saltnotsugar @ saltnotsugar @lemm.ee

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Oh wow! Goth eldar! I’m sure nothing bad will happen.

I just looked this up and I’m definitely gonna try it out.

Sometimes I feel dumb, but then I see a video like this and think maybe I’m not THAT dumb.

This might be an opportunity to develop a game. Like the adventures of Pong Lenis or something.

If someone wanted to pick me up (romantically or spiritually), a Tesla tank would do quite nicely.

The “step” is always super emphasized, likely due to the porn legal team on site staring daggers into the actors.

Remember, Mittens used to run the Holy Roman Empire, so a little bow and groveling go a long way…also he puked on the rug.

It’s entirely possible to jump “over the moon” if your reproductive organs make contact with frosty ol hands.

If the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland became a human.

And the lord did nut, for it was not November. Amen.

Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.

Have you been given jewelry that had some wackadoodle magical properties? Call the law offices of Gandalf and Gandalf and don’t settle for less than you deserve!

Ladybug DOOM music intensifies

I pictured a seal opening a beer and in a deep voice says, “Damn. Nice place cat. Mind if I stretch out on your couch!?”

Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.

Yup! You can make custom camos, custom decals, place crew members (in beta version), and fight in custom battles or missions. Some communities even have fun competitions.

“It exploded. The hot pocket exploded.”

He’s delusional. Hot pockets don’t explode.

RAWR -Your favorite Dino bros maybe.

Gaslighting doesn’t exist and you’re going crazy. /s

Awww look, he wants to launch the missile!