saltnotsugar @ saltnotsugar @lemm.ee

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Travel sized panther.

Being destroyed by a giant machine is terrible but it did file the proper paperwork first so what can be done at this point?

Madam Suspicionarson was all they could afford.

I will say that some grandmas know how to party.

Spin up a VM with windows 95 and try again.

I’m amazed Orange hasn’t formed MEGA KING yet.

It’s YOUR turn to jerk off into the ice cream!

“Ugh! I friggin hate Mondays!!!”

Just be SUBTLE about it!

Marvel movies often have a subtle SUBTLE undertone cliticizing the Kaiser and praising a bohemian view of agriculture. It’s understandable but not forgivable that this is so often missed.

Rook to Z99, mega check.

This is why pelicans are no longer allowed at the all you can eat buffet.

I definitely make dramatic sound effects when playing with my cat.

Her quote is one of the most badass in history. “I am not a traitor of my people. Those whom you are asking about will reveal themselves when they have succeeded in wiping out all you evildoers, to the last man.”

Things went rather badly for the Prince Eugen SS turds after the war.

So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel!

HELLO. YOU’VE BEEN SELECTED AS…(raspy trucker voice) “Da next Pope”…PRESS 1 TO ACCEPT. PRESS 2 TO SPEAK TO A CARDINAL.

Volkswagen is the wagen for the volk.

Step 1: Put it in wrong. Step 2: Put it in…wrong!?
Step 3: Magically it works.

I think if you sold off your stock before it became public information you’d be in deep poopie doopie.

Bro I SSH directly into the jpg using Microsoft Paint.

Eat the food Tina! -Napoleon Pakistan maybe