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son_named_bort @ son_named_bort @lemmy.world
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fetching bleach after this one

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  • Why was I born with eyes?

    • How screwed are you?

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  • Just don't kick a giant mouse in the butt and you'll be fine. Otherwise, you'll become a political prisoner.

    • hard choice

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  • I'd take the 50 cents as long as I don't end up with 5 cents. I don't want a Nickelback.

    • I believe to this day that he bribed the IQ test

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  • I took a IQ test online it said I Genius.

    • What is a specific fear you have?

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  • My car breaking down at a railroad crossing while a train is coming towards me.

    • History is funny that way

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  • I learned about her from Double Dare.

    • A confusing plot hole from Planet of the Apes

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  • A wizard did it.

    • Trickflation

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  • Where is the one on the left no longer available? I live in the US and see those all the time.

    • gil can't catch a break

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  • This monstrosity costs $82,000?

    • Waking up an hour before you intend to

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  • That happened to me this morning. Lousy bladder.

    • Tesla Drivers Are Scrapping Their Logos Over Elon Musk’s Controversial Behaviour

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  • He could just take an H from a different car, nobody would know the difference.

    • Has anyone checked on them lately?

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  • We also haven't had Spider pig in a movie in a long time.

    • Green flag?

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  • I found who he's looking for:

    • What exactly are they teaching in our schools?

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  • Look, we all can't get into Yal6, okay.

    • If everyone goes to baseball games by car and everyone gets wasted like Randy Marsh, how do people get home?

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  • Baseball stadiums usually cut off alcohol sales after the 7th inning, which allows for fans to somewhat sober up before the end of the game.

    • "Ya gotta sleep sometime" "Well, I'm a real light sleeper, Childs..." It's getting tense out there!

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  • The one on the top right is a Honda. I know bekcause it has the H, that's how you know it's a Honda.

    • Even as a collector, I've never laid my hands on one of these.

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  • We had these in school one year. Of course, it being school means that all of the games available were educational. The school actually let parents rent them for like a month at a time, which is something my parents did. Too bad we couldn't keep it.

    • They got everything covered

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  • Even Cousin Bob's funeral?

    • Wish I could retire now actually

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  • What's retirement?

    • Times are tough for everyone

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  • A soup place I go to started to charge $3 for its once free bread. When I asked about it, they said "no soup for you!" and "come back one year!". Then they took away my soup. At least I got my money back.