Can't get that metallic taste out of my mouth

That car has the worst tint job I've ever seen

Its like someone turned an 8 year old loose with a couple of black garbage bags and a hot glue gun
- It tastes like house keys.
Have you ever seen a do-it-yourself one without all the flaws and bubbles? If I gave a shit about looking cool in my vehicle I would save up to have it done right.
- I have, but those guys were kinda cheating. They had worked as tint installers previously, and knew what they were doing. Did some badass decal applications as well.

I always wondered if she was lactating and she took the piercing out if it would spray in multiple directions like a titty shotgun.

You do anyway without piercings.
The nipple isn't technically one hole, it's kind of like a porous sponge. After all, mammary glands are just mutated sweat glands, it's a series of holes connected to a series of ducts.
So a lot of people find when lactating that it can spurt in crazy directions from unexpected parts of the nipple.
- Dad recognise dad.
  Or lactation fetishist.
- It was really weird the first time I saw the liquid pooling in 100 tiny bubbles before surface tension merged them
Uhhhhhhh... ok?
I don’t think that’s how shotguns work. It’s more like a shower head with hard water buildup.
- Now I'm thinking of titty pump-action milk-shooting, but the Action Movie pump-action kind
It does.

Someone with pierced titties please put one of them in my mouth as I would like to test this claim

Inb4 ppl with cock piercing slide into your dms
I also need to do this expermient for scientific purposes. Any candidates?
- Both of you, to horny jail!

Found @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world's early artwork

I did this yesterday.
- Early yesterday.

They don't. Piercing jewelry is usually made from robust materials that are inert in normal conditions, like stainless steel, gold, plastics, and sometimes glass or gemstones. So, no, you don't taste anything, just as you don't taste a plastic cup, ceramic mug, or stainless steel pot.

But sometimes they do for some people because taste is subjective and based on visual cues and expectation?
A cup of tea tastes completely different out of a ceramic mug, than it does a plastic one.
- Are you heating your plastic piercings?
I think they might be talking about the taste of blood of a fresh or infected piercing. Blood tastes like keys.
- So does every cut on any other body part.
  Weirdly enough other people's blood tastes slightly different than my own.
- That should've healed by then though
The thing is that some metal ions can catalyse oils of the skin into compounds that are what causes the metallic taste

Doesn't matter, sucked titty.

Doesn't matter, memorised your house keys pattern.
(Be ready for surprise titty piercing at 3am, after the cat is done with the zoommies, so like 15-ish minutes past 3am.)
- Wait, do I know you?

And there's no place like home.

Tell me you've never sucked pierced titties without telling me you've never sucked pierced titties.

More like: Tell me you've never tasted house keys without telling me you've never tasted house keys.
- Tell me you never sucked pierced titties with telling me you sucked house keys
- Tell me you never sucked tiddies pierced with house keys by providing me with a picture of tiddies pierced with house keys.
- Do you drink toilet water often? Same difference.

Did Ray Charles put this guys window tint on? Got damn.

Like, it must have been a (horrible) style choice right?
\ Can't fuck up that much on accident.
I don't wanna see how the inside looks. Maybe those windows use just one continuous foil ...

only on lemmy do you get a mf ranting about someone's experience sucking pierced titties

They don't taste any different but I still don't like them.

Same with the septum rings.

No hate just disappointment for just how many girls are doing one or the other.

You… tasted a septum ring?
- You may think inside the nose is tasty but it'snot.
- I mean I don't discriminate a whole lot when I'm having a good time licking things.
username checks out
- "It's weird to have preferences"
  That's what you're really saying.
I'm not really sure who likes them other than the people who get them and other people who like those specific piercings for whatever reasons.
It's wild how insanely defensive people get about their piercings and body modifications though, just read through this post or any post like it on reddit.
Like, chill out you freaks. If someone doesn't like your fashion choice, unhinged rants and attacks aren't going to make someone magically start loving metal accessories stuck in your soft parts.
- I'm not really sure who likes them other than the people who like them
  ....What?
- Saying you're disappointed with what girls do to their bodies is mad weird, though
Why are you disappointed? What is the disappointment here? That you don't want to sleep with random women who get those piercings? You were never entitled to do so in the first place, so I'm not sure how that could be a disappointment to you.
Save the next commenter some time, the word dissapponted implies that someone or something failed to meet an expectation the speaker has for it. In this case the someone or something is women who choose to get nipple piercings. So the implication is that the commenter has an expectation for women that is failing to be met when they get nipple piercings.
I don't give a fuck who he does or does not want to sleep with, or what reasons he may have for doing so. I'm calling out the way he framed his opinion in that sentence, because again, it implies he has an expectation for women that is not being met if they get nipple piercings.
Don't bother responding to me unless you're going to tell me why it's alright to have such an expectation for random women about their bodies.
- Are you asserting that nobody should ever have any preferences? Do you meet your own standard?
  OP didn't say he's throwing women out of bed for having piercings. He expressed a preference for them not to.
  I prefer dark hair. Sometimes it's red or blonde or blue.
  I prefer pubic hair. Sometimes it's there, sometimes it's not.
  I prefer a few extra pounds. Sometimes those pounds aren't there. Sometimes a few extra is more like a lot extra.
  In no example above did I shut down the interaction, nor did I experience any less pleasure.
  But I still have preferences. That's all they are though.
- Bro is expressing distaste in a fashion accessory, why you so bitter and taking it so hard? You ok?

.... And there's no place like home

Only if they’re kept clean

Is this true for other piercings? Asking for a friend

It’s not true for any piercing, so no.
The jewelry should be non-reactive metal, and thus doesn’t have a distinct flavor. Unless you’ve never tasted anything cooked on stainless, in which case you might notice it.
But likely? No.

Would it be accurate to say more people would know what the latter tastes like than the former?

Certainly in Lemmy ..

Momma always said titties gotta squeeze themselves.

The why the heck did my cousins get up at 5 am to milk the cows?
- Udders ≠ titties

why do you know what keys taste like

Warming the key of a car in the freezing winter may have driven me to suck keys. Piercings didn't remind me of such though.
Have you seriously never just had that one moment where your hands were full and you needed the keys out of your hand for a second but you knew you were about to need the keys again shortly so you just put them in your mouth real quick so that you can do what you need to do and then grab the keys again