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son_named_bort @ son_named_bort @lemmy.world
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Classical Meme

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  • As an American, I had to work out the Roman Numerals the only way I know how: using Super Bowls. So the 1st Super Bowl is Super Bowl I (Packers over Chiefs), the 2nd Super Bowl is Super Bowl II (Packers over Raiders), and the 50th Super Bowl is Super Bowl 50 (Broncos over Panthers). Putting this together I get:

    I II II 50

    I'm at a loss as to what it could mean.

    • What is the best looking retro console or PC?

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  • How many consoles look like toilets?

    • What are some good reasons to NOT end your own life?

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  • And if you wait long enough it'll end anyway.

    • I purposely make my voice mail message as long as the time limit allows to waste the time of people looking to waste my time. Hope they like listening to screamy music.

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  • But how else am I supposed to find out that my car warranty expired?

    • MAGA Melts Down Over ‘Complete Disappointment’ Epstein Docs Release

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  • It's like Al Capone's vault all over again.

    • Emulating PS2 for my Steam Deck, would love any recommendations!

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  • The Simpsons Hit and Run is a solid GTA style game and is considered to be one of the best Simpsons games ever. The Simpsons Road Rage is a rip-off of Crazy Taxi but is still a solid game. The Simpsons Game is also a good game that kinda does it's own thing. Don't bother with the Simpsons Skateboarding, that one sucks.

    • No one can know my shame

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  • I don't have to get in the forever box because I'm Homer Simp-

    • Sad

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  • Strangers never offer me free candy.

    • Mr. Grey, can I go to the bathroom?

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  • She could be a hero. Can't see her being on Grindr though.

    • Which animal would you domesticate if you could pick one?

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  • Lana! He remembers me!

    • Which animal would you domesticate if you could pick one?

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  • Ocelot

    • What would you say is the most unsung "plot hole" in Harry Potter?

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  • Why doesn't Hagrid, who is the largest of the characters, simply eat Voldemort?

    • Just started playing Life is Strange

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  • If you like Life is Strange, you should try Tell me Why. It's by the same developers and it feels like what Life is Strange 2 should've been.

    • Facepalm on multiple levels

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  • The Venn Diagram between people who actually support this and people who just want to own the libs is a circle.

    • I am the eggman

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  • I am a Robotnik

    • Trump floats giving 20% of DOGE savings to American citizens

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  • Anybody who believes that he would actually do this is someone who would fall for the wallet inspector.

    • Fraud

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  • I didn't vote for him!

    • What is the most bizzare opinion you have ever heard from a teacher or professor

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  • Had a substitute teacher once who thought that the word Hell was a bad word even when referring to the location.

    • What words should not be combined with "poop"?

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  • Barf

    • Are there any common household items or products that you think are designed incredibly poorly?

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  • A lot of OTC meds that are in boxes have annoying packaging where you have to peel off the little paper before you can push the pill through the wrapping. The paper doesn't always like to peel off properly and it makes it harder to get the pill out of the packaging.