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son_named_bort @ son_named_bort @lemmy.world
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Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York

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  • Ah, so it was the streets of Utica.

    • Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York

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  • I thought that was from the streets of Albany?

    • What's a strange food combination you love?

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  • Weird Al came up with the Twinkie Weiner Dog, which is a hot dog with a Twinkie as the bun topped with spray cheese. It's surprisingly good.

    • Most under-utilized consoles?

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  • The Atari Lynx had the graphics to blow the Game Boy out of the water. Unfortunately most of the games sucked so it died quickly.

    • But that is just a theory

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  • Big if true

    • If you shit your pants, do you keep going with your day or is your day over?

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  • The rest of the day is going to stink regardless.

    • call me garfield I don't effing care

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  • Is that Heathcliff?

    • Why do you want to work with us?

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  • Because I need money

    • what else is there

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  • Tell her what your favorite dinosaur is.

    • Friendly reminder

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  • I died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail hopefully my gravestone says something like rest in peace and not something vulgar.

    • Why dating is hard

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  • Joke's on that guy, all the women on the Internet are really just this guy:

    • The episode that made us realize thats cartoons could hurt.

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  • This episode did not make me want to walk on sunshine.

    Although the movie where Lars takes care of Seymour kinda makes this ending a little more hollow.

    • It sounds classy

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  • Bort

    • Child support

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  • You laugh, but my son did something similar. He said "daddy I know you're going through a hard time right now but I can help you carry your groceries" and I said "son, you're 38 years old, why the hell haven't you moved out yet?"

    • Disappointing coyote attack

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  • He shouldn't have gotten his dentures from Acme.

    • The consequences (of my actions) have been extreme

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  • I once had a group chat that got leaked. There's a possibility that it may have involved some light treason.

    • They didn't have 32oz Mountain Dew Baja Blast either

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  • You can't even get a Baja Blast at a Kentacohut over there?

    • What's a weird saying?

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  • Mind your ps and qs. What are ps and qs?

    • Another treasure stolen from us

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  • The GameCube cases also came with a pizza roll holder but it was a little too small.

    • Ever wonder how the term "pink slip" came about? This is how you were fired. A pink slip on your desk.

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  • Sex: not getting any cause I was fired