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saltnotsugar @ saltnotsugar @lemm.ee
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Had enough of my boring job. Now free lancing doing sculptures

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  • The Virgin Mary witnessing the arrival of the alien armada.

    • Definitely wasn't late to work making this

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  • Number 6 always felt like a betrayal when you realized it wasn’t black.

    • Infinite possibilities

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  • This is a gross oversimplification of two distinct and well studied fields. Good luck getting an Oxford fellow to comment on big ol anime tiddies or getting a Harvard professor to know the kind of porn Lincoln beat his meat to.

    • the pain of knowing you have no girlfriend but THIS door does

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  • The “Just the Tip” system.

    • High-risk

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  • Massive mathematical explosion

    • melts in your mouth

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  • Whyyyyyyyy did they discontinue these!?

    • Notepad.exe

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  • Here’s the deal Notepad, we can’t trust MS Word to remove all the nonsense.

    • I'm sure dolphins will fuck it up in their own special way.

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  • Looks like the dolphins are- AND THE SNAILS ARE GETTING IN THE RING WITH STEEL CHAIRS!?

    • How did I get here?

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  • Comrades, do you not yearn for more bananas? Let us screech and scratch!

    • So jussi

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  • Tired of dry ass bread? Try some JussiPussi!!

    • Someone built a monument dedicated to those less endowed

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  • Back on 9/11 people kept their dicks limp out of respect.

    • I'm gonna need more red colored crayons

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  • Just draw a line through the middle and call it East/West Fun-o-land.

    • Oh NOOOO

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  • My back: Allow me to throw myself out.

    • As a former Catholic I can still feel these adhere to the roof of my mouth, and having to wait for Mass to be over to peel it off.

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  • These might be the deluxe ones, like Monster energy wafers. You know the commercials, “You only need 3.7 seconds for a whole mass baby!”

    • Mischievous kitty

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  • That’s a seriously fun game.

    • Mischievous kitty

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  • Awww look at Mittens batting at the launch sequence buttons! He’s so- (large explosion)

    • You're*

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  • If it would please you, you are a most detestable wench with no lands or titles, and thy garden is that of a common Welshman.

    • You can call me Chef

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  • I wish they had some kind of iron chef for microwaves.

    • Do only one dish by owning only one dish.

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  • I might become a nudist just to get out of folding the laundry.

    • oh hell yeah, surfs up 🤘

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  • I’ve worked in computer networking for over twenty years, and I can confirm dog packets are superior to TCP or UDP.