saltnotsugar @ saltnotsugar @lemm.ee

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Has technology reached it’s zenith?

Drug cartels HATE him.

What happens if you jerk it off?

Their butthole just follows your eyes around the room like a creepy painting.

I had no idea that

We thank you balloon master!

Did people just slowly turn to the other people to make eye contact while blastin a dook?

Hier kommt die Sonne

Yo let me get a dime bag of that geology.

I look back on these days of my youth, and smile for I can now detect scrambled nipples in the waves of multicolored distortion.

The toilet bowl is for loading and unloading ONLY.

(Shouting over club music as she’s twerking) EXCUSE- EXCUSE ME! ARE YOU THICC OR SUFFERING FROM A CONDITION?

They rollie. They pollie.

It’s okay to eat 5 rolls of sushi babe!

“Awwww what a cute little puppy-“

Tell me Clarice do the lambs still scream?

“You know what, let’s look at the cats.”

I see mate in 56 moves.

It’s all fun and games until the frosty waves tickle the pickle.

Is this not what our forefathers first dreamed of when they looked up at the stars in wonder?

Some “tough guy” divided by zero.

Do not the French onion soup.