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Hey now we shouldn't insult him because of his disability, imagine what it makes those who did nothing wrong feel. Oh who am I kidding id dump him onto tarmac hot enough to give third degree burns and tell him to walk if he doesn't want to be further crippled or die, if he tries to crawl I'm taking fingers then limbs.

All I see is a nice fur hat.

Okay I just jammed the feral frontiersman side of my personality back into the corner with the Norman. Anyways yes these rodents are rather cute

Statement: While the majority of Lemmy may consist of subpar meat bags that does not mean all are meat bags.

Best part is I didn't even have to think it up, I was a ball of sleep deprivation and spite so that response was instinct more or less. But I've always been great with insults and taunts in less than mentally fit conditions, once when I was in a meltdown I told my great great aunt to go fuck herself she asked me if I knew what that meant to which I responded "I don't fucken care go open a dictionary." which was extra amusing since she taught me to check the meaning of words before I used them.

This was around 2018 so it was a good bit after that spiel would hit hard, mostly cause I'm sure they had a cookie cutter response. Responding like a feral 1970s draft dodger is a lot more likely to work as a mental flash bang and stick.

I was a little shit in highschool and when asked a by military recruiter if I was interested in joining up, my autistic ass channeled the raw spite of the Vietnam and Korean war vets I knew and I responded "What ya wanna get fragged? There are far simpler forms of suicide." While I hold that I was well within my rights apparently the socially acceptable response to simply say no.

Also you aren't supposed to threaten to murder folks with wide eyes and a smile, I disagree.

More or less, just can't swing around and threaten. Otherwise it'd be a clusterfuck of legal bullshit that'd make the Eastern Roman Empire puke.

You can also drive on private property without a license.

Folks in my area used to cary around crowbars (the half life style long ones for crates and shit) back when the sheriff deputies were boot happy for a bit. This was before cameras so they couldn't do much when they found the damned things snapped didn't help that folks would do it to any car they saw with a boot.

Piss off dude. 99% of the time cars are all the fucken same it only gets problematic when some dipshit changes something for no reason that's been the same since the 1970s.

Everytime I have to lift something heavy I get the opposite of this. Like some six five guys will say it's super heavy meanwhile I am five five and just threw a fucking 75 lbs piece of furniture over my shoulder like it was a particularly large cat. I don't know if it's my height, muscle density, or just the autism but it's rather amusing watching folks universally balk at the situation.

As a mentally ill dude I would like to trade the disgusting affection for a 1991 Fiat Polski.

Ah yes because Dantooine and it's fucked up dark side giant cave spiders is so much better.

That's only because he swaps between drugs to avoid building tolerance.

As much as I am loathed to use the comparison I'm just imagining a house absolutely full of little easter eggs like a particularly autistic version of hidden Mickey. You stare at the bathroom tiles for too long and realize that it's a repeating pattern of the Alpha Legion hydra, there an Enclave symbol in the light fixture, and if you open the pantry at exactly 3 am you hear Karl Franz shouting "Summon the elector counts!".

Hell you could still have specialists even, just instead of it being Steve who only knows how to build cookie cutter housing it's Irish who is obsessed with mid 200s Hispano-Roman architecture. Or maybe it's both of them working in harmony to create something truly horrifying.

That is just kinda vibing. Don't know bout you but between my instincts and paranoia keeping watch for threats is a relatively calm vibe.

Firestarter kits are weirdly expensive why would you eat the best accelerate?

I rip the wifi card out and if that's not available all things can be solved with the proper application of an angle grinder.

What do you want me to act like my kin circa 1995? Because if so you may want to get out of the way cause I've got a weed sprayer filled with diesel and a little cigarette!

Gonna start calling my gay artist friend a faggart now thanks.